This morning my sister [12F] kicked me in the nuts and dabbed on me. What the fuck do I do now??

This morning my sister [12F] kicked me in the nuts and dabbed on me. What the fuck do I do now??

She's at school, and I have to be at Subway for four fucking hours tonight so I won't see her until 6. What should I plan?

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you should be attentive to her needs. she probably only bullies you because she wants your attention.

Kick her in the nuts and dab on her.

Slap her in the face really hard and shove her to the ground

Here's an important question: Were you trying to rape her? If yes then just hang yourself. If no then call the police. Idiot.

If she does it again then threaten her with the same, give her some fucking discipline. Maybe if your parents raised her right then she wouldn't be kicking her brother in the nuts.

>school
>on the fourth of July

>sister [12F]

Why did you have to tell us your sister was "F"?

> soak her tampons in vinegar

Stupid nigger, the vagina is already acidic, it wont do squat.

>12

tell her jake paul is dead

She sees you as the beta, the weakling. Take a poo in her shoes. Is she in ballet or tap? Definitely the dance shoes. If she tattles you can blame it on the cat or dog and the parents are more inclined to side with you!

Sleeper hold here until she passes out.

This would be a good one, but she'd know something's up because they generally come in individual sealed wrappers if I recall correctly. Would be better to just find out what she snacks on and soak that in vinegar.

>She sees you as the beta, the weakling.
This, she's already asserting dominance over you and will continue to see you as lower in the social hierarchy than her. Considering that she's only 12, you must be a real beta.

There's only one way to redeem yourself after a preteen dabs on you that hard.

Honor killing.

Do what i did to mine
>she starts to be annoying
>me as a really depressed idiot who doesnt want to deal with anything i just ignored her
>she often talked to me about school stuff (i was a neet)
> i answered with i dont care
>she starts telling me bad stuff shes done (probably trying to get my attention)
>i just evaded the convo just sleeping or going to the bathroom
>she eventually turns into a whore when 15 and has sex with a 28 yr old drug dealer and makes him go to jail
>gets my parents attention the bad way so that makes a bad habit for her
>she keeps doing bad things to get attention
>she also craves male attention
>almost all her bfs are losers like me
>probably slept with a married man

>If no then call the police.
"Hello 911? My 12 y/o sister kicked me in the balls this morning"
"No I'm not joking"
Fucking retard.

Instead of something like put something yeasty in her tampions/pads, or be a fucking adult and ask her why. She probably just wants your attention instead. You are her big brother, act like one. (but if your relationship is perfectly fine do the first option)

ATOMIC.
FUKKING.
WEDGIE.

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I wish I was you.
originally

Shove your arm up her ass. Worked for me.

put dog shit in her pillow case

Since you're already here take a "lie detect-whore test"

>This morning my sister [12F] kicked me in the nuts and dabbed on me. What the fuck do I do now??

This looks similar to how ledditors title their shit. Especially with the "[12F]". Probably some faggot from r/Jow Forums or some other subleddit trying upboats. Disregard and sage leddit posts.

It sounds like your going to do something autistic and go too far. Just grab her and do the rock button on a bed not the concrete floor

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Plan on wearing a cup you pussy faggot

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