>Be me >Forced to go to my annoying cousins birthday party because its family >At grandmas house, smells bad >Too many kids playing >noicelevelisover9k.mp3 >Playing with the kids is my neighbor tard who is 21 >Hate that tard, bothers me almost every day coming to my house and being all annoying and shit >Got other tard neighbors, but he is the worst >Kids being sent outside because the noise reaches glass scattering level >peaceandquiet.mwa >Has to take a leak and goes to the bathroom >Open bathroom door and see tard without pants wanking his 7inch or so wiener >wtf.png >Tard doesn't care im there >Idea pops into my head >Ask him why he is wanking >"it feels good" >Ask why isn't he using a girl instead >No idea what i mean >Asks if i can use his phone to show him >Shows porn to Tard, had no idea sex was a thing >Says sex feels much better >Light bulb lights up in in tards head, run out of bathroom without pants >Pee and return to the other adult and eating cake >Suddenly hear a lot of screams and crying from outside >Parents rush out to see what happening >Tard is laying naked on top of 7yo cousin fucking her ass >4 men wrestles tard off and holds him down while the women are tending to the girl >Ass bleeding as if she was on her period >wronghole.kek >Tard sent to mental institute >Mfw never having to see the tard again >Mfw over hearing aunt that they will never have kids birthdays at grandmas again because of tard neighbors >Mfw nobody knows this happened because of me >Mfw i realize i don't feel bad about it
hey, at least you didnt have to put up with tardo anymore, so thats a win for you.
Nicholas Mitchell
Better being low IQ than an autist
Elijah Sanchez
No not really. At least I use my own mind- you will always be a follower
Ayden Anderson
good keks from this one
another low IQ brainlet reporting in
Andrew Cooper
haha lol epic op imma post this on r/greentext for free karma it's so fucked up and intense
Cooper Roberts
you have autism, dawg
Jordan Hernandez
>Nobody comments how theres no way a handicap magically found and inserted into a never penetrated butthole before anyone notices
This really is the virgin board
Julian Martin
The tard probably knew where the kids played "before anyone notices" pretty sure the kids noticed hence the screams and crying. and apparently he did magically find that never before penetrated butthole, hence the bleeding
Evan Sanders
You need to repent op, it is partly your fault for that 7 year old getting raped
James Diaz
if its partly his fault, doesnt he only have to partly repent?
