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Who would win in a fight between Henry Rollins, Joe Rogan and Jocko Willink? My money´s on Jocko, he´s a lot more experienced with fighting for his life, and just might overpower Joe´s neck snapping kicks. Henry meanwhile, is a bit older and not as intimidating as he was in his young days, so he wouldn´t be able to keep up.

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Jocko would definitely win in a contest of doing pushups, waking up early, shining shoes, folding clothes, and saluting.

Henry would win in a lifting competition, Rogan would win in an MMA fight, and Jocko would win in a street fight.

Why the fuck is Henry even included in this? He's a DYEL TRT boomer that has no experience with fighting other than sucker punching his fans and having his best friend shot in front of him while he does nothing.
>Henry would win in a lifting competition
Fuck no.

Rollins has been strength training for years

Henry Rollins just pretends to be tuff.
Joe Rogan is afraid of street fighting so if it was a street fight he would probably cry.
Jocko is a faggot so he might just drop and start sucking everyone off.

Joe Rogan wins by default.

JFL @ anything but Rogan wins. Jocko is bigger and stronger, but c'mon dude, the previous top level combat sports competitor is winning.

joes kicks are insane, but jocko can probably fight too. My money is on Rogan though

As has Joe and Jocko, only they actually lift weights instead of doing a set of curls every week and relying on trt to do the rest.

He has no development outside his arms. There's no videos of him lifting, hell, I don't know if there's any stories of someone running into him lifting. He just repeats the same shitty story about weight lifting to everyone about his gym teacher that fucked him.

He has a pretty developed core and back desu

>his best friend shot in front of him while he does nothing
What exactly do you expect a man to do when he's being held at gunpoint? His back was turned and he got shot at himself, the bullet missed his head by an inch.

He trains in his garage, and has explained on Howard Stern that his training consists of the big movements like squats, deadlifts, clean and jerks, etc.

Do you mean Jockos a pussy? Why?

How is this even a question? Jocko wins any competition among these three involving athleticism or violence.

"Henry Rollins: I no longer lift heavy because I don't think my joints can handle it and I want to keep my shoulders. So I've dropped the poundage dramatically and lift in higher rep sets for more of a toning, cardio workout rather than for bulk."
1995

You can stop dicksucking him now. Post a photo of his "developed core and back" a recent one, not something 20 years ago. There was never any evidence of him lifting heavy beyond made up numbers.
I don't remember the whole story, but for someone that said "guns are for pussies" he talks a lot of shit for someone that got his friend killed and didn't do anything to prevent it. His whole act is dumb as fuck, it's about basically pretending to be 'manly' while saying 'i'm not manly, I'm a feminist, I just do what I do and if you don't like it, fuck you'. Only a teenager or numale would find him interesting at all.

Jocko has a strange "inbred but alpha" look to him. What's up with that?

Henry doesn't even powerlift anymore according to him on the JRE podcast. He does isolations now

>who would win in a fight between a TV personality, an MMA commentator, and a veteran Navy SEAL?

Oh gee, that's a tough one.

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Rogan isn't afraid of fighting he even got into a physical altercation while hosting Fear Factor with some other hot head manlet but Jocko was a Navy Seal that could do dirty shit to take down Rogan.

Rollins shouldn't even be in this card as he's never been a fighter or trained in any way and has had to resort to lower weights and higher reps because of his old man joints

Okay. Dude used to be thick.

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