HONESTLY Jow Forums

I lift because people are disgusting and I'm exceptional in every way, shape and form. I MUST be far above average to feel happy.

Fuck this world, and if there's someone who made it, them for certain.

dude literally got the arms and legs of a deer

DEERMODE

This guy walks like he's Tokyo drifting

Because it's part of the way to achieve my best self

I lift because it's my job. I don't go to a gym because my work days are harder than any gym faggot could ever complete with.
Also because I hang out with scrappy people and end up in the crossfire sometimes.
Lmao I'm half way through BC, 5 miles from shore, phone posting, and somehow just went through a banned ip. The reason was posting porn on a blue board. Canadians truely are the most repugnant creatures on earth.

Its an aggrevated case of polio. Cant believe there are still cases of it. My deceased grand mother caught it like 70 years ago but with modern medecine , good nutrition and care , the only permanent damage was feeling hurt when it was cold.

what the fuck

Miss me with this satanic shit.

Attached: 1528753328941.jpg (222x293, 19K)

its a survivor, they’re a dying breed

Attached: 82011874-F2AA-42D3-91B1-5C68E2144C6E.jpg (400x300, 26K)

Imagine if they gave him goat horns to wear

>>I lift because I'm extremely mad at humans
yes

>when he stood on all fours

If he wasn’t DYEL, he could potentially mog pic related

Attached: 4B5BD5C6-6466-4F5C-BF57-7E8CDF9B9E42.png (342x507, 314K)

If that thing ever came into my house in the dead of night I'd find the biggest knife I could and slit my own throat

You are without a doubt the ugliest sonnofabitch I've ever heard...

I lift just to make myself proud

To become a father one day to many white sons and be a strong male figure for them to aspire to be like

Attached: 84BC61B6-348B-45E0-959E-744C895EC43C.jpg (800x481, 83K)

honestly before this it was just the typical old routine: I want to look good naked, I want to be strong, etc. but then two events happened.

First I met one of my bodybuilding heroes after being away from the gym for two weeks and eating like shit. I go and shake his hand and tell him he's fucking great and I love what he does for the sport and all I can think is "he knows Im totally soft right now". Here I am shaking this absolute unit's hand and Im fucking soft. So I swore, I will never be that soft again.

Then in the breakroom the other day some of the hambeast coworkers were remarking on how fit the new hire was. Ive seen the guy, he's a handsome dude but he is 6'5 so all of his body mass is stretched out, no taper or definition. He looks lean but in the right light he has spillover like a wafflemaker. I know it shoudn't bother me but it just does. I used that misdirected anger at the gym this weekend and had a great chest and back day. I'm gearing up for a wicked leg day right now and just typing this up makes me even more motivated.

Holy shit if that was me I would’ve asked for them to just kill me long long ago

Just for them sweet endorphines and social gains that come with a healthy lifestyle

They won't kill you.

what doth life?

haha he's having a good time

>that front flip
Every fucking time

Attached: .jpg (552x539, 13K)

>There are "people" that would allow and even celebrate this monster mating and having children
We need him to come back

Attached: 139d732f32b92148d6c6323b3a5b2f4fa18d98aaaff3de858fd7ca4cb0ac7df8.jpg (500x677, 60K)

So those are the infamous Scum Gang posters

There’s audio to that... right?

Attached: 1CBB080D-AC11-4FB6-AA10-8B1AC19505CB.jpg (336x335, 69K)

Does /x/ know about this cryptid?

Condescension - the last refuge of the differently-abled! Crypical.

The west deserves every single thing that's coming to us for what our "greatest" generation did.

I want to be the person who everyone looks too as soon as i walk into the room. I want girls to want me and guys to be me.
Also, mogging people is fun as shit

WHAT DOTH LIFE??

edgy

It's one of those Jackoffasaurs.

Lost my shit scrolling down

To be a good example for my childs.

i lift for the incredibly satisfying feeling of growth and accomplishment that comes with setting and meeting goals. i believe that facing adversity and struggling with hard work (even if it is self imposed) builds character

it also helps me get my dick wet. fritata

They couldn't kill that thing if they tried.

Attached: 1529837684170.png (466x510, 284K)

>needs roids to become a strong male figure for ur son

LOL

My neighbor was a bodybuilder and his son is a sissy fag so it really doesnt matter

Sorry to hear such poor education has landed you a job that will fuck your body up permanently in under a decade.

Wrong. Polio was eradicated in 1980.

Wrong. Why do stupid cunts speak with such authority? You can even google it to find out you're wrong.

>that body
>roids
Oh boy do I have news for you

>he trains a bro-split

First mistake bucko

i lift because i appreciate being healthy

Good luck getting big with 3 exercises.

Hope you Killen them legs brother

I lift to be a strong man for my children

What hath God wrought

PURGE THE MUTANT

Attached: Is+it+time+for+exterminatus+_897f8ea7ed104c4bca2c229ed8856e58.jpg (663x1600, 138K)

underrated

why is he naked on the right wtf

el diablo..

I lift because there's no reason not to

Attached: 1516698341864.png (466x526, 298K)

I'm not talking about three exercises, I'm talking about the right kind of frequency needed to stimulate growth and tell your body that you need muscle. I'm talking full body workouts, or at least a more intelligent split like Upper Body x Lower Body twice a week or even Push (chest, triceps, shoulders), Pull (back, biceps, rear delts), and Legs. Training something like 'chest and back' on an entire workout day and even doing it twice a week is far from optimal.

I have a nice body.
I'm a skelly.
I'm socially adept and charming, so I figure, a nicer body would give me a halo in social settings.

commie detected

I am going to have 5+ children with blue eyes, pale skin, and brown hair like myself.

Attached: 2298bd6aaf5b53c352459827bb8a712f.jpg (736x972, 163K)

Probably European. They don't see nudity as Americans see it.

Calm down larper.
Get any White woman you can manage.
As long as they're European.

The only correct answer for OP's question is actually "for myself"

I am going for any woman with blue eyes (and white, obviously), the brown hair will be defaulted due to how dark brown mine is. (Really similar to Hitler's in colour, honestly.)

Attached: colour.jpg (736x414, 48K)

Fair enough.
Btw my dad had dark hair and blue eyes, my mum had light brown with blonde hair. I came out with green eyes and dark blond hair. Genetics can be a lottery at times, so your kid may get the other genes too. Joseph Goebbels is a good example. He had brown eyes and hair, but his wife had light features, he had like 6 kids, some dark features others light. As long as you're European you can get any of these features.

Still exists in the Middle East, retard. Granted OP's post may or may not be around there, but it definitely still exists.

Yeah, the general statistics say there's a 99% chance of your kid having blue eyes if both parents are blue-eyed, 50% if one is and the other is browneyed, etc.

Attached: 16473757_1838955223032143_8561009868409408556_n.jpg (674x960, 118K)

Keep in mind, it only works for Euro's.
If was a nig or chink, it would almost always come out with dark features.
Europeans just have the right allelles for more possibilities, light colors are exclusive to us.

Of course lmao
>implying I would ever breed with a non-white

Attached: 1483985904705.gif (396x216, 1.04M)

>implying you will ever breed period

That gif is the manifestation of Goebbels.
There is a woman is currently 105 years old.
She saw Goebbels before and after his speeches and rants. She described him as an excellent actor. Very charming and one of the masterminds behind the Nazi era.

> I want guys to be me
What did he mean by this?