Girl here. My bf has a small wiener. How can I help him get bigger?

Girl here. My bf has a small wiener. How can I help him get bigger?

Attached: penish.jpg (1500x873, 128K)

Other urls found in this thread:

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3497852/New-hope-men-wanting-enlarge-manhood-Silicone-penis-implant-adds-two-inches-girth-length-lasts-life.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

“Asking for a friend”

Break up with him and remove the thot from his life.

Begone thot, this board is the last place for a roastie like you

His wiener might get bigger if you weren't a fat, disgusting sow.

come suck on mine

Save up 13k and get him a silicon penis insert

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3497852/New-hope-men-wanting-enlarge-manhood-Silicone-penis-implant-adds-two-inches-girth-length-lasts-life.html

It’s permanent and adds two inches of length and two inches of girth
If that’s not big enough get yourself a different boyfriend

Attached: 5E174D06-AE60-43D9-A16E-FEF3608B7046.jpg (308x185, 28K)

switch over to bbc

Tell him about the toilet roll test.

Stick dick into the roll
Gotta fill it out with girth and tip of the dick should stick out the front in it's entirety at least.
Alternatively, the dick doesn't fit into the TP roll without ripping it.
Anything else and your dick is too small.
That oughta shake him awake and do finally take measures.

Disclaimer: We are talking about Euro style rolls, pic related.
before all the creepy canadians or whatever show up with their pencil dick toilet paper.

Attached: tp.jpg (4535x3084, 1.96M)

Small dicked

Based

He is black though. Imagine my disappointment.

>falling for the meme

A coal burning size queen, who would have imagined?

Tell him to come inside you.

Rebecca I told you not to tell anyone

this is bait

Try being less of a slut

Attached: DED8EAB2-1223-4D9E-A0EC-A7A4EAE8461E.png (516x526, 257K)

I really really really like this image

Me too! Save it, it’s all yours my friend :)

Haha nice pic

>tfw i have the money for this but 6in and worried i wont feel anything

Kek

its only small because you look bad

Attached: 360.png (680x680, 68K)

>creepy canadians or whatever show up with their pencil dick toilet paper
Why is it always Canadians having weird shit? Like bagged milk.

Jelqing unironically works

6 inch is normal dude.

Dadbods are "normal"
Double digits IQ's are "normal"

We don't praise people for being mediocre bruv.

Attached: 1529654707148.png (225x225, 4K)

That’s the problem, 6 inches is normal but 8 inches is exceptional
Imagine popping that bad boy out in front of thots and watching the surprise in their faces
Hell I’d position it in my jeans so that everyone could see it everywhere it goes

I don’t have any money for it but I’d do it in a heartbeat if I did

Attached: 46658954-1629-43D6-9DE5-BF3F52A49DFE.jpg (558x600, 104K)

Attached: I.jpg (225x225, 8K)

>everyone on Jow Forums has a 8"+ dick

Attached: peepeesizechart.png (1135x821, 102K)

go back to /vp/

The majority of people dont have a 6 inch dick or longer

Find a friend with a big dick
Take him and your bf to Mexico
Find an amoral doctor
Get everyone drunk, cut off their dicks, and have doctor switch them.
Blame doctor and say he's one of those human centipede fetishists when the police arrive

fucking troll, I said suck my dick. You come on my fucking board asking about big dick and I told you to come suck mine.

Cucked.

Pipe down shitbag, before I #metoo you

6 inches is above average. I bet most pornocels are actually around that mark IRL

Cope.

you can suck my dick too

Based Banana Poster

>tfw 7inch irl
>tfw get no puss
>mfw pic related

Attached: IMG_3263.jpg (500x500, 30K)

You need to lose at least 25 pounds.

I checked my dick in the mirror and it looks as big as pornocels' even though it's barely 16cm, and I'm not even a manlet framecel

Suck his dick daily , sometimes twice a day and swallow.

Attached: 2c96634e-3e05-42ea-886b-e05d5cc4e567..jpg (1136x640, 115K)

Heycel couldcel youcel stopcel puttingcel "cel"cel behindcel everycel wordcel?

>the celcel cope

so manlets are now heightcels?

Guy here. My gf has a big pusy. How can I help her get smaller?

No, manlets are manlets.

Attached: 1524020583578.jpg (1280x800, 559K)

I've never seen a more obvious bait thread in my entire life. Sage.

Attached: 1448936470905.jpg (320x320, 29K)

heightcels

Do you honestly think there isn't a single person in this thread who doesn't already know that? You are autism personified.

Maybe you just have a really big cunt

Nope, though you could write "manletcel" or "lankycel", but a "lankycel" is a subset of framecelism and not necessarily related to height.

Attached: 1507381137557.jpg (831x486, 206K)

>Do you honestly think there isn't a single person in this thread who doesn't already know that?

If not the idiots that already posted and took the bait, there are plenty of lurkers who have no idea. The newfaggotry never ends and it needed to be said. At least once. You can insult me all you want its water off a ducks back. I know I'm an oldfag and I know what needs to be said and when. Quality fucking poster unlike you faggots.

Just have a bigger dick lol

get him a strapon

>I know I'm an oldfag and I know what needs to be said and when. Quality fucking poster unlike you faggots.

cringe

kek

Things can be normal to have even if the majority of people don't have them.


WOW MINDBLOWN BRAINLET!!!

Fuck him with the strap on OwO

M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

It's just that the really rare ones that do have an 8 inch cock are more likely to mention their penis size.

Or they are measuring wrong. I know for a fact that people on the internet cannot measure things correctly for shit.

ah, sub 9"? a shame

Attached: 1483856656756.jpg (800x732, 213K)

Attached: 1515120391538.jpg (1200x1200, 863K)

Is that you Lori?

>she fell for the BBC meme

Attached: 1529878802269.png (1219x717, 849K)

what size is his penis? if it's 5.5+ then it's a you problem honey

Whiteboi tier bait
Stay mad dicklets

Tyrone absolutely btfo there is no recovering

Attached: 1529550512759.jpg (767x1024, 214K)

I was happy until the Canadian shit

Buy him a based nigga TYRONE cock sleeve

Attached: lebrawn-black-penis-extension-sleeve-9-inch-xl-cock-sheath-cock-sheaths-708229464074_400x.jpg (400x400, 6K)

ive been jelqing for about a year and almost doubled the size of my flaccid. If i jelq before going out ill get a flaccid pump to where i see girls checking out my bulge in public oWo

Haha mudshark skank.

any loss in pleasure? harder to get an erection?

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

Attached: 1521310009978.jpg (1024x576, 63K)

I tried this. They slide off too often

I like this

do you have to wrap a measuring tape around your shaft to find the girth?

Every time this gets posted I am reminded Jow Forums is full of incels that have never actually had anything resembling sexual interaction.

Cringe

why did I laugh so hard at this I'm choking on water

Attached: hitlerlaugh.jpg (222x225, 8K)

6.5" here and this one is pretty accurate for me.

bump

being attractive

Thank you Karen, looking forward to seeing you and your hubby next Friday ;)

>tfw have the money because of crypto
>don't trust indian doctors
>don't trust the silicon because its long term effects are probably not well researched
>worried I will lose sensitivty

How will Ty’shawn ever recover?

>she fell for the meme

LMAO GOOD GOY

Attached: bbcmeme.png (812x679, 443K)

I've looked into it. All the real reviews for it that aren't news articles shilling it are awful. Quickly realized it's just another scam, but worse this one butchers up your dick in the process.

Guess I passed the test cause there's no way in hell my dick can fit in those