>last night
>in a dream
>on my bed with a girl (clothed)
>talk to each other about our lives
>tell jokes
>suddenly, get a warm feeling in my heart
>wrap my arm around her and hug her
>feels incredible as far as dreams go
>"Silly user, I don't like you like *that*! tee hee"
Why does my subconscious hate me?
also dream thread
wowo OP that sucks
i have something similar tho
>some bit ago
>like a week or so ago
>dreaming
>at a party with oneitis
>shes topless on a bed
>i start to cuddle with her
>she freaks out
>she fights back like i was fucking raping her
>wake up
fuck man
i cant even love someone in my dreams
>im in the woods
>oh boy
>its snowing
>i have never seen snow in my life
>snow acts "weird" and doesnt feel cold
>what the hell
>enter into the woods
>there is a wooden faceless maniquin in T pose
>hold on
>there is no snow surrounding that thing
>is a perfect circle of no snow aroung it
>what the fucking shit
>wake up sweating
I have these types of dreams every night. As she goes to kiss me, I wake up.
I had a dream today during a midday nap
>in my room, sitting on the couch with Rich Evans and Jay Bauman from Red Letter Media
>we're playing video games on my TV
>Rich begins to carve some words into my forearm with a pen, breaking the flesh in some spots
>try and get him to stop
>we decide to play the Game Boy version of Tetris Attack
>realize it doesn't have a 2 player mode
>I remember I have it for the Super Nintendo so I go looking for it
>it's now dark but there's a spot light on where I'm searching
>find the game, set it to the side and lose it again
>search for it again going through a bunch of SNES games
>find it and go back to the couch
>Rich suddenly needs to make a phone call
>overhear him saying something about his medication interacting with him weirdly, he's red in the face and looks distressed
>it's 2 AM
>he goes outside and runs down a hill
>somehow turns into an active shooter situation complete with cops
>I go into a garage and Jay is there
>see a funny looking lizard and point it out to him
>make a joke about the lizard being neater than the active shooter (who I guess was Rich lol)
>Jay plays with the lizard and puts his fingers in it's mouth
>the lizards mouth is full of spiky orange teeth but it doesn't hurt him
>he goes and puts it inside of a room in my house, which turned into his childhood bedroom (???)
What the fuck
Only you create dreams, which means this is what your expecting a woman's response to be. You can't possibly get a woman if you don't respect yourself. Stop basing your respect around women liking you, and this cycle will end. To get women you have to stop needing them, it's backwards until you understand it.
Go for it. Also, nice quads
>why does my subconscious hate me
I used to never dream for literal years until the past few months.
I have a lot of weird dreams here and there, but i often have dreams of me being with a girl and always getting rejected or failing to make a move.
That's because it's all you know my man, have you ever successfully done it IRL?
I smoke a lot of weed and rarely remember dreams. I am always black out high because drug addiction/ physical/mental disabilities and I poorly self medicate using it. Anyway, had a dream for the first time in a long time, and it shed some light on just how fucked the dream portion of my life is, like my brain can't even create a dream anymore.
All I remember is this close up shot of a bird, like I was watching a movie of something happening. It was my kitchen but it was impossibly dark, the only light visible seemed to be the very brightest point of light, not the light that trails from the main source. As a result, everything is pitch black or lined in a sheer white trim.
I see a single bird, the light brown ones with mahogany flecks in their feathers and slightly bulbous beaks that eat seeds and travel in couples. It jumps around unassumingly and I enjoy this moment of peace and serenity I was lucky to share with the bird.
Suddenly and without provocation the birds wings expand and grow until they seem to fill the whole kitchen, wall to wall. The kitchen shrinks until I am in a closed box with no exit into the living room. It flaps its wings to try to fly but is trapped indoors and can't.
I woke up choking on something, or so it felt.
>starts with me being outside for some reason with other people
>there is another 2nd moon in the sky far away
>everyone is joking about it, it seems to be a novelty, like it just appeared
>one night 2nd moon passes behind the moon and when the 2nd moon reappears, it's suddenly much closer
>everyone is shocked terrified
>it looks like a regular asteroid except it has artificial features
>the asteroid through artifical gravity or something nudges smaller asteroids towards earth
>they impact ejecting material off the earth's surface which the alien ship or whatever comsumes (i am looking at this from a perspective in space)
>next thing the asteroid starts blasting beams of some sort of energy which sterelizes the earth of life
>i watch people dissapear in a flash of light
>me and my family have to get to a rocket near our town before we get zapped
>see a bright flash of light and we die
>the surface of the earth is sterlizied of life
>only people surviving are in deep ungerground bunkers and mineshafts
>all the technology has to be recreated in a new subterranean civilization (for some reason i see microprocessors being built in an underground factory)
>I see what looks like a supermarket in the bunker stocked with food, with various politicians of factions gathered, it must be something significant, that this is the first time they have food this available
>can't remember anything more
by god tell it, quads have spoken
That's pretty cool for a dream.
Have you tried just not dreaming those things and not needing human intimacy?
Don't remember any specifics but not too long ago I actually had a dream about pic related...
felt fucking good, man.
Nope
Orgnl
I wish I still had dreams like these. Even if they hurt in the end. Nowadays it's only nightmares. Can't even sleep with the lights off. When I'm on my meds I dream, but then the rest of my mind state is fucked. I'll share one though.
>laying on a rock in the river
>cutie reading Walden to me
>don't even enjoy the book, but I've read it so many times and in the dream she really likes it
>she reads a part about "the great divide between man and nature, and the realization that there is no greater feeling than that of nature"
>feel the sun on my face, her warm voice in my ear, I close my eyes
>wake up to the brightness of my room, mind groggy from the meds
Reliving this really makes me want to die
>sitting on the couch with qt
>she hugs me and lays her head on my chest
>feel a sudden warm rush through my whole body that feels like nothing i've ever felt before
>wake up
I have never felt so empty in my entire life
>live in an urban cyberpunk wasteland, dreary, gray, and rainy
>live with a woman, may or may not be my lover
>come across a grotesque alien-esque deep sea creature containing some satanic power
>enters my mouth
>see the woman i live with let one into her mouth willingly too
>from a corner see her encounter her parents, who were maybe visiting or something, and open her mouth, letting out the creature who destroys them both
>run away
woke up around then. i never have normal dreams about sex or girls or anything, just surreal mundane shit like this. a few weeks ago had a dream that i was about to get married but before i saw the bride i found out the marriage hall was actually a dreadnought and a battle with another ship broke out.
i used to have cool asf dreams. Now theyre bland. Mostly me sitting in an empty classroom or something. Ive only had two wet dreams and im 18, any1 know how to lucidly dream
It could of been worse.
>Have lucid dream
>Make some hot chick to fuck
>Kiss her
>She stop moving and gives me the most disgusted look I've ever seen.
>Wake myself up and jerk off.
Havn't had a lucid dream since.
Here's a dream i can't forget
>few months ago
>dreaming
>in my mom's car with my mom
>stop at local grocery store
>" mom, I'll go get the trash bags"
>"okay user, just make it quick"
>runs in the entrance out the other one on the other side of the store, and into the back (there's a park ridiculously close to grocery store in my town)
>see ex gf on bench at the park and hug and kiss her for the longest time
>wakes up
>tfw cant hide from feels even on a subconscious level
that was a ride user
damn, that's an interesting dream
>a year ago
>came from the airport to visit my dad
>fall asleep the second i lie in the couch(had a really stressful school year)
>have dream of me fucking 2 blonde qts at my grandparents bed
>wtf
>cum all over the qts
>wake up
>5 am
>see cum stain on my new normie jeans
>GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>apperantly had a wet dream
>immetiadley go to bathroom piss and change pants
>dad and stepmom wake up early to see if i was alive
>apperantly slept for 20 hours
>mfw
>month ago
>dream about my old school friends and doing something fun with them
>wake up sad and alone
>Don't have/don't remember dreams
>Hate waking up
I enjoy enjoy being dead for a few hours
I can lucid dream, but it doesn't happen too often, that was 9 days ago
>dreaming
>be in uni after the last day of semester
>school is mostly empty, except me and some other students who need to take exams that they missed due to sickness or absence
>see qt blond girl talking to some Chad that I know
He's an asshole and gets all the girls he wants. He literally fucked my best friend little sister (she was 19, he was 23. Me and my best friend were both 22 when it happened some months ago)
>she sees me coming
>Chad invites me to the table so that he may ridicule me or something
>I outsmart him and call him a waste of genes
>qt blonde laughs
>Chads is about to hit me when I tell him that if he hits me I'll sue the fuck out of him since they are cameras everywhere in this college
>He backs off
>holyshit.jpg
>qt is impressed, says that I don't have the look of someone who has that much balls
Keep in mind that I'm a skinnyfat king of manlet (5'11) autist who can't resist talking about jews and the holohoax and that I'm at best a 6/10
>she asks me to sit down with her until the exam period starts
>I then proceed to spergout and tell her how Hitler did nothing wrong and that we as whites, are being displaced. The usual Jow Forums stuff
>she is impressed of my encyclopedic knowledge of jewish tricks and Waffen SS divisions
>tells me that she's from a trailer park and that she never really paid attention in school. She's not graduating and she'll drop out of college once her father dies, she wants to live on a ranch and be a housewife and that her moms keep pushing her to go to university because they're poor and she's is smart (for a woman)
>the time for exams as come, she sits next to me in the classroom
Cont.
Cont.
>I ace all my tests (I missed a ton for some reason and I could write super fucking fast, like anime tier (I recently major in History and it was piss easy
>she does nothing and simply watch me with a smug smile when she catches me looking at her
>as soon as I'm done she follows me outside
>she takes my hands and kisses me
>she tells me that we are now dating and that one day I'll take her virginity. (She is slightly older than me, I'm 22 and she's 23)
>I wake up
>scream
>dad tells me to stfu
>I hear my neighbors laughing
This timeline sucks. I keep dreaming about qt cowgirls to have a ranch with and study history comfy and my small house. It will never happen
>be me on here 2-3 nights ago
>go tiava for MILF pr0n
>go literotica for more, in written form
>fap fap fap
>3 am
>naptime
>have dream about wizards (as in, warlocks, with real magic)
>the wizards are chill, teach me some magic
>one wizard suddenly turns black and daemonic, and smoky
>wizard-daemon fucking jumps into me
>am possessed
>wake up in a sweat
>look out window at trees outside
>trees have eyeballs and fangs
>yaaaaa! hallucination
>finally wears off
I still wonder if I was being assaulted by literal Satan.
fuck i hate these kinds of dreams
God I'm so lonely and sad. I just want someone to be next to me when I sleep so I'm nice and comfy. All I do is sleep alone in this shitty bed and my life sucks.
I don't even have real sex dreams. I have dreams where I'm masturbating or sex dreams where I instantly become aware it's a dream as soon as sex starts.
It's like my subconscious wants me to be reminded I'm a virgin
>last night
>b4 going to sleep wish for erotic dream
>dream about a friend I lost
>be at the edge of crying when I wake up
What the fuck
>in swamp river
>kayaking with family
>they're waiting in the river
>check out abandoned shack
>kill cat-sized crab
>magic water spills from river
>reclaims the dead crab
>go outside
>boat is there but family gone
>family's vanished
>I call out
>suddenly pulled by leg
>smacked against the floor
>vision goes black
>shrill deep voice yells maaan of waaaar
>wake up
>go on date with girl I'm into
>shes literal perfection
>its my first date ever
>we have fun, she tells me afterwards over text she had lots of fun with me
>feel so happy
>have a dream that night about her, it's in the future and we're in a committed relationship
>just doing random stuff like watching movies together
>dad says he doesnt like her in front of her
>tell him that I dont really need to listen to him and I think shes great
>wake up from dream feeling amazing, then remember it was a dream
>ask her that day where we go from here
>says we're just friends, date didnt really matter
>tfw realized it was absolutely a pity date since we didnt do anything but sit kinda close to each other and it was like any other hangout with her
Is it wrong to say I dont even count it as a date? I'm confident she only said yes cause she knew I'd never been on a date and wanted to be nice or something
>never seen snow in my life
Kinda feel sorry for you man,snowy winters are so cash.