Has anyone underwent penile silicone implant surgery before...

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Has anyone underwent penile silicone implant surgery before? Currently have a 6 inch dick and looking to bump up to 8 inches. Fact is 90% of men don't have a dick big enough to please women.

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Do you really think increasing your penis will actually do anything for you? You’ll still have all the genetics for being a dicklet. A 30 second conversation with a woman will tell her all the things about you. And she’ll know youre a dicklet.

Until you can manipulate your genetic code, which we haven’t got that far in science, you’re just putting lipstick on a pig.

Same thing occurs when an A cup female increases her breast size to DD or has plastic surgery. She still has the personality of a womanlet which makes every single guy wonder why she seems a little bit “off”

Accept yourself. It’s your best hope

If 90% of men can’t please a woman why worry about it lmao

Dicklet is a choice - KanYe West

My dick is just like this thing, maybe half a cm longer but a bit less girthy.
It gets the job done but knowing how to move and hitting the spots is the most important thing.

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>go out to the bar with brothers friends
>brothers best friend is an attorney
>hot lawyer bitch that he’s coworkers and with is into me
>asks me to the dance floor
>all of her attorney friends join us
>starts grinding on me
>”super man dat hoe” is playing
>start doing the Superman dance
>I can’t dance
>she leaves
>go back to brothers friend empty handed

At least my brothers friend said he was jealous of me and that he’s been trying to get in that puss for a couple years

I have a pretty face but fuck bros I can’t dance. I’m stiff from lifting too much

I have one of these so I wanted to see how big it felt in my hand. Nice cock bro.

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Fuck that, that's a bitch mentality

Good luck with hiding that insecurity. Women can smell it a mile away

>compare my cock to a household item while masturbating in the bathroom
>comment on it in a sierraleonian gardening tools image board
>some dude who's probably thousands of kilometers away leaves his computer chair to go and fetch the deodorant to see check how big it is, takes a picture and attaches it to a message complimenting me for my piece of manhood
This is very bizarre but thanks user.

What makes this any different than lifting in your mind. By your logic you shouldn't lift cause they'll still smell your smallness. Fuck that I'm gonna be massive and have a big dick and fuck you in the ass faggot

>t. “Only in Dreams” - Weezer

Alright bro all I'm saying is even if I'm still insecure it's better to be insecure with a massive cock than an average one... And someone who tries will always be more successful than someone who gives up and adopts a crabs in a bucket mindset

this tbqh.

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I feel like the point of this is for guys with significantly below average or micropenii. A ~7+" girth is absurd and more or less unusable.

6 is hard to fit in the mouth, and harder to take the length of a coxk with that girth. 6.5 is nearly impossible to fit in the mouth. 5.5 - 6 is ideal. 7 is ridiculous.

>measuring dick circumference before sucking them
Forgot where I was for a second.

kek

Factually wrong. I've legitimately fucked more women than I can count. But I can count on one hand the number of them that fucked me more than 3 times, and I know it's because I'm a dicklet.

Getting a functional dick implant would be a game changer for me.

If you have anywhere near an average size it would end up being too much though, thus rendering it non-functional.

i am so close to A but just not quite thick enough
also women are not that hard to satisfy at least the majority of them. some of them cum from being fingered even

ive noticed when i fuck a girl with only the first couple inches of my dick she does a particular type of moan that is different than being fully dicked, i think it's the angle, you're kind of rubbing your dickhead against the walls of the first couple inches of the vagina which they like, as opposed to it sliding against it without any like 'edge' to poke into the side. probably the same reason some of them cum so fast from doing the 'digging' motion with the fingers against the top part with that weird texture

bad news though they also react differently when you stick it all the way in and you're pushing up against a wall of sorts and then if you can kind of fuck the wall part they go nuts, sometimes this wall is elusive and i feel like i am in a vagina cavern . some of them react with pain to this though, i think you have to ease into it somehow

to finish my blogpost i will note that vaginas do this thing where they get really wet and loose and you are barely making contact with the walls anymore. my dick is almost 6inches thick but this happens nonetheless, it becomes like a fucking gaping hole. one girl noted that after this happened she didnt really enjoy continuing to fuck because her absurd orifice had made a mockery of my dick

we are that far

>cum so fast from doing the 'digging' motion with the fingers against the top part with that weird texture
confirmed for non virgin but also retarded

i felt my post was informative for the general population of fit wrt to dick size and women

>I am so close to A
No you are not, you are measuring wrong, lying or are genuinely deluded.

>where they get really wet and loose and you are barely making contact with the walls anymore
That means she is not aroused, when they orgasm it starts rhythmically "clamping down".

7.5 inch dick with 6.1 girth checking in,
i once sent a dick pic to a girl i met on facebook
and she said it was fake lmao bruv

or your dick is small and cant accept the fact that there are bigger guys in this world

>Superman dance
what the fuck dude

hahhaha fuck im imagining this

>zoomers don't know soulja boy
feel old bros...

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Imagine a white boy, Jow Forums poster, doing the soulja boy dance.

t. defeatist

Does jelqing work?