Why don't robots get massages? Honestly they're God's gift to beta males
>Get to lay their and get rubbed by a cute girl for an hour
>Underwear is optional so if you're feeling bold you can go without and they won't even bat an eye
>They're usually Asian and don't speak English well so you can practice talking to girls and not feel awkward if you spill spaghetti
>It feels very good and is relaxing which will make you less nervous for a bit after the massage (especially if you are tense)
im a germophobe that's why
I go to a massage parlor about once a week or two. I've got a favorite even, she knows how to take care of me and get me off. It took a really long time to get to that point though because they thought I was a cop or something because grill
How did you make that happen? I'm genuinely interested
I go all the time.
I fucking love Chinese women.
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>How did you make that happen? I'm genuinely interested
Please share I would also like to know how
I'm genuinely curious how you approach this.
I've been to massage parlors many times and only ever saw a woman there once.
Been to several already. Happy endings, full service, nuru...you name it I've done it. Better than seeing an actual prostitute.
Gonna visit massage parlors when I move to the city in September
So how do you move it to happy endings? I've been asking for the same masseuse for a month now. Did you ask or just whip it out and see what happened?
I already feel nervous a when just talking with other people, id be even more uncomfortable in that situation. The language barrier doesn't even make a difference because I mumble half the time so most people still don't understand what I say.
It would be good for you. Exposure is the only way to fix problems like. Check if they have a website or Yelp page with prices so you know ahead of time or call in and ask. They are so worth it bro, it's like being in heaven
I had to stop, for a month I as going every other day and I was going to go broke
When you get to the part where you flip over, she will offer.
If she doesn't offer to do it then it's likely not a place that does that sort of thing.
Signs of this are walls that don't go to the ceiling, thin walls, more than one table per room, and the girl always keeping a towel on you and avoiding your crotch at all times.
There's a place where I live that does genuine massage therapy and doesn't do happy endings and has a setup like that.
When you go to a massage parlor you want to see closed rooms. Also of she touches the inside of your legs and especially your balls (on "accident") then it's a place that does happy endings and she'll likely offer outright when you flip over.
Hell if you get a boner she'll probably touch you without even saying anything.
Best bet is to actually check online if it's an actual happy ending massage parlor (rubmaps, usg, etc.)
But as the previous user said there are signs to look out for. If she 'accidentally' grazes your balls while massaging your leg, closed rooms, if they're open really late, door with burglar bars in the reception room, video surveillance of entrance and parking lot...I could go on lol.
ive spent tens of thousands at these places.
go and enjoy it, but buy a fleshlight and use that.
I found the place itself mostly by accident, but it took going there for three months as a regular customer before they agreed to do anything sexual like happy endings. Took another couple months before I was able to have a "favorite" that I could request and knew what I liked.
This is literally an asian massage parlor, and a pretty out of the way location. Like it's obvious what it is from the outside but they're careful about how they do business since I assume cops would want to bust the place. That's what they thought I was for awhile at first, a cop undercover or something.
cops dont want to bust these places. a lot of them are owned by ex cops.
parlors are more important than donut shops.
Man, I'm watching Mission Hill on youtube right now and watched that episode where the chick opens a massage business from her room and that pimp shows up to collect from her. Lmao
I'm so pissed Adult Swim cancelled Mission Hill.
You're a woman that gets rubbed off by female chinks?
One in particular that I like, yes.
isnt that kind of gay
What if I go and get the fat ugly one? Or the girl looks like she wants to die? Both these things are reasons I don't go.
Then tip her extra before the massage.
dont listen to this cuck - hes broke
If this interests you, I'm going to help you out. Look up rubmaps or usasexguide(dot)info
They bust them all the time where I live, and make a big public show about it. Think middle aged white roasties clutching their pearls about BROTHELS being next to the STRIP MALLS they shop at with their children on the news.
and they reopen like a month later
Just get a girlfriend lmao happy endings whenever you want
Just cure cancer lmao why are you dying
>check rubmaps
>plenty near me
>can't read reviews without premium
Balls
enjoy your HPV/STDS
Where do I get these in the UK though? Also are happy endings a real thing?
There is nothing cuckolded about being thoughtful, you crass prick.
This desu. I really wanna know what I'd be getting into at certain locations but "lol paywall"
youre broke af
>I'm so pissed Adult Swim cancelled Mission Hill.
WB canceled Mission Hill, Adult Swim was only playing reruns retard
Fuck that shit not falling for the vigina jew.