What body 2 get Jow Forums gf?

What body 2 get Jow Forums gf?

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I dated a pretty cute trap with a 6 months of lifting ~18% bf physique

That's definitely a guy

>What body 2 get Jow Forums gf?
HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME.
That'll get you through the first 2 minutes.

After that you'd better have the following:
PERSONALITY, SENSE OF HUMOR, INTERESTING INTERESTS, SOMETHING WORTHWHILE TO HEAR, CAREER, SELF-SUFFICIENCY, NOT LIVING AT HOME, A MORAL COMPASS, WORTHWHILE AMBITIONS IN LIFE, and BEING OVERALL WORTH SOMEONE ELSE'S TIME TO BOTHER WITH

You got all that?

lol

kek

Isn't that the guy from the "is this achievable natty" meme of the dyel in tightrope tightie whities?

>Tightrope tightie whities
Guess that's what I get for phone posting.
~Faggot, checking out

He said gf. Girlfriend.

Bruh how do so many guys get gfs when the criteria is so extreme

>r9k
You don't want a girlfriend like that OP

well, once the sexual rush fades away, people can't stand each other nowaday, hence the skyrocketing divorce and cheating rates

No, that’s Mike Patton.

The King of Jow Forums is no mere meme

This

Lmfaooo

Pretty sure you need a pretty face and a dick, and no greater than a 0.75 waist to hip.

fucking Jow Forums

My boyfriend is 5'10 barely 130 lbs
The real trick is to get the gf then put her on Jow Forums.
>Tfw lost so much time to the website in last 4 months

Want to suck my dick?

I'd bludgeon somebody with a rock for a gf that looks like that and an edgy personality.