>tfw remembered 'that' again
What's this embarrassing memory that still haunts you, r9k?
Tfw remembered 'that' again
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That girl i asked out in high school and got rejected really harshly, was going through a bad depression and the time and it only made things worse, i would have been better off never asking
Getting laughed at by the janitor at the end of lunch for being shorter than everybody else in my class (elementary school). Made me cry in front of everybody because I was already getting made fun of by students, now a fucking janitor was doing it.
That time I beat my meat to flexible survival. Haha never going to do that again. Please. God I hate myself.
>drunk with buddy, we look at hookers in the paper, rip out the pages and think of getting a whore.
>fren rings up and asks to come over and drink, he is bringing some girls we knew
>girls sit down on my tabel outside we are drinking, my hat is on table
>girl picks up my hat
>sees paper "oh user what is this"
>inside is the paperclips of the hookers
>Look of disgust
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Pretty much that user..
origano
tried anal for the first time when I was 15, ended up shitting on his bed and puking from the smell
the memory will just pop in my head randomly and make me want to shoot myself
The fuck was that?
Faggot.
Well that's what happens when you put something where it's not suppose to go.
>be like 12
>hear something funny on south park
>say it in the car like I made it up
>my sister calls me on it
>DO YOU JUST COPY EVERYTHING ON TV, user?
>n-no
>be me at nerd camp
>about 200 people in auditorium
>they do this stupid shit where everyone has to walk from one end of the auditorium to the other, but each walk has to be different
>one at a time, everyone has eyes on the person doing their walk
>have to get creative as you cant copy anyone else
>i just walk slightly fast while dabbing
Im haunted by the memory of 200 people watching me dab. Please kill me
Picked a girl up and dropped her on her head once after drinking, we were both probably 18 or 19 and was trying to get with her, she ended up crying and leaving
Different time with different girl I was used to this girl squirting while doing a certain thing, and I'm into that, but after she shit in my hand two different times, I showered and ghosted her the second time
I deleted as I accidentally posted something named "loli"
I dont wnat mods to bane me as they already bully me.
stop being gay
fake and gay also fuck off
I was recording us the second time m8, have a screenshot
I fucked girls too but you trying so hard to shit on virgins is pathetic.
Your screen shot proves nothing
I'm flattered you think it's fake and I'm somehow trying to shit on virgins
I dunno how I could prove it more than literally showing when she shit in my hand
this picture makes me feel good.
i love stacie, I wish she was a pure anime slut
fucking 3D girls was the problem man.
They have poo in them, they are gross.
Yeah 2D girls are great
>shit in my hand
Was it bad?
nhentai.net
enjoy the ultimate 2D stacy friend
Ever had someone else's wet shit in your hand? Gotta say man, not good.
Also it smelled like shit
Kek, did you try again after u cleaned up?
ive had a shit covered dick. put it back in her pussy, it came out clean. that poop was in there. i was 15 years old. and no, i am not ok mentally
>that poop was in there
>that poop was in there
d-did she know???
She said "Oh, that's not sanitary"
Verbatim.
Trust me.
>She said "Oh, that's not sanitary"
did she just......let you continue?
the time i bought panties and girl socks at a store and this girl was looking at me in disgust
Fuck no, I was done repurposing her god given hole as a shit sucker. I went and rinsed off in her sink, looked her gay dad in the eyes making that "bottom lip pushed into top lip" awkward face, then went home and showered. we didnt have sex for a whole two weeks after, which was insane for us
>ive had a shit covered dick
>that poop was in there
im pretty sure some poop just got on my dick from how hard i laughed at this
The first time yeah, went to the shower with her, both cleaned up, went again but all i could think about was how I just had shit on me as that was the first time anything like that had happened
The second time, when these vids were taken, no I was sick of her shit. I cleaned myself off, got real distant after and ghosted her after she left
you might actually be gay
phew ok that's good, did she bring it up ever again?
went to the prom with some bitch my parents found for me, we barely talked and she was bored to death amongst my semi-friends who were all boring socially awkward betamales
then on the way back we sat on the opposite sides of my car and didn't say a word
shouldn't have gone to that crap lol
>went to the prom with some bitch
Stopped reading there fuck off normie
Lel how attractive was she? Like if she was a solid 10 would you put up with her shit again?
dude the guys larping, if he isnt than he posted child porn because he said she was 15.
I dont have an issue with teens teh yare sexy :) but he is larping
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i didn't even know her before hand
also i didn't want to go but they convinced me for 2 hours until i just said fuck it and went
Probably like a 7, and no even if she was a solid 10 that's not cool, I can only get shit on me a certain amount of times before I give up, and apparently that certain amount is twice
That's a different user, not me, talking about the 15 year old, this girl is 20 in the screenshots
I think user said she was 18-19 plus I've got nothing better to do desu.
>That 40 year old boomer who became a janitor so he could make fun of elementary school kids for free
The girl who was 18-19 was the one I accidentally suplexed at a party
You should have lovingly ran your fingers through her hair
Nothing says gay like fucking women
Not directly, though when we tried to fuck again she was like "Ew no we had complications" But she always says "Ew no" in this one tone when she wants to fuck, some weird attempt at a contrived limerence that just makes me feel like a rapist during foreplay. Took me years to figure it out, too.
Lol this girl was about as much of a slam piece as you could get, nothing romantic or loving about it
my failed suicide as I see 15 people look closely
at me judging me like a pathetic beast
>a 7
Dang user. I don't blame you though, kek, but tell me you at least find someone better?
what happened etghdf
>on a school trip to the ocean
>we get to the first swimming part
>nervous getting in water, especially when more than waist-deep
>everyone has to hold hands and form a circle
>then everyone has to jump up and down in the water in that circle
>some fucker pulls me under hard
>feel like I'm drowning, can't get up, cold salty water entering my orifices
>eventually get my head up over the surface
>cold, covered in snot and water, horrible taste of salt in my mouth, shiver-breathing hard
>instructor is telling us the new dangerous bullshit we'll be doing
>shout at him to stop and that I want to go back to the shore
>he gets another old instructor guy to help me get back
>later at dinner hear another student mocking me and getting laughs for it
>call my father and make him drive there to take me home so I don't have to stay for the rest of the trip
I was 17 at the time. For weeks I kept getting flashbacks to that time that I was submerged and helpless, like PTSD or something. I still feel uncomfortable whenever there's a scene in a film or TV show where a character or camera goes underwater. And those bastards probably just think of it as "the funny time that quiet guy flailed about underwater".
Single at the moment, still find attractive women to sleep with. This girl actually asked for me to record so she could watch later and, as a plus, never shit on me.
>makes me feel like a rapist
topkek, does she still do it
How do you do it? Tell me your secrets lel.
I wish there were secrets
I'm 6'3", blue eyes, good jawline, make good money, am in decent shape and am a pretty social person in general
If anything the only thing to do is never stop improving yourself
Read non-fiction, workout, walk outside and get a tan, learn to talk to people and then face rejection some because you're not going to get the girls you want if you don't at least take the shot
Anyway thanks for letting me talk user and good luck, it's 3am and I need to get off of here
Gotcha, thanks for answering my questions user I'll think about what you've said. Night man.
Posting the same story from another thread:
A girl put her arms out to hug and I thought it was for me but it was for the girl behind me. I hugged her and she was disgusted and pulled away insanely fast. That was the only time I hugged a girl.
You could have just said that you are rich and attractive.
When I sperged out on my little brother 2(?) years ago, destroyed his laptop and pointed him with a gun.
What a bad day.