Figure out that ejaculating while standing up makes better cummies than while sitting down

>figure out that ejaculating while standing up makes better cummies than while sitting down
>also learned to cum right into a paper towel, so there's no need to clean up afterwards
>tfw you are achieving mastery of your art after a decade of practice
Is this what normies mean when they tell us to "improve ourselves"? I do feel pretty proud of myself right now.

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Congrats user. Have you gotten into gooning and edging your penis for hours and hours at a time?

a decade??? It took me 2months

>standing up feels better
w-wait. is this true?

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Protip:
Apply pressure on a tubular structure under your penis as you ejaculate. You can have an orgasm without getting any cum out. So much cleaner

I don't know user why don't you do some research and report back to us

>that first time you cum on yourself in the shower and find out what cum does under hot water, and then spend the next 10 minutes trying to get it off

A cum-water-gas mixture might actually make for effective napalm.

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this makes you infertile oldest fake tip in the book nigger

What's the difference between gooning and edging?

if you cum right after getting into the shower (like under 2 minutes and don't let your dick get soaked) then you won't have that problem

then it will burn like a motherfucker

Every time I've ever jacked it in the shower it took like 25 minutes to come at least. Under 2 minutes hasn't been possible since I was like 16.

>25 min

Damn I wouldnt even bother

Yeah I don't usually bother. 3-5 minutes if I use porn at the station.

The reason is that position is more akin to a pelvic thrust. Cumming feels best when glutes are engaged which can't happen sitting

Not at all, in my opinion. Laying down feels the best by far.

Any tips on shooting further, boys?

i ejaculate twice each time, my first nut i just edge really close and cummies leak out then i can cum again. Both of which feel gr8.

why would you even want to? genuinely curious here.

Kiegals, or if you don't know what that is, when you flex to cut off a piss mid-stream(don't do that by the way,) flexes the muscles down there that help propel your spooge. Do as many as you can for as long as you can but don't make yourself sore. Just keep doing as many as you can for as long as you can and you'll shoot further.

Never really thought about it. I guess it's mostly that I find the idea itself hot. The sight seems to go well with the explosive pleasure of an orgasm. The whole "being so concerned with base, animal pleasure seeking that you disregarded the logistics of cold soaking your clothes so they don't stain without anyone wondering why" is good too.

So go for reps and holding, not force?

>Is this what normies mean when they tell us to "improve ourselves"?
yes

And you cum ten times harder, can confirm this works and is master tier technique