Has a gay guy ever hit on you at the gym?

no, and I haven't hit on someone either.

>just wants to get me laid
Oh he wants to get you laid alright

This Gay wingmen are the absolute best. Its literally impossible to have a gay friend and not meet an endless supply of hot girls.

He gave me his copy of Arnie's Encylopediea after having one conversation with me. I think that nigga was in love with me.

Nigga you've wanted to fuck every female friend you've ever had if you got a gay friend he's going to want to fuck you.

Somewhat this
Having an attraction and fantasizing about fucking your friend is different from actually doing it.

Welcome to how every woman anywhere feels with all the degenerates clinging to them with oneitis.

maybe he's a cuck

3 guys said to me how I'm "handsome" and some random dudes are adding me on normalbook and instagram.
D-did I make it?

post instagram. Otherwise we cant judge.

Theres no gay where I live

Sandnigger detected

Not till you date one of them. Time to choose your husbando, but there's always the harem route.

No but it has happened to me at a gay bar.

Faggots love me. Even to my mother they say I'm beautiful. Last time one hit on me was last month at a McDonald's. The fucking guy even went after me to the washroom

Yes

I bet the cuck enjoys having a hothusband.

Gym no a rave yes

There are no gay people here, it's illegal in my country so they turn back straight

>3 guys said to me how I'm "handsome"
I've had this happen to me too. I can't trust a gay guy's opinion on another man's looks honestly.

Awww, smoochie smoochie kissi wissi

So how long before the inevitable divorce?

He's just biding his time, waiting for an opportunity when you let your guard down. Hope you can hold your alcohol.

I wish. Unfortunately gay people are just a myth honestly. Ive never met a gay guy before (myself doesnt count).

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Jokes on you faggot, my body is nowhere near impressive enough for that to happen

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No but I hit a gay guy

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>be gay
>also be introverted and closeted
>tfw
Man do I wish I was a normal functioning, outgoing yet not flamboyant gay guy that could befriend all the hot girls and have them end up talking to my straight friends. There are two openly gay guys in my fraternity and you could drop them in the middle of nowhere and they'd be able to find a flock of pussy within the hour.

The part of their brain that controls what they're attracted to functions very similarly, almost identically, to that of straight women. Why couldn't you trust their opinion on looks?
>pnas.org/content/105/30/10273

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Meh I'm a faggot but girls always hit on me. I am a good wingman but I don't have any good looking straight friends lol.

If you live in or near a big city in the western world, just go to one of the many fag parties or bars. You also have many dating websites and apps. Society basically exists to cater to women and to a lesser extent, gays, so you guys can poz each other up at leisure while the rest of the world pays for it.

>so you guys can poz each other up at leisure while the rest of the world pays for it.
Umm sweatie, PrEP and condoms are a thing. I don't know about the socialist shithole you live in, but those two things are not paid for by the government here in the great USA.

Yes, I even let him suck me off no homo.

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No thanks im not interested in promiscuity. Unfortunately that means im gonna be forever alone.

where do you live?

Southern Ontario. Ignore the LE PRIDE TORONTO memes, theyre all fucking old men.

no nobody ever hit on me, not the gays, not old ladies, not teenagers

Faggots belong in mass graves.

Yes, when I was younger.

>Just turned 18
>past few years all I did cardio and lost 80lbs
>no one told me that if you never had any muscle before you will still be skinny fat after you lose a significant amount of fat
>started going to Jow Forums
>Squat and Oats meme
>went looking for a gym
>upper middle class family in middle America, typical gyms around the area cost as much as a health club
>health club offers Olympic size pool and other amenities
>started going to a health club
>health clubs have a ton of senior citizens I've noticed
>in between jobs so I went during the day and non-peak hours
>started becoming friends with the staff
>they told me that I should be doing more upper-body workouts since im always slouched over
>started working out my upper body
>maybe my confidence went up cause I was making gains and looking better, I stopped slouching
>I was doing dips one day
>older man walks up to me and places his hand on my shoulder
>>"I've been watching you, you're getting bigger"
>>T-THANKS
>he doesn't let go instead he starts to massage my shoulder
>tries to make small talk while hes massaging me
>he tells me he'll see me around
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>in the locker room
>I notice him sitting in a different section with a towel, I avoid eye contact
>I see someone place their bag next to mine and I see a towel in the corner of my eye
>I look up and I see him
>he tries to make small talk then takes off his towel and stands with his hands on his hips tilts them to one side and smiles at me
>at this point im upset and give him a look of repugnance
>he puts the towel back on and turns back to his gym bag
>I leave and started going to the club at peak hours

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thankfully no fags in my gym(at least not any that I know of)

You forgot to count yourself.

too far away. :(

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Hamilton? Let me guess, you go to uni there?

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