I built a fukken pullup bar + dip station in my backyard SPECIFICALLY because I like to train in private, Batman-style. Now, I live on a hill so my next door neighbour's [which consists of a single mom who sounds like she has eaten sandpaper and smoked her whole life, and a bunch of rat kids (especially some drop kick kid with some rats tail haircut)] house is slightly higher than mine so they can look over the fence easily.
Every time I try train I hear some shit like "hey he's doing it again!" and they gather at the fence and look at me, sometimes they try to keep it a secret and just spy on me in silence but I can see their freakin reflections in some of my windows. They're just staring at me like the Hills Have Eyes or some shit. That rat tail kid is the worst, he stares all the time and is always in his backyard. Lately when he's not staring in silence he'll keep saying "Hi. Hi" to me over and over again. I want to tell these kids to fuck off, they have no father figure in their life (one time their mom (who I thought was their grandma) came to my house crying asking if we heard her altercation with her ex, who fukkin mowed down the front bit of our fence with his car during an argument) so no one has told them to not look over fences, and I don't want to associate with drop kick kids raised by single mothers. They do a bunch of other dumb shit too, even their mom is retarded. Does anyone else feel weird when people just stare and watch them train? How do I get these kids to stop. I've considered telling them to fuck off and mind their own business but I don't want to antagonise my neighbours who could be unpredictable since they're all dropkicks.
(OP cont'd) As an example of other shit I have to deal with. One time I was doing muscle-ups on my bar at night, and then when I swung off the bar for my dismount they turned on their porch light and out comes their whole family of roach people (did I mention I got a roach infestation at my house a few weeks after they moved in?). The mum asks me if anyone jumped the fence >No one jumped the fence ma'am, it's just me out here. >"Oh, because my daughter said she definitely saw someone jump the fence" >Me:???? No one jumped the fence, I'll tell you if I see anyone >"Ok" >Me: Yep. Then I turn around and walk around my backyard (at night) and they're just standing at the fence, staring at me for about 30 seconds. So I just stand still and stare at my shadow, waiting for them to fuck off. Finally they leave, and I finish a set of pullups in silence.
Now when I train, whether it's afternoon or night, I have to train in silence. It's really hard when you're struggling for that last rep. My once mighty breaths, strong exhalation has been reduced to muffled whimpers as I struggle to breathe in silence. They're always out there.
Eli Martinez
>kids look up to and admire you, finding you entertaining enough to hold their attention >sperg out Only on this website
Aaron Gomez
Build a higher fence you retarded faggot
Dylan Brooks
>Hey kids wanna train ? >Gotta start with cardio, you guys are gonna run 3 miles and do this very basic shit I found online You also sound like a massive sperg
Logan Evans
if it really bothers you move your shit inside or tell them to stop staring, why is life so difficult for you aspies?
James Ramirez
You do not know what it is like to be robbed of your privacy. Not possible, the fence is already tipping over as it is. Fences on hills are not very stable. I don't want those kids touching my bar. I am not a manlet, I am tall as part of the hapa masterrace. I can't move my shit indoors as it is a permanent fixture outside and indoors is too small for me anyway.
Is it even legal to just stare at your neighbours over the fence anyway?
>be me, live in nice-ish neighborhood with ghetto apartments a few streets up >always fooling with cars etc, two ghetto white boys CJ and max come by and talk (10 and 7) >pretty kewl kids, shit parents etc >wanna help in the garage? >these kids literally fucking loved it, eager to learn >they helped me remove motors, transmissions, rear ends, taught one to mig weld >fucking loved me >split up with girl and had to move >still occasionally see them and they always wave me down to talk
John Fisher
I didnt say anything about your height retard just get a mountanle pull up bar for your doorway
Jason Watson
:)
Dylan Ward
Roman engineers could build aquaducts hundreds of years ago and you can't figure out how to build a higher fence. You're one of those people who whines about problems but wants a solution that requires no effort. Enjoy your spectators
Alexander Carter
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Christian Kelly
Tbh an aqueduct isn't that hard to design, it's just "find water in a high place, and measure a gradient to take it to a lower place that's farther away"
Gabriel Green
dude ask them to come for a workout. if they are good kids if they are autistic retards then tell them to fuck off
Landon Lewis
That's a nice homely story. I'll consider it next time if they try that freaky shit again. But I'd rather instruct ghetto white boys than some annoying kid with a hair cut like >pic related. I brought up my height because training indoors when tall on a mountable pullup bar is no way to train seriously. I am serious about my training. That's why I built my training station from scratch.
>not digging up a trench with barbed wire and mining the backyard so the damn commies can't come and insult you. >Not screaming and muttering about the damn Japs. You fail at the "mentally disturbed neighbor that everyone whispers about in the neighborhood" op, please try to be better, it shames our class of good natured folks.
Chase Thompson
Neither is a high fence
Owen Hughes
There's this Chinese guy at my gym who regularly does squats in the rack next to me, and while he's resting he stands behind me and watches me squat for a couple of reps, then goes to my side and watches me from there. At first I thought maybe he was looking for something but he does it so often and I'm now 100% he's carefully studying the way I squat. Not sure if he's trying to emulate my form or just making sure I'm hitting depth for some fucked up chinaman reason since his form is quite different from mine. I don't really mind but he's so obvious and nonchalant about it, it's weird.
Noah Harris
Do you squat more than him?
Adrian Bennett
>be me >neighbour has heavily disabled son >I’m talking Steven hawkings levels of qaudraspazzed >outside gym master race >one day I’m lifting and he’s in the neighbors garden >I’m benching my 1RM >here a noise >look up and see this little spazoid cheering and bobbing his head >now every time I lift he wheels himself out and cheers me on >mfw I now lift for him
Not OP but it is pretty difficult on a hill unless you dig super far underground to lay out a strong foundation. However, I don't get why he doesn't just tell them to stop with his words like a big boy.
Isaac Evans
I'm not sure what his maxes are but for sets of 10 he usually does about the same as me, maybe ~5 or 10kg lighter. He doesn't go as deep as me though.
Alexander James
Cj had brown hair with red streaks in it that covered his eye kinda(looked really gay), max had a buzz cut, both was ratchet as hell, both their parents where groce as fuck, cj lived with his meth head dad and mom who looked 60, max lived in perpetual filth, sold his dad a dryer, mofo literally had animal shit in his sink, spelled like piss, think he was retarded, both had like 10 brothers and sisters
another story of my rat pack >saturday doorbell ringing >CJ and max standing there "wanna work on the mudtruck, derby car, what ever i had in the garage that day?!?" >sure >mofos literally beat me outside >grabbed a soda for them from inside >they had got a power wheels gave to them with no battery and are dragging it around back >user, can you fix it? your really good at cars >stand back kids. > insert 24v battery i got from god knows where i had forever >show them how to wire it with appropriate fusable links etc >seeing their face doing burnouts with this pink barbie jeep going like 15mph was hilarious
They rode that mofo for weeks, until it finally burnt the motor up in it from going threw mud and dragging shopping carts behind it (lived near a store, all the dopies would steal the carts so they didn't have to carry groceries, theyd get like a dollar a cart for everyone they brought back)
based anons, young boys need more men in their lives. If you are stopping to think am I a man? You're probably manlier than 90% of the faggots in their lives
>Then I turn around and walk around my backyard (at night) and they're just standing at the fence, staring at me for about 30 seconds. So I just stand still and stare at my shadow, waiting for them to fuck off.
Staring at unfamiliar things like the dumb cattle they are is just what poor people do. The novelty should've worn off by now so they probably like you.
You should befriend the kids. They will probably end up being thieves like all white trash. If you're their bud they might leave your shit alone.
Jace Adams
Ya it's an illegal invasion of Ur safe space, call the cops
Logan Wright
You are the exact opposite of OP, giving them a chance to learn and hopefully get out of the shithole.
Robert Harris
was 10 and 7 their age? or rating out of 10
Dylan Bennett
>Hey kids wanna train ?
Please tell me you don't approach strange kids asking them this.
Jaxson Bell
"There's this crazy old guy that lives by me and works out. He thinks he's Batman. He's not even Robin material."
Asking the important questions here. Based pedo poster
Grayson Torres
Fuck their mom. Make sure to leave the bedroom door open so they can see.
Kayden Myers
Honestly yeah. You should fuck the shit out of there mom if she has any amount of ass. Just use protection. Be a nice father figure to them, maybe they won't steal your things.
Quite possibly the most autistic thing I've seen all month, and it's the 25th. Kids like to fucking watch people do stuff, it's how they learn things. Consider yourself lucky that you have the chance to make someone's life better on the off-chance that they emulate you. Also be more neighborly you weirdo. Invite them over for a barbeque or something
Aaron Campbell
workout like an animal in front of them, show them what you get for hard work
and fuck the shit out of their mom with the door open so they can see like this user suggested
good father figure hapa man
Jeremiah Long
> Lately when he's not staring in silence he'll keep saying "Hi. Hi" to me over and over again.
They want you to be new father :D Just go to gym next time if you dont want to interact with them. These are trouble kids
id try to not get involved with the family at all since they sound like total trouble, but let the kids watch you train. it clearly interests them and might even get them into lifting later in life.
Easton Davis
Please tell us more this is fascinating
Jacob Perez
Ages
Liam Gray
This is excellent. Post more.
Lucas Morgan
You. Are. A. Faggot. Its nice to be mired by normal kids who will do something with their lives and be inspired to work out. These kids sound like little trailer trash creeps with no manners.
They dont have a father and their natural bio urge is to look up to you, the nearest respectable adult male and try to earn your approval and care. Be respectful and understanding, you are lucky not to grow up like them where even your neigh or hates you for being born into a situation they had no control over. Heartless half asian as usual, kill yourself please and fast.
Cameron Jenkins
Train them to be your rat army.
Liam Martinez
>Romans >"hundreds of years ago" >calling other retarded
Its because you give them someone to look up to. You don't have to associate with them, but don't run them off. They have no father figure, be proud that some kids look up to you, even if it's just because of your work ethic.
Dude,just invite kids over and show them your workout.Help them and introduce them into the world of health.Is that so hard?
Ian Powell
I'd say you have to get along with the mother if you want to fuck the kids. gl
Robert Bell
Plant trees.
Use your rage of them watching you to sperg put, do a routine as powerful as possible, listening to some dark song about blood and guts on speakers, stare in their direction and smile the entire work out, you know-creepy psycho smile. Also get some blood capsules and near the end take some water and pretend to drink it, then start escersising and let the blood drip out, then flow all over your face. Still smiling st them, still excersises but with blood all down you. It’s simple
Liam Richardson
Letting them into your area is a bad idea man. >be neighbour old guy >in wheelchair, depressed >one day come home from shops and trailer trash kids offer to help me carry my bags in. Ok.png >they help, but one disappears Tom use the bathroom while the other talks for a bit. Give them some money to thank them. They ask for more. >later that night realise some of my things are missing, those little shits... >next day police knock on my door and take me away for all the CP on my laptop that 5ey stole. >someone firebombs my car.
So, as my neighbour learned, it’s a bad idea to let them in
Anthony Brooks
>Dumb American builds something outside believing it will be private >Turns out being outside is not private; something that even those with a single digit IQ could foresee >Complains
You're an idiot.
Jose Green
I like no matter the story you faggots always find a way to pretend the author is autistic and his situation isn't shitty.
OP here. For everyone saying to "bang the mom", I won't because she's around late 30's but looks 50+yo. I'm not sure exactly what she looks like as I have only have glimpsed at her very quickly, our longest interaction was last year when I was doing some dips. >Me doing dips peacefully in my backyard (facing away from fence) >Grunt a little too hard >Hear footsteps coming my way >Oh shit >"Hey can you..." the mom from next door starts to say to me mid-set >She continues talking to my back while I continue doing dips >"Yeah, sure thing" I say dismissively, about to finish my set. >I finish my prescribed set but she has a few more things to say, so I keep doing dips until she stops. >Don't interrupt my set bitch. >pic related was my feels at the time.
I know I went full autist at that time (that's the only time I went that mode), but they really just won't stop, and I was shirtless at that time. Anyway after reading this thread I've decided to be more friendly to the kids - just enough that I can eventually tell them to stop looking over my fence, but I won't go full friendship/mentor mode to them because honestly I don't want them to be rewarded for having looked over my fence and terrorising me and my family.
