Tfw haven't had sex in a month

>tfw haven't had sex in a month

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Go rape your wife fatman u shithead

>30
>never had sex
>got job after long bout of unemployment
>more disgusted by people IRL than ever before.

Am I asexual?

She's still recovering from her episiotomy.
>tfw all I get is BJs every day instead of much superior sex

No one is asexual retard
People don't bud

>tfw haven't had sex in 19 years
>the only cunt I've ever touched was my mother's, when I was born

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Oh man you should work on that. And stop fucking ur mom

Try beeing urself

tfw no sex in 9 years

You can't know the pain of not getting any when you don't know what you are missing out on, so all you 30 years of no pussy because never had any can just fuck off

serves you right for bringing another planeteater into existence

I have to wait an entire two weeks to fuck again. It's so damn upsetting

Ikr I used to get it every day. Usually 2 or 3x

I am the same I had sex about 3 times last decade (2009) in the span of about 2 weeks and that was the first and last time. I try not to think about it much.

I haven't had sex in 3 years, yeah it sux but that's just life, some people have been a virgin their whole life.

>tfw never had sex


Originalcock

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People don't miss something they never had idiot. Mexican farmers don't crave sushi

I never said that though, trust you to take it out of context.

>tfw never had sex in 20 years.
I'm gonna ascend bros.

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Trust you to be a virgin loser

You poor thing. Please find your way to a vagina

You don't know true pain unless you're a virgin

>tfw have to go to the dr today to see how much longer we gotta wait to have sex again

>mfw didn't kiss a boy in two weeks
Why even live, robots

>has sex
Fucking normies get out of my board!

Sorry to tell you this m8 but I been here since this board's creation.

why not just go fuck yourself?

>tfw haven't had sex in 25 years

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It can be fun. Like throwing a baseball against a wall. But it's not exactly a game.

>more disgusted by people IRL than ever before
Human are disgusting creatues, so I get it.

>Am I asexual?
Nah, just autistic, probably

Just two years away from becoming a wizard. I don't want this.

>havent touched the soft skin of a woman that loves you(in a sexual way)
ever

Cheer up m8. If you keep at it you too may know the joys of having one of these and never sleeping and getting shit in and having the dr set up a 2 month cockblock with her scalpel and then on top of it all, knowing your daily nookie will be just a fond memory for 18 years

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You can't know the pain of never getting any so fuck off

Faatman we supported you all throughout the process of having a kid and treated you better than any tripfag deserves to be treated so this trolling is really uncalled for and aggravating. You know robots don't get laid.

Who's trolling? I am legit not getting sex.
Also a great many of you wished for a miscarriage so you can pull the other one on that

I'm 24 and never had sex, doubtful I ever will, I genuinely don't care desu

Don't worry girl, if you manage to stay without sex for 3 months, your virginity grows back, and guys love that!!
I've lost my virginity several times now lmao I think I'm addicted.

>11
>never had sex
>kill me.

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Ha, this. And we will still be here for you when she realizes what a disgusting fatty u are and u lose everything!

I'm not worried about losing shit son. You live with those insecurities not me

>21
>C-Section birth
Kill me, God.

Why whine about a cesarean? You're untouched. Pure.

> tfw havent touched a vag since the 70s

The sperm that made him had to enter through a vagina

Not if it went through the cervix

>tfw 25 years old kissless hugless virgin
Considering everyone I know (even a guy with cerebral palsy) somehow managed to get a gf, I'm starting to think that it's kind of impressive.

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>obvious b8.png
Why are there so many people posting bait now?

>I am legit not getting sex.
yep, now wait for a divorce and prepare your anus for alimony.

Yes yes we know everything is b8

DIE YOU FUCKING NORMIE ATTENTION SEEKING WHORE

same here user. even the kid who shit himself had a gf

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I will eventually. Patience, son

I haven't had sex for like two weeks.

You poor tortured soul

> 23 years old
> fit thanks to BodyPump
> virgin

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>21
>haven't had sex since I was 17

Didn't care until recently. Will be a lot easier once I move out of mommy's basement and get a car.

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Get the car first son.
Buying used or new?

>Haven't had sex since birth
>not even touched my mother's cunt at birth because of my brother
Get on my level

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I can limbo but I can't go that low

tfw haven't had sex period. Piss off with your success.

It's cutrently a huge failure
All I get right now are blow jobs with my morning coffee. I mean I guess it's cool having tit milk drip on my legs while it happens but still I miss the actual deed and all the rough riding therein..
Feels bad man.

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>32
>a kissless wizard
with no fireball spell

You send for it by mail with a Jow Forums pass proof of purchase. Did you even READ the faq?

Truly this is hell. Inconceivable

You apparently have a clone spell because you're literally me.