/r9gay/ - #367

what are a few things you like about yourself? edition

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What is the most you anons would allow for distance in an irl relationship?

My large collection of cute bunnygirls.

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Where do I find a 5'2 bf who'll let me dress him up as Nagisa?

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The fact I'm me and not you.

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>what are a few things you like about yourself?
nothing im completely worthless

An hour's drive from my place, and that's only because I live outside the nearest town.

Anyone want an extremely average bf?

>obsession with a subject and determination to talk about it constantly regardless of appropriateness or interest
>insistence on being right
>insistence on other people following their rules, being in control
>lack of empathy

Granted this is based on Jow Forums/r9k doms but that is where we are so yknow

I like that I am typically smart and do deep down care for people.

I don't care about distance. It all depends on the person. Though i would like a near-distant future availability/possibility to meet at least.

i ate them all with my ranch dipping sauce, none for you since you were rude and said "eww"

Those are all traits of a leader, you man child.

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Can anyone explain to me why all you gay people post female anime characters??? Considering you're all hairy and overweight and orcish etc etc

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Extremely average in which ways?

Average in what way.

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autistic 'dom' detected

Being bi probably. Or just liking cute things. I assume everyone likes cuteness regardless of orientation.

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>Considering you're all hairy and overweight and orcish
nice projecting

You LITERALLY listed traits of a leader.

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Excuse me I am hairy and overweight but have a nice face thank you very much

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>if I keep saying it that makes me right
Seriously m8 have you been tested

Height, weight, look, ect.

Except I'm correct?
How embarrassing you don't know actual leadership traits.

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I think you are thinking about politicians, CEO's and leaders of high-stakes ventures in particular rather than ordinary leaders on the smaller scale.

>Leaders spend all their time talking about trains to people who don't care

wew
just, wew

Any polacks in here?

>eastern european gays
you shouldnt post

I'd say so.
Again to be a leader you have to be autistically aware about the thing you're the leader of.
So if it involves trains your whole life and field of knowledge will be just that and that will be your main point of conversation.

Leaders ARE autists in a sense, since they focus on one thing and only one thing in the field they are overseeing.

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>not even good enough to have any of user's chicken nuggets
i really am worthless

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shouldn't have been so rude user it's your fault
go sit in the corner

dont tell me what to do loser
gdgsjwudd

He failed high school , American high school of all things of course he's on the spectrum.

Some leaders have traits of the mildly mentally unwell.
The vast majority of autists are not leaders because they make people uncomfortable and irritated.

Out of curiosity, what leadership position do you hold, my little autist?

how is juan not aware of the retarded bullshit he's constantly spouting?
it's like he's autistic

>Some leaders have traits of the mildly mentally unwell.
Hm?
Its often been reported that people who take up leadership roles tend to be more on the psychopathic side, what are you even spouting, child.

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>t. posts in /r9gay/
so youre retarded too?

>banned on every board except Jow Forums
>hang out in gay threads when he's a virgin just so he can get attention

Juan really is a sad case, if only he was actually successful like his brother.

I take it you don't hold a leadership position then
Also sociopathy is different to autism
Also leaders tend to have people skills which autists don't.

>I take it you don't hold a leadership position then

He flips burgers at the age of 25, not even manager position. Disregard everything he says.

You LITERALLY said "mentally unwell".
Now you're backtracking to "autism".
Stick to one fucking thing user, holy fucking shit.

And no I'm sane so I don't have a leadership position.

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guys help im not tired at all and it's almost 5 AM how do i go about resetting my sleep schedule
should i try staying up until tonight? how do i resist the urge to sleep? i don't want to drink energy drinks or coffee because they make my heart beat fast and i get paranoid that im going to have a heart attack

kys and youll sleep forever

Ahahahaha, I might have known

What are you even on about, you goon? I said leaders are sometimes mentally unwell but rarely autists. You're claiming autistic traits are leadership traits despite being an autistic peon yourself.

If you be my bf you can head to bed at a nice healthy time every night with me, it'll be a whole lot easier than fighting your schedule alone.

why does everyone hate you so much? i always feel so bad when i see you getting bullied

>tripfag
>shitstirrer
>autistic in the annoying way
>spic

I mean what's to like

I second this. I don't know why you get picked on so much, what happened? Is it just the money thing or something else?

>20y old normalfag losers trying to sound smart
All it takes to be a leader is charisma and intelligence, why the fuck are you talking about some memes.

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Sorry to tell you this but lots of traits that psychopaths have overlap with those held by people with autism.
So no, you're still wrong retard.
Lack of empathy...etc is one of many that you've stated that overlap with those with a psychopath and one with autism/Asperger.

The only real difference between the two is one tends to be more charismatic and goal oriented as opposed to the other.

Its normal, when you're at the top maggots feel an overwhelming urge to try and nibble at your feet to take you down.
Don't worry too much about it anons, their behavior and actions are just that of an autistic child having a temper tantrum, its harmless and pitiful and just something to ignore.

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>juan giving another psychology lecture

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that's what im trying to do now user but i can't fall asleep...
what's involved with being your bf?

Has anyone managed to find an e-bf through this thread?

>literally some shitskin talking to himself in a white only general
????

Literally irrelevant waffle
The traits of Jow Forums doms like you are autistic, not psychopathic.
The traits of leadership are psychopathic, not autistic.
Ergo, whatever overlap there is between autistic and psychopathic symptoms is irrelevant because you aren't a psychopathic leader, you're a 'dominant' autist.

Well alright, I mean I haven't actually ever seen you do anything wrong and this whole thread so far you have been arguing a point correctly. It is just weird, but I suppose it could also just be a consequence of tripfagging. Also the attitude of always being on top probably triggers the haters more for keks

>white only
Am I not welcome here? My mom was white and I was raised by a white family...

It happens. Not all the time though

trip back on, spic

depends, do you weigh 350 pounds?

>tfw no bf who x
>ywn know what it feels like when bf x
>tfw you can't do x with bf
amirite guys?

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>y-y-you are what I say you are guize!!!1321

I appreciate the sentiment user, be it wrong or right these anons don't care, they just want to be shitposters and stir shit and will willingly argue a wrong point just to have an excuse to shitpost at me.

I don't take them seriously, this general has tons of underage kiddos so this behavior is to be expected.

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That's a specific number, are you referring to someone?

I can tell you don't take it too seriously, least you managed to transmute such into fun. I doubt the thread is actually filled with underages though, it's just the nature of the chan sometimes. You probably bask in the attention though, no lying.

I don't mind the attention, but its as you've said.
Its undeserved considering what little I actually do in the threads.
Perhaps I'm just that amazing that I stand out so immensely, who knows.

Underage mentally at the very least, makes no difference to me.

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hehehe fucking faggots gotem

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Excellent retort

Have fun wanking yourself off then

Yeah i did but it didnt work out.

Yea, but stuff did have to start from somewhere. Some incident or grudges have had to happen, but not like you do anything at all now so it isn't too worrisome. Must be amazing or at least fun due to the constant attention. Being walking bait may not be that bad.

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I found an e-bf through another general, became irl bfs and we are moving in later this year.

It can happen!

I wouldn't know.
Just an innocent person who don't want no trouble.
You're better off asking them than me.

Its ok I guess, hard to start relationships though since everyone automatically dislikes you.

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so you're not him?
seems like every black guy has a white mom and white family these days

That's sounds so nice. Stories like that give me hope. I hope you two have a happy and wonderful life together=)

Thanks user, I'm a bit scared because this is the only relationship I've ever had but it really feels right.
I really hope you find someone to be yours as well

Air query for just wtf the tripfag is hated for in specific.

I would figure that it would make relationships more difficult. In general tripfagging would, not sure why you do it when it will nearly always garner up hate and by abandoning it you could abandon any negative rep, but a strong negative reception would discourage anyone rational regardless. I am shocked in general why this general doesn't spring up relationships in particular. I mean everyone here is lonely practically, and all want the same thing. You would think these threads would have disappeared in a week because everyone hooked up by then or something

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Well true love can only be formed when someone is fully aware of all your negatives and its rep and is still willing to side with you, is it not?

One would think so, but such a thing isn't the case.
People view this dump as bottom of the barrel, a den for the lowest of the low and they would rather be alone than be with someone who is just as trashy as them.
Its human nature to wish to aim higher and want someone that is out of your league rather than settle in and be with someone that is equal to or potentially worse off than you.

Even in loneliness people are greedy and want to be beggars AND choosers.

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You're not even gay, why would you want a relationship with anyone in this general

That could be true love. Covering even for mistakes like in those murder cases where a spouse covers for the other's murder crime. But this is not the bottom of the barrel, this is the best place many probably could stand a chance at communicating from.
Trashy sure, but relatable and understandable surely. A familiar and therefore welcoming presence. least is what I would assume. People may want to aim higher, but people also want to be happy. Even if anons here got stacies/chads, would they actually be happy as a result, or would their own inner nature resurface and violently reject the alien vibes thrust upon them?

It is natural to be a begger and a chooser, but the trick is to properly limit your choices imo. People are statistically happier with a choice when they choose from a small selection rather than a large one, there is something to choosing that isn't greed. But they should also recognize their position and work within it. You say a lot of wise things honestly, quality posts

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Please fuck off.
Nobody likes you. You lack the appropriate meme-ness to be a true tripfag.

>I'm a bit scared
I've been forcing myself out of my shell and making myself socialize more, so I understand that. I'm an anxious person by nature, so every time something goes well or nice happens I get all worried I'm going to mess it up somehow.
I'm working on that self esteem. The only friend I really need is myself. The world has given me a lot of shit over the years, but I'm the one that let it get to me. I'm trying to shift my whole mental paradigm. I'm like a fish learning to walk on land, an introvert crawling into an extroverted world. I'm not gonna give up though, even if I make a fool out of myself a million times over.

yoooooooooooo who wants to be my bf

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>tfw at this very moment rich and elite people are fucking prime 16 year old boypussy that they kidnapped
>tfw you are missing out

Feels bad mang

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>trashy sure but relateable
Again, why would you wish to be with and relate with someone who encompasses all your flaws and insecurities?
They say opposites attract for a reason and that is because people have the "its greener on the other side" type of mentality, people wish to be with those who behave in a way they themselves do not, people here are all insecure and mentally unstable and as a result require someone who is stable and more "normal" to be their little tour guide to salvation and that can't be done if your partner is equally as screwed up as you.

And this is the internet sadly enough, so choices are near infinite for that matter, there is no reason to settle for this thread when they have countless generals, tinder, grindr, and whatever have you meant to match you up with another.
But I do agree, limiting choices is beneficial but sadly we don't live in those times anymore we have near infinite choices and impossible standards and thanks to it everyone ends up not picking anything because deep in our minds we all thing to ourselves "maybe there is a perfect person for me just waiting out there if I search a bit more".

I am top quality, glad you're aware.

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It sounds like you've got the right attitude lad, I think you'll make it for sure. As they say, courage isn't not being scared - it's being scared but going ahead anyway. I'm rooting for you!

you can kidnap me if you want

Only if youre gay
origin

Country, age, describe your personality in 5 words, and describe your appearance.

Love the two insulting posts in concurrence with my one giving praise.
I see your point with mental stability and being the normal guiding force, but at the same time similarity attracts too due to familiarity. The thing about being with someone with your flaws and insecurities is that you both can understand each other and help cover for your weaknesses. You both "get it" in a way someone more normal actually doesn't, and so could help each other out I would think even better. Similarity in flaws can actually cover for each other much in the same way opposites due, perhaps better. What can't be done with one person could be done with two in some cases.

Pretty much nailed the problem of the internet and hookups. Encourages the mindset that there is always someone else. And yes, there technically is. But the problem is the mindset which encourages the hunting rather than contentment. People of Jow Forums can cover each other's flaws and deal with insecurities through experience, are all within the same bracket, it is just perfect really to avoid complications.

Also yes, top quality. Feel proud.

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Please will you stop wanking each other off so much

>this nigger
>top quality

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Where you at qt? U.S?

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nope, sadly
europe

>can't find any of my hair pins
i hope my cousin's friend like uncontrolled bangs because that's what i'm gonna try to seduce him with

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But again this all ties back to selfishness and greed.

People generally want to be the one "Saved" and don't have any interest in being the saviors themselves.
If you take note of the threads and what people post in here it always involves someone helping THEM as opposed to them willing to go out of their way to help someone.
No one wants to be that emotional pillar of support and deal with the burden and stress that being one provides.
Its always "me, me, me, me AND me" Like some sort of anime character where they can just be themselves while some lovely attractive girl falls upon their lap willing to sacrifice everything to improve them as a person.
It isn't realistic and its why I view these anons to be incompatible with one another.

Yeah there is no such thing as contentment anymore, people want what is new and fresh and once the thrill wears off they automatically view it dull and not their true soulmate and seek someone else.
But what can you do, i doubt anything would ever change it, simply the world we live in now.

Too much convenience.

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i am indeed gay

Do you fine lads shave your legs

I am now OBJECTIVELY quality.
Suck it faggot, into the trash you go the thread fully agrees.

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I can be yours bf then, unless youre a huge normalfag.

sure that sounds rad and no im not

Where are you from and what are your hobbies?