Im carrying at least 20 pounds of water weight. What is the redpill way to get rid of it before July 4th...

Im carrying at least 20 pounds of water weight. What is the redpill way to get rid of it before July 4th? There is a firework ceremony at the local park I want to look good for the 4th of July.

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Just chop off your arm. You lose tons of weight and chicks dig it, looks cool and mysterious

Zero carbs

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Keto

>lose 20 lbs in 9 days
Dry fast for 9 days

how about cutting retard?

Stop drinking for the next week. It is a myth that you will die after three days. People don't want you to get shredded

>20 pounds in a week
yeah good fucking luck with that, you should have thought of it at least a month ago.
Just go for low carbs but filling diet (a lor of fruits for example), try intermittent fasting (eating only in an 8 hour period so for example from 10 to 18) and drink a lot of water
its literally the only thing you can do right now

take some aromasin, drink distilled water and coffee

wrestlers do it all the time

>water weight

lawlok

An average person does not have, time, money, and most likely will to do what athletes do

DO NOT DO THIS
Even if you don't die(which is a very real possibility, you can easily die in a week without water), it will damage your body and you will feel terrible. Losing 20 pounds in one week itself is very unhealthy. If you wanted to lose weight don't focus on water, focus on losing fat.

>take some aromasin
you want to know how i know you are a dumb natty?

>brainlettt.jpg

lmfao

>low carb, but filling
>lots of fruit

What an asshole.

See

cardio+clen+fast

Fruit is sugar and starch and fiber. It's literally just carbs and water. OP is trying to LOSE water weight, not gain 5 pounds.

>implying fructose is the same as glucose

>implying any carb will help lose waterweight

>implying fruit makes you fat

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>implying I implied that

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>implying you didn't

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Not much difference at all.

precisionnutrition.com/research-review-fructose-vs-glucose

>waterweight = fat
u even try?

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Anything will make you fat if you eat LOTS of it.

>inb4 negative energy food meme

She is so CUTE!

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eat clen and tren hard

Start fasting now

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