What finally killed Tinder for you? Because I bet you can't top mine

As a 21 YO femanon it says my number is 17.5, would it be culturally okay for me to date a 17 YO in NA

>Why would your neighbors call the cops and assume sex?
They probably didn't assume anything sexual, but we're still unnerved by a young looking girl going to an older man's house, and got the police involved.

>Why would you admit to anything?
Lying to the police is a crime. And if someone thinks they're innocent (like OP seemingly did), they're not going to tell lies to anybody.

>x/2+7
What is this?

>t. hitting the wall and made obsolete by younger, better girls
18 is still legal in literally the whole world. which is the only thing that matters.

>tfw 27
How do I get 18 year olds? Literally how? I live in NYC. I'm not drop dead gorgeous, but I am slightly above average in looks.

Probably, but if you're a guy the minimum is 18 if you're 18+.

Take your age. Divide it by 2 then add 7. That’s how young you can date before it’s creepy

you must be at least 18 to post on this website.

Age divided by two, then add seven
That's the youngest you can date without seeming like a creep

You sound like you were an incel all your life
It's not at all normal for a grown man to be interacting with kids fresh out of highschool no matter how you want to justify you creep

Why does it matter to you, you don't get shit you misfired money shot

>You sound like you were an incel all your life
nice ad hominem. I don't expect you sjws to have any grasp on logic and laws.

>a 24 year old can't date an 18 year old
Yeah, this is not "well known" and it's fucking horseshit?

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My friend you're about to be a convicted sex offender because you can't differentiate between a highschool kid and an adult, you're not exactly in a position to be talking about logic and laws.

>It's not at all normal for a grown man to be interacting with kids fresh out of highschool
That's pretty standard for men throughout world history. You just sound butthurt because you don't have any meaningful value beyond looks and age. :/

And it's not illegal, so there's nothing here to get worked up over.

Right and those are the girls who cheat and leave and then we gotta deal with your dopey Eeyore ass coming here being all 'abloobloo girls are too mean :('

she said she was 18, and in a summer. that would make her an adult, and a college kid.

Do you even speak? Can you explain how dating a 21 year old is pedo please?

>In a summer
You betcha champerino

I mean defend yourself all you want, you're gonna need the practice. I'd suggest mastering your scream because someone like you will probably be doing a lot of that in the big people lockup.

You do know the man you posted fucked and then beat up a 20 year old hooker in his 40's, right?

they didn't date you spastic retard

At the age of 24 a person should have completed a degree and been working for 2 years. Usually that means they've reached a mental maturity that makes them incompatible with highschool kids.
I can see how it doesn't make any sense when you're still a NEET manchild who acts like a highschool kid though.

>Right and those are the girls who cheat and leave
That's not a behaviour exclusive to any age group, and are often motivated by circumstances in relationships and emotion; not maturity or anything regarding how old they are.

>girls do mean shit
>call them out
>AWWW ABLOOBLOOBLOO
>females EVER taking responsibility for their own actions

>At the age of 24 a person should have completed a degree and been working for 2 years.
this is making me depressed user, i'm not the guy you were talking to but still

>tfw I have to be reminded that people on this website are so braindead retarded that they can't use the most basic context clues to plug a number into a simple fucking equation

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If your fucking neighbors called the police it must've been obvious. That you're too retarded to notice is hardly a defense against breaking the law.

THIS.

They do, but you're too busy fucking sniffing teenaged panties to pull your head out of your ass
Look man, in the end it doesn't matter, I'm 7 years committed and if I leave that relationship it just means you're not even slightly competition for me. You'll always be paying for the girl and wondering why she "doesn't take responsibility."

Because of all things, I know teenagers to be very responsible people.

unironically based desu

I'm in graduate school but ok. The difference between those ages is nothing, holy shit. I know you're female because your argument is extremely emotionally charged

Degrees and employment are dependent on social privileges and means of access; nothing to do with maturity. In addition, race plays a role, as whites are much likely to have a job and degree than non-whites. >:/

I was trying to say that it's not well known, I know how the equation works but I'm pretty sure they just made up that it's a well known rule.

Oh and while we're at it
>killed Tinder
The fact that I'm not retarded. Even when I was a teenager in high school, online dating was a shit deal for men. Always will be, always has been, unless you're 10/10 material-- at which point it's probably annoying to have slampigs and slumbusters constantly in your inbox, all 4/10 and thinking they're an easy 8.

That's basically been e-dating for as long as I can remember, girls having the pick and the attractive ones stealing the show

sure you are buddy
its clear youre a mentally stunted loser who cant come to terms with reality, but nevertheless i sincerely hope you can stay out of prison
i wouldnt wish being a convicted child predator in prison on my worst enemy

lol you dont have to justify being a NEET to me
i really dont care in the slightest what excuses you make to cope

>If your fucking neighbors called the police it must've been obvious.
My family is from Russia, and often mistaken for being younger. I'm 34, and people often think I'm 19 or 20. My sister is the same age as OP, and gets confused for being 14. Enough so, that people have called the cops on her boyfriends for the same reason as OP's. >:/

>That you're too retarded to notice is hardly a defense against breaking the law.
Her initial statement as 18, is a defence. Her profile stating it, is a defence. And ignorance of the law has been defences in the past.

>Americans, not even once.

It's literally been around for over a century
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_disparity_in_sexual_relationships#The_"half-your-age-plus-seven"_rule

>lol you dont have to justify being a NEET to me
>i really dont care in the slightest what excuses you make to cope
So you're a racist?

NYC is probably stacked, hope you have money

no, shes a woman with no life outside of shitposting on Jow Forums

Right but you're missing the part where OP fucked a 15 year old
It doesn't matter if he's from Russia then
>Ignorance is an excuse
Then fucking field it in court, spare us the bullshit

>Brings race into it
Ahhh fuck off, races get paid through school where I live
If you can't make it into school that's on you. It would be far more admirable to work against the system than to bitch about it on Jow Forums but you seem to have chosen your approach

>Right but you're missing the part where OP fucked a 15 year old
Who claimed to be 18.

>It doesn't matter if he's from Russia then
So you are a racist.

>Then fucking field it in court, spare us the bullshit
You are incomprehensibly retarded.

>"Haha you nigger, you didn't go to college? Guess you really are still a child xD go back to swinging in a tree or something lol XDDD"
You might as well have typed this.

He's the one going to jail, not me
I have many problems but retardation is not one of them in this case, lol

I love how this thread is all just name-calling and shit-talking but OP is probably going to jail, and none of this will change that.
Since you guys just want to complain and bitch about problems you cause for yourselves I'll leave you to it. Maybe someone in jail will listen to you.

You're talking out of your ass Vladimir.
Ignorance of the law is not a defense in any case.
Also in many states, statutory rape doesn't take into account whether or not she lied about her age.

Do you know what website you're on right now?

>He's the one going to jail, not me
Clearly should be the other way around.

>I have many problems but retardation is not one of them in this case, lol
>be racist
>not retarded
Uh huh.

>but OP is probably going to jail
There's no conclusivity behind that.

My mom was 25 and my dad was 62 when I was born...

15 is legal here, my god will i really get fresh teenage puss from tinder

Join us next week for another exciting episode of "Shit That Never Happened".

Was he rich?

>Be 20
>Meet girl on tinder
>She's perfect
>She comes over
>We have sex
>A couple weeks go by of hooking up
>Now we're dating
>Killed my tinder profile because I don't need it anymore

I met this fat bitch off tinder. She said she was in college, and looked 20. She kept off holding sex but talked about having sex with other dudes. Felt like she was cucking me. Anyways I pushed and pushed for sex finally I ended up jacking off while she sucked on my nipple. I came on her sweater. Months afterwards she came clean and said the reason why she refused sex was because she was 17 and felt bad lying, and she was in HS still at the time. Crazy.

OP is a sexual predator pedo and you niggerfaggot are a pedo defender and enabler and you both deserve to rot in prison.
How people are morally this disconnected baffles me.

I never used tinder.

>Found the girl, girls are gross, omg cooties!!!
That's literally what you guys sound like, boys who are scared of girls. It makes me think you're not use to being around girls.

Because what happened with OP, and what others are arguing ITT, isn't immoral or an obstruction in morality.

First that sentence reads like shit
Second yes it is. Friendly reminder that OP is 29 (!) and fucked a 15 year old. That's immoral and you can't defend this. Kys

>hurr durr she said she was 18
THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE. HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT. YOU MUST BE RETARDED.
It should be obvious from her looks and behaviour, that she is a fkn kid.
Obviously OP is a manchild and couldn't see a difference in maturity, but that makes it just worse and pretty sad for Op

No, it's not immoral in any sense of the word. It was between two consenting adults. Not just legal adulthood, but biological as well. What he did was morally justified and excusable.

>Friendly reminder that OP is 29 (!) and fucked a 15 year old.
Without knowing her actual age.

>That's immoral and you can't defend this.
She consented and wasn't forced. That's morally justifiable.

>It should be obvious from her looks and behaviour, that she is a fkn kid.
I can't tell the differences between age half the time. Hell, I even took a test on it because of how often I failed at it; and got roughly 90% of it wrong. Because the pictures they showed me of what were actually 14-17 y/os, I assumed 19-24. Probably because everyone in my family looks younger than they really are (we're hapas). I'm 26, and still look like a middle schooler.

>omg he has sex with younger women. creep creep creep creep! incel incel!!

this I'm about to turn 20 and a guy I bummed a cigarette off of the other day thought I was 16
age is hard to place sometimes
I don't have a horse in this race, not trying to take sides or put blame anywhere
all I got to say is, before you see the pussy, see some ID.
"hey can I see your license"
how fucking hard is that?

>It was between two consenting adults. Not just legal adulthood, but biological as well. What he did was morally justified and excusable.
In which shithole do you live where a 15 year old is considered an adult?
You are a pedo if you think this way and should turn yourself in

>Without knowing her actual age
If I kill you without knowing it's illegal, then it's fine?

>She consented and wasn't forced. That's morally justifiable
No it still isnt. A adult should not be attracted to a kid or engage any sexual activities. Period.

>I can't tell the differences between age half the time
Is it so hard to check? Are you guys this handicapped? And online a girl claiming to be just the right age to be legally able to use said app, doesn't trigger any thougbts? You guys are naive and predators. You hope she is underage, there is no other way to explain this lack of awareness.

Creeps being utterly retarded and can't into using their brain for a minute, always checks out

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if shes under 18 her saying yes is not consent, it means nothing. she's babbling in alien nonsense language and you're nodding your head and putting your dick in it. she isn't old enough to know whaf it means.

>In which shithole do you live where a 15 year old is considered an adult?
A lot of European countries, the most modern in the world, have age of consent laws around 15/16.

>If I kill you without knowing it's illegal, then it's fine?
Well, no. Because you did something without the person's consent (i.e. murdering them), for one. And secondly, you took a life. Which is different than getting intimate.

>No it still isnt.
It is.

>A adult should not be attracted to a kid or engage any sexual activities.
And we should not have disease or disabilities. But that doesn't mean anything.

>Is it so hard to check?
As someone who, and her family, is constantly misjudged in terms of age; it is. Immensely.

>And online a girl claiming to be just the right age to be legally able to use said app, doesn't trigger any thougbts?
Obviously not.

>You guys are naive and predators.
And you're a morally absolutist bigot.

>You hope she is underage, there is no other way to explain this lack of awareness.
Except not looking underage to whom she's involved with, and lying about it regardless.

>Creeps being utterly retarded and can't into using their brain for a minute, always checks out
You're a bigot.

In reality, men will rut atop anything they can get their hands on. If I make it to 100, I will still buy 18-year-old trim, and there's nothing you can do about it you basedguzzler.

That means I couldn't fuck anything younger than 23-and-a-half. Fuck dat shit.

Where the fuck do you live that you have nosey fucking neighbors up in your privacy. I tell my neighbors to mind their own business

user I am sorry but that is fucking hilarious.

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This.

OP your life is already going to be ruined as a convicted child molester. You should go out and "steal" a pistol from a distant friend for about $400, and then put bullets through every single one of your neighbors. Every single one. Try to get them all in the span of ~15 minutes so that the cops can't respond to reports of gunfire.

They did this to you. They deserve to have their life taken away, just like they have yours.

I fucked a 37 year old when I was 19
Good times

FUck I get so jealous when I hear about people fucking cute girls fuck you OP fuck you!

What!? No. He shouldn't kill his neighbours, they are innocent. If he's gonna kill someone at least do it to someone who deserves it.

Neighbors violated NAP when they sockilled him for a victimless crime. They deserve to die.

>People in this thread desperately trying to justify having sex with teenagers as a 30 year old

Amazing, but you do understand this is a shitpost right?

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Kill your retarded asshole neighbors. Nothing bothers me like people who cant mind their own business

>two consenting adults having sex is extremely creepy

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Don't listen to these fags. You did nothing wrong. Hell fucking a 15 year old isn't even that bad. I'm sure she knew what she was doing.

Fuck user I really hope this is LARP

>never been with a girl I haven't paid for
>lost virginity at 19 to a hooker
>since then fucked around 150 hookers
>decide to try Tinder, get about 40 matches
>38 don't reply or give me 1 word answers
>1 turns out to be a catfish when we meet and is a tranny
>1 is a cute redhead that is a massive nerd and bookworm like me
>have 3 amazing dates, get asked to leave places because we stayed too long talking
>invites me back to hers after the third date
>chat a bit more, too late for me to go home and she says I can crash on the sofa
>wake up to miss, hear something in her room
>she's getting fucked by her room mate, or friend or boyfriend
>piss on the floor of the bathroom and leave

I've given up, just going to try and improve my life and fuck a hooker when I get horny. What's sad is that there are 2 hookers I used to see that stopped charging me and would text me to see what I was doing but I never clicked on and thought they were trying to scam me.

time to off your neighbors op

He didnt say they dated, mongoloid brain

>that 29 year old boomer that still tries to fuck underages

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Based

Hope you made the most of it because you're going to prison boyo

what board was this thread moved from?

nvm found it, it was Jow Forums
why the fuck would anyone move a thread to a board that has no topic. why not /b/. fucks sake mods get your shit together

NORMALFAG DETECTED
Fuck off back to plebbit you faggot.
It's ROBOT not Incel.

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Your asshole is going to get blown wide open in prison if this is true. Even your lawyers know that shit.

>use auto swiper
>only match obese nigger women

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what's really creepy is a 29 year old women. Yeesh.

>Also in many states, statutory rape doesn't take into account whether or not she lied about her age.

Third world justice system.