Ask a female volcel anything

Do as the subject says, but in an original fashion.

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Why should we care about what you have to say?

>female
>volcel
How old were you when you joined the convent?

Suck my dick ugly ass bitch

Why did I cheat on all of my last gfs?

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You shouldn't to be honest, why are you here then? You clearly don't care.
Pretty much since forever, grew up that way and being socially inept helps too.

>female volcel
>sole purpose of thread is getting attention from thirsty orbiters
okay, here's a question, why are you so bad at larping?

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I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA
SHINY AND CHROME

titss or gtfo

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Oh hey it's you again, thought of using an actually amusing picture maybe?
The sole purpose of this thread is to get a comfy conversation by the way, I couldn't care less about orbiters

Moral or physical revulsion? Lifelong avoidance or is marriage/an ideal partner a potential combo-breaker?

Moral, mostly.
I just avoid people I guess, socializing in real life is too bothersome.

Tits or gtfo
Anyone engaging without this should kill himself.

So it's you again?
Jesus, you'd think one thread was enough but your attention thirst goes beyond borders. So much for the "volcel" bullcrap
>thought of using an actually amusing picture maybe?
its purpose was to be repugnant, do you prefer this one more?

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Will you be my punching bag gf?

How refined are your morals? If a sexy turbochad were to one day offer you casual sex on the spot would that be okay? What about a committed relationship with sex? What about a long process of Christian courtship culminating in marriage and consummation?

From where do you draw your morals? Is it a personal preference/feeling? Ideology? Religion?

I'm bored, fight me. Even if it's a show I want to see how elaborate it can get.

>volcel
never heard of this term, but thank you.
i now have another word added to my filter list. get out roastie

What kind of interests do you have?
Any hopes or dreams for the coming nights?

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have you hit the wall already?

>Hey guise female here give me attention :)
>200+ replies
>propably not even female
Every single time, maybe I ll start doing this too.

reminder to sage

I don't want a relationship and I don't want to marry, I just want to stay with my family for as long as possible and not to have to deal with people.
Vidya, listening to music, nothing very special.
Nice meme

im gonna give you some SAGE advice here, don't make these threads anymore

Sounds very spinsterish. Sad for no higher purpose.

>Sad
I'm not sad though, I'm content with my life and I'm actually being myself.

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Being a female volcel is the ultimate nonconformity.

What is it like living life on ultra easy mode? Can you even fathom how much better you have it than 50% of the population?

I'll pass, thanks.
Yeah, I'd say so.
>Can you even fathom how much better you have it than 50% of the population?
I definitely can, just too stupid to use any of it to my advantage.

off yourself you plebbit fag

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I actually wish I could get into Reddit, I have an account there but the interface is atrocious and I can't exactly find subs that I like.

>Tripfag
Classic fucking female, always looking for attention. No-one here cares about you, just that you clog up the board with your desperate desire for validation.

>Tripfag

The purpose of the trip is to stop raging impersonators, that's all.

Why would anyone want to 'impersonate' you of all people. This chan was meant to be anonymous, and that's how it should've stayed. But no, now we have roasties and orbiters actually naming themselves like ledditors

Do you want get lewd together and show private parts?

i don't have any questions for you, just here to say you're a stupid attention whore and that's the only reason you want to latch onto the whole incel movement. you wouldn't even be able to call a femcel a volcel because of how voluntarily celibate they are they ruin the term for actual volcels who are they way they are because they need to put more effort in, you don't need to put ANY effort in. you're literally just a picky cunt i hope you get targetted by a school shooter, you're actually the kind of person school shootings are for hyper normie.

What effort do you need to put in to be a volcel? How does it take effort not to do something?

volcel is someone who needs to put effort in before they can be considered incel, like fat guys. the idea that a woman can be incel is so fucking retarded, if you tried you'd get laid. fucking 10 people in this thread want to fuck this retarded whore.

I see you're being emotional and upset. Maybe you can come back when you've calmed down and we can have a rational discussion about this.

When are you going to lose your pussy to chad

lmao, okay, be indignant why not, just latch onto some shallow point and ignore everything i said. be aware of where you are, your female powers are not as strong in this hallowed place.

>How does it take effort not to do something?
are you stupid?

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It happened more than once, some screeching autist gets triggered, starts taking my role and derails the thread into oblivion.
No

You know those little numbers, yes? They can't take your role because the little numbers are different, and people can tell that. Stop being an attention whore, roastie, and get off my board.

Of course, that's exactly why I use a trip.

You said you aren't interested in a relationship and completely disinterested in such thing so why not help a bro out when he needs a good wank just platonically? In return I could help you practice your social skills or play vidya with you

>In return
Here's the thing, I don't need any help with socializing and I definitely prefer playing vidya on my own. What else can you offer that I might actually care?

>What else can you offer that I might actually care?
look guys, this is as lonely as women can get.

why is your name Ori?

Ori as in "Original" when your post isn't, lel

I mean how much else can one offer through online interaction? Other than entertaining some conversations, giving advice and playing games together I can't think of much else unless there's something you're looking for

I'm not looking for anything other than some chatter online, and I get that here cost-free.

What's your name, user? And how old are you?

How about this, we try it out once and if I enjoy it I send some crypto your way every now and then

>Name
Nice try, I'm 21 though
>Memecurrency
Think I'll pass

It's just a means of transportation, you would be cashing it out when you recieved it or at least if you were sensible you would

>Nice try
Wait what? Is it because other people on Jow Forums know your real name?
Can you at least tell me where are you from?

Actual currency would work just fine wouldn't it?
>where are you from?
An even nicer try

It would but this allows me to send it anonymously and instantaneously

>an even nicer try
I'm not trying anything anymore, user, you should have known it. Also if you worry I'm one of those people I assure you I know nobody from Jow Forums and mentioning your country won't make anyone suspicious of you being this or that person. Just saying

How does it feel to be the only normal woman left on earth?

What do you believe makes an action immoral? How important is morality and moral considerations?

How much sexual experience do you have?

Have you done anything kinky and/or socially unacceptable?

Do you watch porn?

dont you have a soc thread to get attention from? leave us alone

>Ask a female volcel anything
can I ask for a vocaroo sample (only because you can't show tits)?

Meh, I'm afraid you fail to tickle my interest.

>not even asking how much I was going to pay
Yeah I could tell when you weren't even curious about how much you'd get

Is your sex drive nonexistent, low (urges once or twice per week), medium (urges nearly every day), or high (urges multiple times per day)?

gotta go cause the worlds problems somewhere else i guess you fucking beta male.

>and being socially inept helps too.
>Here's the thing, I don't need any help with socializing

legit fuck you niggerbitch stacy, kill yourself

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So do you actually answer questions or just trigger autists?

More importantly, how can I get a male vocel to fall in love with me?

>Female
>Volcel
Pick one, Roastie.
Female volcels dont exist, all females want either Tyrones or Chads dick.

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Alright, let's just say I'm from a Middle Eastern country, but ethnically I'm a crazy mix, I range from German to Moroccan.
Morals are a human concept, something made by humans to preserve order, it's pretty important as far as society is considered but outside of it it's pointless.
>How much sexual experience do you have?
None
>Have you done anything kinky and/or socially unacceptable?
Nope
>Do you watch porn?
No
It ranges from low to medium.
Yes, I do.

>I range from German to Moroccan

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>never heard the term volcel
first day, huh?

God damn. Y'all take the bait every time. Jow Forums was a mistake

that's not true, if she only reads and replies to responses that agree with her she can't be wrong so she is a volcel. duh.

Yep, pretty much this.

Ori

can you give me an original hug please?

Considering you're nowhere in sight physically, that's impossible, also hugs are disturbing.

I didn't listen to rap music today. It took no effort.
It takes no effort to not have sex.

What color is your underwear?

just get laid already

Howd you rate your looks?

p-please...
but originally

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So what do you do when your sex drive acts up so to speak? Do you just ignore it until it goes away?

White, currently.
Why would I?
I'm very attractive, that's for sure.
I just masturbate it away, pretty simple.

>I just masturbate it away
What do you watch to get off?
Why is your name Ori?

why don't you want to fuck anyone

>What do you watch to get off?
I use a thing called i m a g i n a t i o n
>Why is your name Ori?
Already answered

Who said I don't? It's just that masturbating is much simpler.

What do you imagine while masturbating? And please give details. For science of the psychological kind.

Also, while we're at it, what are your biggest fetishes and favorite body parts (yours and someone else's)?

Do you like Asians? Kpop?

Nah, I don't mind Asians but that's about it

At any rate, feel free to join my /comfy/ thread.

[Spoiler alert: It's not a thinly veiled attention whoring thread]

I promise I'll post in your comfy thread if you answer the masturbation questions in this one. You can be honest, you don't have to embelish.

Actually, if my comfy thread dies I'll have all the more reason to keep posting threads such as this one, pretty simple actually. Basically robots creating what they hate with their own hands.

>tfw female born again incel

this is literally worse than being a male incel

>born again incel
What is that?

pump and dump + STDs, literally nobody wants to date anymore