Why havent you gotten a tinder gf yet?

Why havent you gotten a tinder gf yet?

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I got a match and I'm too much of a pussy to talk to her

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> tried for months
> 0 matches

I met a chick on tindr and we had a date lined up and called each other all the time. Then it dawned on me my wizard powers where at stake here. So I cancelled the date, she still messages me saying I miss you semi frequently and when I first cancelled she tried posting shit on Snapchat to make me jealous. Women are dumb.

Ask her if she likes William Gibsons Neuromancer

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How devilish is this

>Catfish using model pics
>Scrape his instagram followers
>Filter out everyone that has the words snap/snapchat/ghost emoji in their bio
>Add his female fans to snapchat
>Send fake snapchats of him using xposed apps
>OMG YOU REALLY ARE HIM
>Ask for nudes
>They comply

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You schoolkid. Tinder is a hookup app

>tfw decent face, average body
>fucked up teeth
Should I even bother with Tinder? Guessing no.

got banned on tinder cause that ugly(literally someone reported my selfie)
i didnt even put height (5'4) so im fucking doomed

I've talked with two chubby milfs. One was a burlesque dancer the other one was an alcoholic who liked black metal. I pussied out and ghosted them when they wanted to meet up and probably have sex.

I actually went on a date with a chubby girl close to my age and it went well. We were going to go on a second date at her house (literally 'netflix and chill') but I pussied out again.

The point is, I haven't gotten a tinder gf because I'm a pussy scared of intimacy.

I got 10 matches, but I have no idea what to say to them.

Tell them you want to feed them sushi and slap their ass after a movie.

tinder sucks, i want a tinder bf so badly but the conversation always fizzles out

>make a bumble
>PLEASE VERIFY YOUR IDENITITY RIGHT NOW OR YOU CANT USE THE APP

They must have the pics I used on some kind of filter. Sad!

Haha, I'm not attractive so I would probably get blocked and reported if I say stuff like that

Second time I've seen this roastie on a "dating" app. She has nothing on her Twitch, and her Snapchat is set so nobody can contact her unless she adds them. Why include it in your profile?

Obviously I find her body hot and I'm nerdy/love video games, so I super-liked her on Tinder, but no luck. I'm not ugly at all, just can't compete with Chad probably.

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Shes probably a fake account.
Hasnt posted anything on instagram since october 2017, hasnt posted a picture on twitter of herself since 2016
I see she has a facebook but I dont use facebook so I cant view her activity on it

Nah, she's real. Posts to her Snapchat story, which is public. One of the last things is her sticking a Mr. Incredible figure she found in the pool between her tits, with the text "Right where daddy belongs." So that reinforces the fact she's an attention whore.

Yeh I added her snapchat just to see, you know you can send fake snaps right?

Then again she has friends tagged in the last instagram pic she uploaded, but she has a very high amount of likes on her pictures compared to followers, the amounts of like she has on pics should have 10k+ followers

Same reason why I haven't gotten a regular gf, my dick is to small.

I have had 100 or so matches with Bumble and never verified

>actually bothering even though you are one of hundreds on her tinder match page
its impossible unless she messages you first
if no girl has messaged you first, might as well take that as 0 matches

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Well I use fake pics and have had over 10 accounts terminated, same goes for tinder
My facebooks get locked and require phone verification almost immediately after creation

he's a chad on the inside at least

Because I saw the girls on tinder and decided I'd rather be alone

>Either landwhales, single mothers, or bots
No thank you.

Just try anyway senpai. My teeth need braces but i dont let it stop me

I have been on two dates with this tinder girl super cute 24 year old nursing student I have no idea what she sees in me. Got my first kiss from a girl above my league. I am a 26 year old virgin is it normal to get a boner from kissing girls?

I am also only 6 inches so I am scared she will think I am a dicklet

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