Tfw left testie hurts

>tfw left testie hurts
>tfw afraid to go to the doctor
Its gonna be fine, r-right?

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Depends. Do you job, how fat are your thighs, do you wear tight clothing, do they move when you cough, are there lumps, is it the one that hangs lower?

No, you're fucked, really fucked.

>Do you job
What does it mean
>how fat are your thighs
I bit. I'm not fat, but my legs are quite thicc
>do you wear tight clothing
Not really
>do they move when you cough
Dunno
>are there lumps
Nothing instantly noticable
>is it the one that hangs lower
Yes

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If it's a testicular torsion then you're in for few hours of the worst pain you've ever experienced until you're forced to call an ambalance or beg someone to take you to the hosital

Its definitely not torsion, it's been going on for several months.

when I was 16 I felt that pain often then got the pain attack of this torsion(? not sure since doc didnt find anything) on the street, pain instantly got me crying and I had to call my parents to get me while I was lying down on the sidewalk and needed 15 min to get into car, 3 years passed and pain happens once every 2-3 months, sometimes hurts a little but its rather just uncomfortable than painful, check it user, old guy doc was massaging my balls to check them(XD) but then a cute nurse had to do it aswell so I didnt mind

user it's probably cancer
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You're gonna die

you're gonna lose that teste

I've just saw that on a tele!
You just suffer from a lot of stress. Just relax, put a finger in ur bum and after wiggling a bit press on your prostate and then live a happy life!

just go to the doctor. I thought I had anal cancer once kek and I was okay. you never know, even if its been going on for months.

Take a hot bath.
It will loosen up the sack and allow for your testicle to unwind itself if you twisted it.
Also warm water encourages blood flow so if it's injured it will heal faster.

Are you the same dude from the minecraft server? One guy on there had a very similar story to this.

No. Was this guy's story resolved in any productive way?

Here's an update as they get larger, the pain subsides

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Are you taking any drugs or medications? Any time I took amphetamines, I'd get testicle pain during the day.

Are they supposed to move or not when you cough?Not op but im gonna give these puppies a check.

No drugs except cannabis on the weekends

Go to an urologist. It could be a cyst, epididymitis or testicular cancer.

Do not put it off. It's fatal if left untreated. Seriously.

yeah it happens to me from time to time usually goes away after a while

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Its that, like, very high probability? Don't scare me like that user

That happened to me before, you get scans of your balls and you can ask to look from the inside. Oh and they might be tangled.

They put jellies and oils on them as well

Go to the doctor you stupid bastard, it's not like you're using it anyway.

>tfw have scrotal cysts albeit not to that extent
>always trying to pop it, end up just exacerbating it
>is literally the focal point of my insecurities with woman, assume they'll think it's an std
>don't really want to have a doctor cutting my scrotum

If there are any femanons here, how would you react to finding a potential partner has scrotal cysts?

I don't want to have to use it anymore than I already do.

do you jog*

Your thighs could be hitting your junk is the point of that question.

Especially if it's the lower one.

Tight clothing hurts them for heat and pressure also.

You can have a hernia if you don't have the ability to move them. Your intestines might spill into your balls if you bear down, that sort of a glitch is why doctors have you move them when coughing. I can move them without coughing, and coughing never triggered mine either.

I don't dare to try to pop them, especially the big one. They have all sorts of veins running in and around the bumps and I don't want to bleed out thru my sack. I'd rather live and never have sex at all than get a perfect, 10/10, 3.14 qt gf who tries to pop em or finds me repulsive because of it. I honestly don't think I could handle the rejection

I can tense the balls just fine. It's not an 'active' kind of pain, its more of one testie being far more sensitive then the other.. I can slap my right nut with no problems while the left one produces a painful reaction.

Women are retards, I've had several freak out on me when they notice my pearly penile papules.
40% of all uncircumcized males have them but I still get women that think they are an STD from time to time.

Yeah well they also have functional cunts so...

If the msm turned Caitlin Jenner into a superhero, would it be an ex-man? Or a trans-former?

Are you legitimately retarded?

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I know that feel brother. If a woman was even capable of enjoying someone with a personality lime mine, the next hurdle would be the potential rejection from the appearance if my scrotum.

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Na, you've just exacerbated your point till it's raw