I goofed it

It is tinder.

People on tinder don't want to fuck, they want to message a couple times back and forth and then stop talking

No
They just don't want to fuck with you

Kek you just showed yourself to be a lame

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Speaking from (some) experience there is a very reasonable chance that's she signalling at least something. She wanted OP to think about the sight, the reasons beyond that are guesswork.

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>Whatre you doing tho pretty girl
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Lmao fucking loser

>Whatre you doing tho pretty girl

Are you a pajeet?

It's depressing...I have been on badoo for two weeks but i'm struggling. Even the girls that liked me ghost me or stop answering real fast.

To be far I find it really hard to keep coming up with good responses for those bitches. You need to be witty, you need to be interesting, you need to add sexual innuendo (but without being creepy), you need to be short and to the point, and you also need to do it quick. And it's a numbers game, you need to do it to multiple sluts simultaneously. Tinder is practically a part-time job unless you're very very handsome. Meanwhile the girls just need to say "haha lol" every now and then and choose the Chad they liked the most without doing any effort. It's unfair.

It's called signalling. At least she wants you to think about the image of her naked leaving the shower.
OP is a fag

You gotta go straight for it, don't chat to them long. One or two pleasantries then ask
>"So when are we meeting up?"
It's that simple, if you give women too long to think about it they'll pussy out.

Tinder is bad for your mental health and self confidence

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Someone should invent a crowd sourced service where you talk to bitches on Tinder and a bunch of bros brainstorm the best responses. I'd glady pay for that.

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THAT IS, IF YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKING LOSER, SUCH AS YOURSELF

Ya, I learned in high school that this isn't what it always meant. Women are really fucking dumb.

it really is too much fun seeing you monkeys fail at something as simple as tinder

Badoo is kanker, tinder is legit. Niet teveel nadenken of serieus nemen. En vooral nie sad zijn als wijven nie antwoorden. En nooit beginnen met “hey alles goed” xoxo succes vriend

Fucking this. I had have a few matchs on tinder, but it's so boring to talk to those sluts that I simply give up

You're 100% right, posts responding to you are retards

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It's weird that this meme exists. No concept of reality.

Currently the best thread on /sp/

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Tinder is always much easier when you're abroad.

I'm fucking constipated, lads

Teach me then. I refuse to fuck fat girls and under 6/10 tho.
I'm walloon and Tinder is dead. The app can barely find girls located nearby. I would love to follow your advice but how do I even find a good opener when the girls have barely anything on their profiles?

>fuck fat girls and under 6/10 tho.
that's where you are wrong kiddo, chads fuck all kinds of ugly women. turbovirgins have standards

source I am a turbovirgin

I hope Leverkusen is going to have an easy EL group.

Im going to unironically code this rn after going back to the states. Cant wait to be the next zucc. I hope u guys get the hexa

Just be yourselves lads

>has the confidence to post pictures of himself online and shop himself to women
Look at Chad over here

>shitalian pick-up lines
eyyyyyyyyyyy LMAO
you can't code desperation

Miralax that shit man

This is correct and took me a while to realise. Arranging a meet up as soon as possible is very important.

is constipation a turd world meme?
t. never been

Get good pictures. That's how you are successful on tinder.
Ideal:
1 picture with friends (in a party is good)
1 in alone with a sunset or something
2 pictures where you are doing some activity (sports, sailling, something cool)
1 selfie
1 or 2 in a nice landscape

How do you get all these nice pictures? You take them. Girls always have nice pictures because they have 20 billion of them. Whenever you think there could be a nice picture there, take one.

Talk to several girls at once, this decreases the pressure.

And, as it has always been said, yet you fuckers can't get it, be confident.

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It's also much easier in person too if you're abroad.

I'd argue it's easier in person in general.

Nah just make it so theres two sides: to ask and respond. Like u upload a screenshot of the text and the people that want to respond can all submit their responses and the person that needs thr help can get it and the other people get entertainment by either helping the person out or fucking them over. Sounds like a lot of fun, me and my mates always do this

> has no confidence to get out and talk to a real chick and seduce her
Not even beta, m8

I have seen worse. Like the tubo autist over at /v/ trying to pick up a girl after inviting her over to play smash (not the good kind of smash).

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Addedum: A picture with a dog always plays well

>2018
>permavirgins still fall for the ugly roast-monster shitshow 4/10s that populate tinder
I really like you guys, so here's a pro-tip. Start talking to hot chicks in real life and eventually one will want to meet up with you. Unless you're an ugly boring fucker, so you can cope with shitty "tips" like this guy

Is it ok of I wear a balaclava?

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oh nononononohahahahHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>/sp/ comes to r9k

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ey that is not cool mods

>textless post
Guessing you were moved here from some other board?

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>The state of /sp/. mods

what's up virgins, /sp/ chads here
don't mind the posts, we definitely know how to get laid on tinder, haha

Is this a good picture of me? I'm feeling conflicted, maybe it's too serious

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Hope I'm still banned here

HAHAHAHA jesus craist this is beyond autism

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I got friend zoned 2 weeks ago. Don't really care. Putting up a hello tomorrow.

Do u have more info on this guy/thread?
I dont know what is it about g&w mains but thy are always the most autistic.

Inviting a chick to play vydia isnt actually the most autistic thing in the world. Anything ur good at is the ideal thing to do. Like I invited a chick over to drink but she wanted to learn how to play fifa so i held her hand on the control pad and taught her how to play and taunted her and it ended pretty well

This is not true for fighting games

What did he mean by this?
oror

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Most girls dont like fighting games afaik. Im a borderline casual gamer so i dont really play videogames around girls apart from really casual nintendo party games

>tfw when no fembot chun li main beating u everyday