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Any terrorists in here? I'll sort you right out sunshines

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Weed is the best drug.

Happiness

Unfortunately most of us can't find anyone to supply us with it

Thanks Iaderino

oxytocin probably

I don't think it exists in a form you can take thogh.

Ground up dead babies

Love lad. Let the love flow through you. Let it be your energy. Love is the drug. All you need is love. Love is all you need.

>tfw no milfy mummy gf

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You lads are alright. Don't go near Porton Down tomorrow.

Probably one of the anti cancer ones

Typical cyclical simple civil obedience

COCK OF THE THREAD

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Do I have herpes or ingrown cock hairs from shaving lads?

listening to our florence's new album, v comfy

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>tfw actually once lived in a cardboard box

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No that's best appetiser silly

>this after months of refusing to post a simple timestamp
yeah you're a fake

i'd rather die than put up with any more of this heat

In a way yes.
But not the way your thinking

how did that come about lod?

PREP is best lad

ingrown hairs

tell us your story friend

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>just found out this lad I used to go out drinking with semi-regularly got done for dealing ecstasy to students

WEW LAD

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Reckon it's been the best summer in years lads. Despite Brexit.

a terrible terrorist tormenting me in my abyss

im with you, anything above 15c is hell

hes real but the hilarious thing is hes the biggest sad act here

God is rewarding us for Brexit and winning the world cup.

>Google gives England a 51% chance to win on Saturday

oming home.

im trying to get my blinds to go down but only one side will

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I hope it was a respectable brand name cardboard box

pull the cords together at a 45 degree angle

here you go
ingrown hairs are fairly common if you don't shave often I think

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you could almost say a high class cardboard box

What ready meals have low carbs?

elites won't allow it, we gonna get bogged i told you so
see that couple poisioned recently? mummy may will recall the england team in protest on the elites orders

I'm really enjoying the heat and sun because I really hate our usual summers of humidity and rain. Shit's uncomfortable and depressing.

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Bet you feel really silly lod

It's just hot and humid lad and no comfy rains to cool off
>we gonna get bogged i told you so

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managed to do it lads

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>orange ice cream lolly

life is good atm

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Hello chaps! What's this green frog supposed to be?

He's Pepe the frog.

you're fucking kidding right? my bollocks are sticking to the chair, hate this cunting weather. fucking shitehouse

i bet some somali spunked on it, taste good now?

your mums miced gonnarhiea

just finished it, somali cum is very obviously when its on an orange ice cream lolly and that one definitely didnt have any

Yeah it's massive. Great last summer here.

wahey! your letter from the queen is in the post

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It's an avatar for virgins.

>mum recorded a programme about pornstars
Dont like this

You can point out your favourites to her.

sly burn lad, very sly

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delete it before she blocks the pornos via your isp

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i quite like you. You remind me of an old fat friend who was pretty hard

well meemed

I can survive without it desu, the concept of porn is quite weird

Do you lads not talk to your mum about sex? Aways been fairly normal to me.

no, I don't to my mum about a lot, she's a bit of a nutter

I smoked weed once about 8-ish years ago and she always brings up how I'm a drug addict who smokes 'funny cigarettes'

>It's an avatar for virgins.
yer mums a virgin

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My mum has no friends. Quite sad really

i remember in my late teens i almost broke out of robotness, got a few friends, 3 lads and 1 girl, long story short me and 1 other lad were supposed to be going to the girls house to watch a film, other lad cancelled, told my mum i was going out to [girls names] house for a bit tonight, she asked me who else was going and i told her no one, she then said "well no sleeping together user...we dont want any babies" i just walked out without saying anything

Sounds exactly like my mum desu, never had the sex talk or anything either

anyone ever meet a 10/10?

>yer mums a virgin

No.

Of course, how else would a young man find out how to pleasure a woman?

May we bow our heads in prayer for the British National Party.

any of u self taught how to sing even half decently?

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Gammons cannot STAND the sun, literally start sweating like the fat pigs they are, fucking state of em

Anyone else post the same thing several times a thread hoping to get a reaction?

>tfw gammon
>tfw can STAND the sun
>tfw literally dont start sweating like the fat pigs i are
>fucking state of me

>May we bow our heads in prayer for the British NationaI Party.

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Wheres that MMA lad who knows more than me.

Need blackpilling on the Khabib Conor fight. Does Conor actually have a chance? All I'm seeing is Khabib taking him down and Conor never getting up. I know he could catch him coming in, but I dunno I don't see it.

Is that why you stay inside marathoning anime shows all day

>Gammons cannot STAND the sun, literally start sweating Iike the fat pigs they are, fucking state of em

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what is wrong with being a gammon, maybe we like it.

Gammon OUT! lmao

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no, at most she jokingly asks if I am looking at porn on my laptop and thats it

Met a few 9's lad, why do u ask

Tell her to go to yoga or something lad. Probably pick up some friends there.

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ok then
yer mum's a very nice lady who had sex once to create you. might have done it once more if you have a siblng. anything else is THOT territory, sorry

>what is wrong with being a gammon, maybe we like it.

Oink! Oink! you tell him mate, Oink!

GO ON UMBONGO MA SUN GET ANUVA GOOOOL

oi user-sama this is Team Goku turf

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once saw a 10/10 red head in munich, absolutely stunning

Very sad fren, poor mummy

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That guy in the background looks like he's holding in a wee. That or mincing like a spartan

just curious, because a 10/10 is a subjective matter of a opinion, the perfect execution of one mans tastes

my mum only has her work friends and hasn't had a partner since my dad

>gammon in an indian place
>mildest thing please
>one bit
it too *goes bright red* milk milk milk

NEVUR FURGET ROVERFUM BREXIT NOWWWWWWW

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