>on this app where you talk to random people
>get this girl
>my topic that she picked up ln was "need advice" so she's asking me what I need advice on
>I tell her i don't really want to tell her (just didnt feel comfortable with her) and if she could give me a good rating after the call that would be cool (trying to end the call here)
>she says she'll give me a good rating if the call goes well
>I'm like dude plz just give me five stars lol (still trying to end the call)
>shes like you have to tell me what you need advice for
>at this point i see an opportunity for a very lighthearted joke
>I call her worthless as a total joke (lol edgy)
>i try my hardest to make it seem lighthearted, I chuckle after
>she calls me rude
>I ask her why it was rude and try to explain the context of which I called her worthless
>she hangs up and probably gives me 1 star
>tfw I'm either a rude sack of shit or people are just soft and unable to take jokes
On this app where you talk to random people
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you are so obviously a
>rude sack of shit
You are also obviously
>retarded
Why would you think that was a good idea OP? Stupid move on your part
In what way is bluntly telling someone they're worthless a creative or funny joke?
because it was a lighthearted take on the fact that she wouldn't give me a good rating without me telling her what I needed advice for
like, giving someone a good rating on a dumb call app is a really small thing that isnt to be taken too seriously and calling someone worthless is seen as a really big meaningful thing. add those together and its total comedy. its hilarious irony. its ironic id call her worthless for not doing such a small thing as giving me a good rating on a dumb call app lolololol
its a lighthearted comment. how is the humorous irony not obvious?
one bump only
now that I explained my joke you see where I'm coming from right
You very clearly have schizophrenia and no amount of advice will show you reality.
are you actually autistic because you act like it
Why would she give you a good rating if you're not using the app as intended and telling her she's worthless on top of that.
You must be seriously autistic if you think that was a normal, lighthearted way of interacting with a stranger.
do you see the ironic humor in that comment though? its hilarious. calling someone worthless BC they're not gonna give me a good rating on a dumb app LOL
>this is what Jow Forums does to you
leave while you still can bots
>ironic humor
Ironic humor is the worst thing about the modern Internet. No one is sincere anymore.
I don't use Jow Forums that much. I'm a stand up comedian and understand humor very well. I've made jokes relating to killing babies on stage and have gotten huge laughs.
I don't mean in the hipster way. LISTEN TO WHAT IM SAYING.
Jesus fuck.
its ironic to call someone worthless because they won't do something small. don't you see the humor in that?
>I'm a stand up comedian
why lie on the internet? no standup comedian is autistic as you
>its ironic to call someone worthless because they won't do something small. don't you see the humor in that?
Why do you feel the need to prove yourself by constantly asking that?
here's a part of one of my bits I performed. its about the how when skinny jeans were all the rage and how dudes were squeezing their balls in them. i literally joke about killing babies and got roaring laughter. twice. vocaroo.com
not proving myself. its just that it seems like you guys are ignoring that. do you see the humor or do you don't?
that's obviously not you in the recording and that joke isn't funny anyway except to drunk retards
op is a worthless little cocksucking troglodyte haha get it jk LOL
can you imagine anyone saying "id kill tons of babies for a million dollars" ON STAGE and getting away with it? and getting a ROARING laugh? well I DID. want to know why? because I GET how comedy works and how to piece things together to make something "unspeakable", speakable. I'm a comedic genius to be honest.
sigh
Ok dude, whatever you say. So?
>comedic genius
>has to come to Jow Forums for people to legitimize his comedy because he spilled his autism on a phone app
lol
I'm just saying. i didnt make this thread for advice or feedback. just to share something.
wrong. but you can tell yourself whatever you want to
>"i made a joke"
>"it was funny right?"
>no
>" oh. "
/thread
once again you can tell yourself what you want. it doesnt matter to me too much. if you think I'm so lame to let the opinions of people online dictate anything, just LOL @ how beta you are. who cares? I made this thread out of pure boredom. as I always do.
Dude what
I just said there's nothing to be said anymore. You thought your joke was funny, we don't, that'it. Have a nice day.
and I'm saying idc if you don't, because youre acting like it matters. like at all. what, if you get flamed online do you curl up in your bed and cry lmao.
>wrong.
then why did you post this thread?
.... Ok I'm going to "curl up and cry lmao" because I "totally care"
>trying this hard
Bye
because I was bored and wanted entertainment. you gotta be out of your mind if you think I take any of your opinions seriously.
peace
>because I was bored and wanted entertainment.
sure you did, autist
what a pathetic fucking faggot you are, holy shit you should kill yourself
Out of all the words you could've chosen for your "joke", you picked worthless, and in the context of your conversation, just comes across as a direct insult. You could've said something like "Prying much?" or something to that effect.
Is English not your first language or are you genuinely autistic?
Hold the fuck up edgy boi.
>kill yourself because you sperg on the web
What should we do with you then?
wow you didnt get my awesome joke? what an idiot you must be, i'm a genius of comedy
HAHAHAHA I'm the autist, yet you're the one having a little tantrum on the internet. Get a grip.
It only comes across as an insult because she's insecure. No one that's even moderately secure with themselves is going to think a random dude is calling them worthless over not getting a rating LOL.
"Prying much" wouldn't satisfy me. Come on, I talked about killing babies on stage. You really think saying something that vanilla is going to satisfy my ass? Worthless hits the spot, for me.
It's whatever though, who cares. There are people who enjoy me busting their balls, and don't take obviously light comments to the heart.
>because I was bored
Yeah man that's a great justification to do whatever the Hell you want to other people. You are SICK
wow this pleb doesn't even understand my genius humor lmao
that's because you don't know what you're doing.
once again ive gotten laughs on stage saying unspeakable things. I once was doing crowd work and asked an asian man "who picks the babies who make the iphones" and I got a roaring laugh.
you're just spouting shit. i know what I'm doing, you don't.
what a retard
>thinks he's a comic genius
>doesn't even get my amazing and deep humor of calling him a faggot and telling him to kill himself
you know nothing about comedy, how sad
Lol'd. It was genuinely funny.
I was not defending OP tho, just saying being that edgy was unnecessary
you think you understand my comedy but you don't, pleb
don't reply to me again
you're an idiot, if you're 16 years old like this post suggests there might be hope if you. If not then just give up senpai
you're fucking stupid
when someone tells you "you're fucking worthless" you don't take it as a joke. how is that funny?
Why keep referring to the baby tho. If you're trolling, at this point is obvious. If you're not, why try this hard, want to force yourself to "dark humor"? Come on man are you 15?
what's the app? wouldn't mind trying something like this out
this, how has no one asked yet?
Thank you, dude. I've been crying my heart out for the last half hour over the trainwreck that is my life. I even had the audacity to bring my parents into my hell. Your stupidity lightened up my mood, if not for a split second. God bless you, autistic user.
lmao dumbasses
ive phone fucked like 100 girls on that same app. who cares about one random girl? she can kiss my ass. pic related. same humor different reaction. who cares about this one girl who hung up on me? girls LOVE to be teased.
because its an extremely unspeakable thing to say and I said it and got a roaring laugh. says something about me.
its called "wakie"
>literally faking convos now to seem cool
lol, so this is the power of a pleb with no sense of humor
i'm going to rape your mother in front of you and then gouge out your eyes before slitting your throat, pleb
>who cares about one random girl?
you, because you posted this thread
not faking convos. like I said ive gotten with tons of girls on that app and I did that by teasing them in my style. heres another pic of my stupid, slightly edgelord humor and they love it. ive had so many girls suck the shit out of their fingers/dildos for me and moan daddy for me. its hot.
I made this thread out of boredom you dolt. only betas care about peoples opinions, especially online LOL. you should stop replying. youre only satisfying my urge to not be bored right now.
what does your profile look like? nj
>things that never happened: the post
pathetic
>I made this thread out of boredom you dolt.
yeah thats why you made this thread whining about her response, because you were "bored"
i'm going to decapitate you and fuck the neckhole, now suck my e-penis praise me for my superior humor you fucking plebeian loser
why even make the thread if you arent even remotely willing to consider the possibility that myabe you fucked up? inflating your own ego to strangers on a croatian snowboarding board doesnt help
its been like this for a while LOL. it doesn't even matter that I'm a fucking massive weeb that has his username as an anime character AND his picture as the same character. it doesnt matter that my bio is some dumb edgy shit. just be as sexy as i am on the call and theyll give it up almost instantly.
keep crying kid
I was a "dick" to her too and look at how she was in my inbox.
because I'm bored. stop replying.
>keep crying kid
only one crying here is you bitch, now bend over so i can sodomize you with a knife
What's the app OP?
are you originally mad?
i'm not the one so mad he made a thread bawling his eyes out because he's autistic and made a bad joke on a phone app
but keep posting these fake convos, they really lend credence to being the kind of autist desperately asking for 5 stars from a convo and "needing advice" but being too uncomfortable to talk about it
App name pls user
read the thread you fucking newfag dipshit
wow you sound really mad OP
open your mouth and let me shit down your throat rageboy
keep raging
its cute
that wasn't me
keep playing pretend, you aren't fooling anyone
slit your fucking wrists
This thread has gone on long enough, OP has run wild
>bragging about fucking easy sluts
Incredible. Truly Adonis himself.
kek if I became president you dumbasses would try to cut me down. it doesn't matter. kiss my ass.
its called 'wakie'
Kek your arrogant attitude is just becoming boring now.
Please come up with something new to entertain us.
I live in a big city and am friends with a lot of standup comedians. I will tell you that you do not have to be even slightly funny to get up there and do standup. It's all a big circle jerk of inside jokes and people showing up because they feel obligated to support their friends. Anytime I show up it's because I feel like if I don't show up and give a few fake laughs, maybe no one will.
>implying it was a small little open mic and not a 100+ people crowd