ITT: pretend this is reddit fitness subreddit

*downvotes because I dont like to actually work for something*

Guys, I've been going to the gym for 3 years and today I finally hit the fantastic milestone of 155 lbs bench press. I couldn't have done it without all of you.

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

>DAE hate asking their wife's boyfriend to spot them?

>Who here caught the new Jason Blaha video? There were some real gems of advice in that one

>I'd have to say my physique is somewhere between Ziz and Brad Pitt in Fight Club, I've been lifting for about a year, not counting calories, and I weigh 230 at 5'11

This will never work. Everyone knows that you are genetically meant to be fat. Bigot

i would like to contribute but i can honestly say ive never been to a reddit page that didnt have the answer to the question i had just googled

anything for a fellow planeteer :---)

same

>makes progress

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Hey guys!

What did one beach say to the other beach?

[spoiler]Nothing! He WAVED![/spoiler]

lol

So how about?

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I mean you still need karma to

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And gold

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*you have been shadow banned from r/freethinkers for not laughing at everyone’s gay ass puns*

"Hey guys! I just lost 100 pounds after pure dedication and hard work. My wife said she'll only fuck Tyrone once a week now to reward me".

*Upvotes cuz bretty girl*

Too real

In all seriousness is nSuns legit if you have a homegym all to yourself?

I mean it’s true reddit is 10,000x more useful and informative than Jow Forums. But it comes at the cost of fun and freedom.

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I don't think you guys have ever been to reddit.

It used to be fun 10 years ago, maybe 5.
Now I'm just here out of habit.

Trust me when I say that's a good thing.

Yeah. I dislike reddit as much as the next guy but anons seem to think that it’s tumblr 2.0. Reddit is about creating hugboxes for every group.

>Nazi hugboxes
>SJW hugboxes
>Reifag hugboxes

It’s not like everyone is a hipster cuckold

Ahhhh a female lifter, tis a rare thing to see. Don't go to the gym at night, so many creepy guys out there. I'm James by the way. And don't worry, if anything I'll be the one drinking Onions while crying because I saw someone eating a roast beef sandwich on the subway

is this actually what the fitness community on reddit is like?? it cant be

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Just benched 135 for the first time! I know it's not much but after a year in the gym, it means a lot to me!

“so i was in the gym today, doing some assisted pullups (I only need to use 150lbs to help me now!) and there was this one guy wearing this stringer tank top that BARELY could be considered clothing, and short shorts, and was doing some absurd exercise with a barbell where he was bending over pulling those big round weights up to his body. He was grunting and breathing so heavily! Like, comon guy! like, yeah, he was huge, and very lean, you could like see pretty much every muscle in his body! it was DISGUSTING! like, doesnt he know that girls dont even like guys with big muscles?”

how would you know?

Guys, do onions actually boost test?
So I've been hearing a lot about lifters eating onions and drinking onion juice to boost their testosterone because of some minerals or something. Is this true and if so, what kinds of onions have the best benefits?
TL;DR Will onions make me strong?

Everyone knows redditors post progress pics from right to left. So this just makes sense

Eating chicken, rice, and broccoli for every meal is unhealthy!

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*actual positivity*
*unfunny humor*
*blogposts*

thats about it

What do my fellow

redditors

do

when their copy of

Richard Dawkin's

God Delusion

Gets thrown in the trash by chad

when I only left it on the rack to enlighten

the masses that follow that phoney "god"

any help/gold would be appreciated.

Edit: Thanks for the gold XxX_G0D_iS_FaKE_XxX

My bull is coming by tonight and I think I may just

Treat myself to some Chocolate flavored Onions

to celebrate.

He said reddit, not Jow Forums

Lost half a pound this month

Really proud of myself

:-)

edit: oh my gosh, thanks for the gold!!

2nd edit: 14 upvotes, thanks so much guys!!!

It is, you absolute retard.

Copy and Pasted this just now from r/fitness:
"Am I ready for Boring But Big":

I've been gaining for a year now, started off on PPL 6 days a week and have since been doing 5/3/1 mixed with PHUL as laid out in this thread:

(reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/4km0wg/phul_with_531_template_for_main_lifts/)

While I really like 5/3/1 I feel the accessories are a bit jumbled and I'm not making effective use of my time in the gym.

I want to move to BBB but i'm a bit concerned it's not right for me. For instance, my 1RM for Bench is 87.5kg - but 5x10 at 50% (42.5kg) would be so easy for me?

Stats:

Bench Press 87.5kg

Squat 105kg

Deadlift 130kg

OHP 52.5kg

Progress pics:

55kg: i.imgur.com/i8eitA9.jpg

70kg: i.imgur.com/phm3oJ0.jpg

i.imgur.com/KMDaHQv.jpg

Like many of us, my end goal is to get jacked and tanned. I felt really confident when I started to gain but now I feel just as shit as I did when I was 55kg.

no matter what website you pretend you're on, you're STILL a little faggot with shit lifts.

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how the hell can you lift for an entire year and still look like that??

Why does its face look like a rubber mask

I do it and honestly I've made the fastest strength gains on it than any other program. Eat like a motherfucker though because you'll seriously need the extra calories to recover from those workouts

Lost on the second post. Totally forget we were larping and was already fuming.

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A lot of reddit fitness posters have never done anything physical and are starting strength training before really even stressing their bodies. They wont get strong because theyve passed that learning period of althetic development. Its like teaching English to a child raised by wolves.

CICO is bullshit

Eh, i understand that's a pain for crowded gym, but nSuns is cool. If that can't improve my poverty bench i'll quit for real.

>unironically went to r/freethinkers

reddit is for sports news and thats basically it

Hey guys here’s my in-depth review of sheiko. I made great gains! Increased my squat from 275 to 315 in only 13 weeks!

>It is, you absolute retard.

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Hey guys I don't wanna get too big. I'm benching 95lbs, squatting 135 and deadlifting 185, is it time to stop?

Lmao this is a perfect example. Reddit Fitness is full of beginners and early intermediates who sperg out hugely over particulars of programming when what they really need is time, hard work, and to clean up their shit diets

Cause I used to go on there years ago? It's not like its an obscure website.

Saw some guy at the gym today with awful form. Is it looked down upon for me to go over there and correct him?

Fuck this is good.

>is ok with saying faggot on here but not plebbit cause you're scared of the the little pussy ass faggots gonna mob you of crying comments from their moral high horse

and r/milliondollarextreme

Kek

some actually good lifting subs on reddit

r/bodybuilding
r/powerlifting
r/LeanGains
r/advancedfitness

Lmao, made my day

Yeah bro. Girls don’t like big muscular guys.

Not really, but Reddit tends to be a sump for uninspired people who would have stories like that (not that I'm speaking from experience or anything...).

>he visits reddit for news
bro.

Thank you for reminding me I'm not gonna make it.

nsuns can go fuck itself and everyone that memes it

Is this normal on Reddit? Fucking hell.

>knowing what Reddit is like to this degree
What the fuck brehs

this but unironically.

kek

But this board is literally like the fitness subreddit.

>fat lesbian thot becomes skinny lesbian thot to attract a high quality beta male who she can divorce in 2 years and take half of his net worth and kill his dog
The true reddit love story

You clearly haven't been there. Brosciencelife has been banned there for his "dad bad is worse than ebola". There they actually try and make health the most important thing. Here it is entirely aesthetics/looksism at all costs.

That plus the 100 "just finished day 1 of {routine}, am I overtraining?". Bunch of fucking pussies

Never been to the fitness subreddit, but if you weren't on reddit for liberal tears on Nov 9, 2016 you missed out on some of the comfiest entertainment in history.

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>being on Reddit when you could be laughing it up on Jow Forums
This place has degenerated so much over the years. I miss the days when admitting that you browse Reddit always garnered insults. Now you faggots are the majority

>that 2015fag who didn't post regularly until spring 2017 and pretends he never visits reddit even though he is the mod of r/cuckoldry

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>that guy who projects on Jow Forums after being called out

>cutting your hair is progress

>that guy who exists

Eat more, lift more

Jow Forumsweightroom is the best imo

>Visiting reddit
what the fuck is wrong with you retards

reddit is only for the donald and hyperspecific porn.

Could you rephrase that so a retard like me can understand?

fuck, forgot we were larping and started typing up an angry response

Upvoted. Good luck brother, you deserve her.

*downvotes because liking bretty girl is sexist*
*fap to picture later anyways*

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Upvoted.
Good luck friend, you deserve her

My wife just left to the carnival with a good friend of mine. She said she wanted to improve their friendship. That's very considerate of her! I just did a couple reps with 15lbs dumb bells (5 more lbs than before!!1!) and now I'm chilling, eating cereal, and playing on my switch. Also, my onions opener came in the mail, pretty psyched about that! Pretty good day today. Also, do you guys recommend cardio on sundays?

Edit: Wowzers!! 2k upvotes!! I honestly don't know what to say, thx for gold!!1

Thread over, how can anyone compete...fucking hell for the moment i raged. top tier post.

lost

It's just another internet forum grandpa. It's only bad if you actually go there and give a fuck about it by
>caring about upvotes
>caring about your account
>caring about post history
don't do any of that shit. Make up a random name, semi shitpost for 3-6 months and then make a new account or get the other banned.

>went to reddit in order to check some fonts I had to use for some memes
>they all were useful and users were moderately kind and always helpful

It is quite strange that I am still here, yet here I am

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Sorry if posts like these are not allowed, first time on the chans. 'Tis a strange place.

>Make up a random name, semi shitpost for 3-6 months and then make a new account or get the other banned.
That sounds like you are actually caring about your account.

Na. Every now and then I may sprinkle in a bit about my real life and those faggots will go 6 years back in your account history to find out something about you. Also just general privacy concerns.