How fit do I need to be to fuck a nun?
How fit do I need to be to fuck a nun?
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not very, nuns are as slutty as any other women.
I thought they were forbidden from banging, or is that just priests?
enjoy hell op :)
you must go monkmode
both literal and implicit meanings
when you finally emerge as a fit, sexual butterfly your holiness will radiate, causing nuns to flock to you, ready to split their hymens on your monstrance
This is actually a sweet idea. Helps that i literally live on Nuns' Island beside montreal. Wish me luck
What? There's an island of nuns in Montreal? Also good luck!
t o p k e k
Why are the mods so fucking lazy deleting shit threads like this?
this
Calm down, choir boy!
Lol yeah they run a bunch of hospitals and rehabilitation centers, you too man great thinking outside the box lmao
Sorry white boy, but sit this one out.
Thanks man lol
I'll pray for you, cuckposter
>there are no black people on Jow Forums
Stay mad White boi
Nuns are all married to Jesus Christ. Seriously, they're all considered brides of Christ by the church. Technically they could have sex with Jesus but other than the gardener with the same name, Jesus doesn't come around very often. For a nun to have sex would require her to commit adultery, which of course is a sin.
Excellent, all the more admiral the goal then
Not that roleplay as cuckposters. That is exclusively a white thing.
Dude, if you cuck Jesus, things are going to get weird.
>technically they could have sex with jesus
No they fucking couldn't you faggot
>not wanting to fuck the only nun that matters
Imagine a bj from this bitch mmmm
>lifting to fuck this
>thinking you can cuck Jesus
Admirable, but mistaken.
sauce pls
Yes they could you troglodyte
dude thanks so much i havent listened to this album in years.
>cucking the Triune Godhead
Stop it user, my penis can only be so erect
>black
>people
nice meme, loser
>Cucking god himself
New life goal set.
In reality most nuns were whores,who converted.
You won't be breaking any hymen.
please sauce
fuck off, Jow Forums
Cool cosplay my nigga
based
fit Jesus
x2
will sauce if you reply "Jow Forums posters are majorly non-whites larping as Europeans"
nah cunt, already busted a nut from hentai
Based hentai fapper
why is this thread still up this isn't fitness related at all
Isn't it a known fact?