>*Starts lawnmower*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR*
NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S SATURDAY MORNING
>*Opens a can of Monster*
*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
DAD STOP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
>*Takes a sip*
*WHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
I WAS UP ALL NIGHT LIFTING DAD PLEASE
>*Gets lawnmower stuck on a rock*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRKKKKKKRRRTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRR*
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I don't know what the fuck you're trying to accomplish with this post, but I like it.
I look forward to waking my teenage children up at 8:00 to the sound of my lawnmower.
same here
But honestly I alsoI think he's 16 and an idiot
this
i'm pretty sure that your wife's sons won't let you get away with that
holy kek
holy shit this is fucking BASED
based annoying stepdad poster
next level boomer posting
>that 30 y/o boomer that posts boomer memes on the internet
Piggers are gonna ggo all the way this year
Play all three videos at once for peak boomer experience
Good job OP
I can't fucking deal with this level of boomerness
As well as pissing off your neighbours
holy shit listening to all 3 of these
Kek
I need.a name for this fine specimen of fertility
>that drawing
10/10
No Joke, my mom used to look almost exactly like this when I was a kid.
Same here bro
stop mowing the lawn
Is Enter Sandman a boomer song now?
Metallica is boomercore entirely.
>Boomcore
Kek
So you've got a mom fetish ?
>Jow Forums as a dad 10-15 years from now
Ana Cheri pretty sure.
I nearly did this Saturday
>I look forward to my teenage children waking up at 8:00 to mow the lawn
Fixed
protip:
>go to pharmacy
>buy earplugs (the soft squishy ones)
>stash them on your nightstand
>???
>profit
No boomer doing housework too early in the morning or party too late in the night will ever bother you again. Like seriously it has helped me so many fucking times i cant believe its not a common practice.
I've been sleeping with earplugs every night for the past 4 years or so...
not the same guy but i was going through old pictures today and my mom was a fucking qt back in the day
wouldusetimemachinetobangher/10 tbqh
now you have to tell why user, you cant just post that and leave it like that.
post pics or it didnt happen
Just live in a house where someone always seems to be up making noise. I got really used to the earplugs and now I can't sleep without them.
lmfao, this is the best boomer meme so far
opposite actually. I can't get turned on by really thick girls anymore because of it. I can only go hard for skinnier, smaller girls
turn that racket down
This is my life since I became a Neet a month ago. Fucking neighbor mows his lawn every single goddamn day
>enter sandman
hilarious choice user
leaf blowers should be banned
I'll be submitting your name to the Vatican for consideration for sainthood.
based
Look how fucking happy this guy is. He is living the life.
boomer wojak is just a cool fucking guy.
He looks even cooler in 3d
Get up and mow the lawn for your dad you lazy fuck.
Dads secretly love mowing the lawn (if they have a ride on) and will not let their sons cut their precious grass
kek
blessed thread
>playing these three vids at the same time
Metallica is literally comprised of 50 year old men
Anything past Master of Puppets is boomer as fuck
>dadrock tier
but I sleep on my side. What if it pushes them in too far and it hurts my ear? :(
Based.
what the fuck is wrong with you, were you sexually abused as a child or something or was your mother that shit of a parent that you have an incest fetish?
>tfw always had big yard and hated mowing the lawn
>dad always wanted me to but I would worm my way out of it
>wish I would have a few times now
Why?
Just to do something he wanted. Maybe he could look at the yard and be proud knowing his son mowed it, or brag to the neighbor about it. I'll never know now since he's dead.
Become the boomer now user
i know the feel user. I love coming home from uni just so i can mow the lawn and do yard work for the old man for a few weeks. Giving something back to the pops. He's getting old
B A S E D
>already got gibben milkies from THAT
your life has been one downhill slide
>I've been sleeping with earplugs every night for the past 4 years or so...
Enjoy the fungus. For added protection sleep with a fan on.
why the fuck would you stop using a washing machine, hot water, and a toilet aka indoor plumbing
that's just dumb
>
yea i'd rather not spend hours hand washing my clothes or shitting in an outhouse thx
>Lawnmower ASMR
what a time to be alive
Haha
2018
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T. Canuk
The fuck is up with the murderous koalas
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