ITT: We help the ladyboys get out of the cave

So is no one curious as to why the coach or scout leader took these young, nubile, femine boys miles into a dark, secluded, difficult-to-access cave? Really makes you think.

Obligatory portal solution

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they are also lithe

I really don't know why I see updates about this every day, it's mildly interesting but has zero relevance to America, especially with so much else going on.

because they are sexy

sex sells

I have no idea what is going on in this thread or what any of it is supposed to mean. It seemed straightforward at first but then people started saying weird shit and now I think there's something I'm missing.

theguardian.com/world/2018/jul/03/cave-rescue-in-thailand-how-the-nine-day-search-unfolded-timeline

>It's to distract about the fact that Putin and Trump are having a meeting on Monday.

>I have no idea what is going on in this thread or what any of it is supposed to mean. It seemed straightforward at first but then people started saying weird shit and now I think there's something I'm missing.
some little boys are trapped like 2 miles down a cave in thailand

vox.com/science-and-health/2018/7/5/17532464/thai-soccer-team-cave-rescue-diving-monsoon

What do they eat while trapped there

they survive off drinking eachother's cum

How did they even get down there?

Anyone remember the Chilean miners?

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Their football coach took them down there to have bum sex with them.

Scuba diving with a scared, retarded, young child in a dark cave is a great way to die.

Then just let them die.

I don't know if you can save them. Based on that image, 15 feet and 6 miles are the same distance. So space and time are warped here. You are pretty much fucked.

Pumps to drain the water. If not then scuba gear. Idk

>Pumps to drain the water. If not then scuba gear. Idk
good post

Monsoon season has just started and the cave is about to get flooded even more, and some areas are too narrow and blocked with mud for beginners to pass using scuba gear.

nigga just 360 and walk away lol

Knock them out with tranqs so they can't panic and kill the rescue workers, put the scuba gear on them, and push/pull them out.

how the fuq is this an original post?

nigga just 360 and walk away Iol

It's just that easy, think and you'll make it

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Eat bubbles to lengthen breath-holding

Imagine the smell down there

When I read coach I thought they meant coach as in a bus at first, like someone had driven the coach into the caves.

>Imagine the smell down there
it smells like little boy assnfeet

So what's the issue here? Why can't they just dive with a profession one by one?

it's several miles

wtf im going there now

Long, very narrow and murky water with zero visibility in places.

just pump the water out?

The only option is to keep flooding the cave so the air pockets come under greater pressure eventually fracturing the rock and blasting the younguns out al la gyeser!

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What if they farted their way out to blast the water away?

Heres part two.

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That could work too. Give em all tons of beans and let the flatulence fly! Once sufficient methane has been achieved light a match and skyward they would rocket!

I gotchu bee

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I think he's onto something. We should follow this train of thought more.

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Literally just throw a toilet into the water and keep flushing it until all the water is drained.

Freeze the water into ice, then drill a tunnel through the ice

FOLLOW THE ROPE AND DRAIN THE SWAMP

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Build a sleeve tunnel like a long sleeping bag through the meme water

Blow up the cave

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HITLER SAMA TO THE RESCUE

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This post radiates repulsive energy

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A while ago a Chilean entertainer said he was one of the 33 miners to get laid in America

it's the only way, really

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I've found a solution
youtube.com/watch?v=P_DVWoiRcbQ

Just pump the water out enough to make it easier to go through

*Teleports behind you*
Psssh, nothing personal, Cave.

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Pray to god to lower the water as a one time deal

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>not francium

DYEL BRAH?

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we don't want them dead

Make some airtight coffin-shaped things and drag the kids out with those.

Leave the adult down there for his stupidity.

I smash all the cute ones in then go swimming to get help the end

Drop a shitton of salt on the other side and wait for the water to go towards it, get it out, add more salt, get it out, add more salt and get it out until it's completely drained
There you go, I accept the ladybois as a reward

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wait so a coach took his kids 6 miles through a cave just randomly after football practice

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I guess this is normal in Thailand, he really wanted them ladybois eh?

I liked this idea when I first looked at it because it seemed like it was just going to flood the thing and kill them.

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Well the whole idea of increasing the pressure would just crush them anyway...

>having god lower the water level to save a few ladyboys
>not using that water-reduction deal for the ocean levels in 100 years

They already pumping but its raining more than they can pump. Also it supposedly takes experienced divers 6h to reach the group.

Step one is having a diver deliver some knives and a bunsen burner so they can just eat their retarded pedophile "coach" instead of starving to death.

Let divers deploy a tube in the cave and pum air into it.
At some point the pressure in the cave will push the water out enough to swim most of the distance safely and dive only a short distance.
It may fail, but definitely buys some time.

How did those fuckers even get to that point in the first place?

that much pressure would kill the people.

I guess they'll have to wait it out and cover the entrances with tarp then.

Just simply rotate bro

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> Deliver a giant 6-mile-long condom and some superglue.
> Secure the open end of the condom to the mouth of the cave where the ladyboys are
> Have them walk/push the tip of the condom through to the other side
> Rescuers pull it up the remaining 15 feet, tear the end open, and drop in a rope ladder.

I'm a master schemer

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how do you say toki wo tomare in thai

It's 15 foot why didn't he just swim it

don't worry bud global warming isn't real

The human body can take a lot of pressue, ans 15 ft of water aren't anywhere close to the limit.

I've detected a redditfag

Gases dissolve into water. If you have a submerged dome and it's wide enough, you can breathe indefinitely without accumulating too much carbon dioxide or running out of oxygen.

It was dry and then it wasn't.

How long is the under water part ?

It takes 5 hours to swim through the cave.

much like their nubile little bodies when coach was done with them

Why do neckbeards like that word so much?

why do hipsters like making shit up about "neckbeards" based on a sample size of, e.g., 2 Jow Forums posts?

Oh wait, I know why.
> they can be analytical and perceptive so we'll do it too!

Why can they not pump water out of the cave?

Is it there as a result of flooding or has the water table risen?

I see it on reddit all the time.

oh I'm sorry norm I meant to say lithe and supple

Im fuxkinf cryinf dude lmfaoooo

how the fuq is this an originaI post?

because they read it in their loli doujins