Hi everyone, quick question

Stop trying to ruin our fun faggot

That is a stellar idea. Wow.

Have you decided that living as a machine that serves other lifeforms is something you don't want to do? There's a lot of life that could benefit from you and your capabilities.
Just some food for thought. Do whatever you want, I hope you know if its what you really want or not.

boring fuck

If you blow your head off, you're no better than this furfag

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>Suffer slowly
Even if you don't drop hang you're knocked out within 15 seconds. Die after 15 minutes. Feel literally nothing for 14:45 mins then you die.

>drowning
I don't think there was a video of someone drowning IRL 1nd for real

But how does he protect the data

We recently had a shotgun to face. Jump off a building head first. Or hang if you're too scared.

>our fun
You pathetic, sick fucks

>moral faggoting
fcking faggot normie, go away

jumping seems to win, where are you gonna stream OP?

Before you do it, find a small girl or something and kidnap her off the streets then livestream the rape and murder-suicide.

>normie
the only FAILED normaloids are you, apparently trying so hard to be edgy you'd tell the faggot to do it
also "moralfag" and "normie" don't kiss but that's the peak of awareness you idiots have, parroting and regurgitating the same buzzwords "muh normie roastie" etc.

Shot gun to the head. How the fuck will any of the options you put be live-streamed effectively?

the jumping off the roof part is easy: put up 2 streams, one cam is at the bottom where he will land, the other is his phone which is films himself with as he jumps

If you've reached the point of accepting that you'll kill yourself, you've got nothing to lose. Why don't you sell everything and sneak on a boat or go rob a bank in Japan or something? Do some crazy adventure and maybe you'll find a way to be happy.

>Why don't you sell everything and sneak on a boat or go rob a bank in Japan or something?
Why do normalfag suggest the most boring things in the book? Just accept the fact that some people will never bother trying those things even when they're gonna die.
>rob a bank in Japan
Just because you're gonna die doesn't mean you lose all conscience and start commiting crime.

t. someone who has never been suicidal. Prob meme depression at most. Normie scum

How many video games are there left to be played? How much anime is there left to be watch? Why don't you choose to enjoy those things instead of taking your own life?

Whatever kills you quickest and gives the least pain OP

All the other stuff is really popular and have been live streamed already. The only choice is electrocution.
Gl, will never forget.

I like seeing drowned bodies.

>im planning
Time and date?

DO IT FAGGOT
it's been a while since i said that one

Where will it be streamed?

Whoa, it's all over the ceiling...

i'm still wondering how the fuck did he not break that window?

The sheer amount of edgy kids itt
You know you have to be over 18 to post, right?

this is so sad.

OP, please dont. Please.

Livestream via your phone and take it with you as you jump. Would be a unique and radical way to go my man. Also be sure to yell at us while youre falling. Give us your last thoughts as the ground gets closer and closer.

Shotgun to the head. If you are going to livestream your death you want to focus on entertainment and suffering, maximizing the former and minimizing the latter. Something like hanging for example isn't that shocking to watch, while electrocution or jumping off a building are, however have room for error and result in a pretty horrifying experience as/just before you die. With a shotgun to the head it is just a click and your brain is gone.

Please dont do it robot.

This life is worth it
Start all over like don draper

Neither should be an an option. Rei is about as fun as a paper bag and Asuka is a bitch.

Kill yourself slowly with speedrunning.

This. Faggots who suggest "lol just sell everything and start over" miss the core reasons why people kill themselves. Oh yes, rob a bank that will be fun, get arrested and go to prison, be put in solitary when they find out you are suicidal what great fun and adventure.

please just dont do it

Get a life loser. Hoping your mom is bangig someone the moment you kill yourself

this.
i'm literally shaking. This can't happen to OP

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I'd hang myself on a 28 story building with a rope just long/strong enough to put my body in front of the doors

jump you faggot bait

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Just letting you know that you wouldn't hang, your head would pop off

I'd also secure my body to a harness so that once my head popped off my corpse would bounce on a bungee cord
I would also be wearing something ridiculous

user why do you want to kill yourself?

I'd really say don't but if had to say do the building thing. It's the least painful since you'll lose consciousness midfall. You still don't have to do this OP.

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FUCK OFF RETARD YOU'RE JUST GOING TO BRING MORE ATTENTION TO THIS PLACE FUCKING GO AWAY

>all this moralfags in this thread

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Why? He'll be dead anyway, why not experience something so few people ever experienced? Like burning alive?

You're not going do it. Stop attention seeking. I voted the building so you better be gliding through the sky in the near future.

>you'll lose consciousness midfall

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Now I'm interested...why do you think OP would fall unconscious mid fall?

Don't kill yourself try praying origono

>all these faggots voting for jump
go out with a bang you dumb nigger

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Yeah because no one has ever survived skydiving

You know, I've never seen a video of someone killing themselves. I wonder who uploaded it after the fact? Where did he upload it? That was awful to see. I feel bad now but I'm left with questions.

tie a belt tightly around your neck, tie cinder blocks to both of your feet and then jump off the building and shoot yourself with a taser gun before you fall into a deep pool you put at the bottom of the fall.

>can only pick one option
Shit poll, you deserve to die.

All the Eva girls are absolute garbage so it doesn't matter which one is best. It's like being the king of Shit Mountain.

About that drowning option: Do you have a waterproof camera that is able to live stream? Cuz otherwise we aren't gonna see much. Same for jumping. The camera would be far away or on your head. In both cases we can't really see the body. Also, why is suicide by train not an option for you?

Since you're definitely not gonna do it , I've got a great method.
>make about 50 pounds of tannerite and strap it to your body, strap 10 pounds onto your head
>live stream jumping off a building with one camera on the side of your head and one on the ground
>shoot yourself halfway to the ground

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I prefer the long way of death by old age

Everything besides jumping and a shotgun to the head sucks. I voted for the shotgun because while jumping can be "weeeeeeeeeeee" central for a couple seconds you might live.

Streamsnipe ice Poseidon and do it on his stream

That is the only really answer

he livestreamed it and people recorded it

I've been suicidal also, and I know in modern times life is not valued as much by many, but a life is not worth wasting life this.

can i make a custom request to add to the list?

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you can livestream from a gopro if you have a phone on you
people would just need to record it

>/x/ here

god speed brother. The afterlife is way better then this holographic hell. Hopefully you'll get a good reincarnation in the next life.

Where will you be streaming this that is doesn't get shut down?

user where will you stream this?

Not him but you usually die of a heart attack before your body can hit the ground.
Your body cannot process all the cold air, and the adrenaline and fear puts you into cardiac arrest.

OP pls update, or have you pussyed out?

OP where originally are you

Usually I'd say don't do it, and usually I hate saying OP is fag. However, if you don't do it, you'll have wasted everyone's time and proven that you're an attention-whoring fag who just wants to feel important. We all want to feel appreciated, but pulling stunts like staging suicide is the shittiest LARPer thing you could do.

Ain't every day you get a 28 story building. I wonder how many seconds it'd take to reach the bottom.

cont.
On the flip side, if you aren't lying then at least you can amuse a few thousand cunts and possibly make a local newspaper article.

Based moralfags ruining the thread

Hanging is the best, it's a nice and slow death and I like seeing the life being sucked out of your body.

JUMPING OUT THE WIN DOW
AND LETTING EVERYTHING GO
LETTING EVERYTHING GO

Go to the Middle East and shoot terrorists so your life has meaning for once, you stupid goy

>shutting down this website again for like 2 days
noo dont do ittt

He'll probably be less effective than a drone strike, but at least it won't cost me in taxes.

Oh wowee a canned generic link, you totally convinced him, what a hero!!!!!

Oh, u don goofed naw boi.

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death by chainsmoking

Nah it's been done already

What would that be?

origami

Dont fucking do it, I dont want the site to go down again