Trying to socialize

I'm literally holding a lighter by a pile of fireworks. I don't think I could have talked my way out of it

So first of all, google returns "airsoft gun" when searching your pic. So that's interesting.

But second of all, it is incredible that a cop was close enough to you that he could swoop in that fast. Can you explain that?

Second of all, you also are able to write the judge or contact the court or something to discuss the ticket. You should easily (facebook messages/friends, phone records, diary or whatever, Printout of online history showing you online for 12 hours a day, etc,) be able to prove that you don't know any of them well enough to have brought and shot illegal fireworkds off at, or even to have gone over to partied with without your roomate.

No, my roommate is pretty cool. He wouldn't do that to me

contact landlord and see if you can get an extension. explain your debacle as vaguely as possible. pay off this shit but keep all the receipts.
Decide whether you want to pull their asses into small claims court if they aren't going to pool some money together to pay it. You have some really shit friends by the way. I agree with the user who said they used you as a fall guy.

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This must be another user trolling, cause if it's OP, I hope you somehow get criminal charges too you 10 IQ fuck.

Can't you tell the court that? Are you sure they wouldn't be able to make a payment plan for you? Also 2000! That's ridiculous! Get a lawyer thats the only option you have.

This. Print all your chat out, use it as some form of evidence that you did not own those fireworks.

>if you don't think everyone is trying to fuck you over, you must be a troll!

Kill yourself you cynical fuck

Also possession of dangerous fireworks is totally subjective. Get a lawyer.

>trying to socialize
that moment, you know, you fucked up

ayyyyyy heyyyoooooohhhh!!!! got eeeem

Good goy. Pay a lawyer $5000 to get you off a $2000 fine

Were you the only one lighting the fireworks? If so then he fucked you over. Seriously he won't help out?

>trying to fuck you over
Ok, maybe not.
>willing to throw you under the bus to save their ass
Of course you fucking sheltered retard.

small claims lawyers don't cost that much. $800 can get you a decent one. You're not trying to hire Johnnie Cochran.

Oh yeah you were probably fucked then. Maybe if you smoked cigarettes you could've used that as an excuse but they'd still probably convict you without concrete evidence like a recording or proof you'd bought them.

Retard. You always get a lawyer whenever you go to court I'd get one when talking to the police. Chances are it'll only cost a few hundred dollars and it might save him thousands.

A girl at the party was going to light them but she got scared and asked me to do it so I couldn't turn her down and look like a beta. But my roommate said he'd spot me some of the money

>$2000 dollars for lighting a fucking firework
OP has a killdozer in his future.

Yeah, also this. If you go into court with most first time anythings you can get at least 60% taken off if you're not a dickhead.

I'd wager that it's a better life than an optimist.

I'd bet money it's a categorization based on ounces as "dangerous" is a term used to describe other things in law with the same metric.

Officially declaring to no bait line here boys, sorry everyone below.

Brazil here. I thought America was the land of the free. Why can't you use fireworks?

$2000 for launching a mortar that could have started multiple fires and even hurt people.
Have you ever shot a mortar off before?

Well you got an in with the girl at least. Depending how stupid the others guys you can always blackmail them into giving some money. Just make up that you have evidence on them.

> Can I sue them?

Lmao

Fucking Amerilards.

Uhhh, yeah. You are seriously over exaggerating the danger of them unless you're an absolute retard.

If they're so worried about fires why don't they ban gasoline, matches, cigarettes, and everything else that's flammable?

Meh, being able to shoot mortars is the cost of freedom. I see average slobs shoot them off quite often at the 4th.

There will always be the idiot that lights the tube on top of his head and gets a skull fracture, or lighting a bare fucking shell - but Darwin looks to those fools.

Because those arn't responsible for as many/they weren't targeted for whatever reason/no one cared about them, etc. etc. etc. pretty fucking stupid question, bud.

But why were you the only one lighting them? Shouldn't they want to take turns or something?

Land of the free, home of the brave. Hope your neetbux will cover your fine, burgerfriend.

I bet the judge would even believe him if he dressed nice and told him that the other guys through him in front of the bus. Unless he gets a real hard ass.

>Shooting a mortar in a residential area
>Not retarded

Because you aren't shooting those up into the air and letting them fall all over the place.

If you live under the rule of a state you do not have freedom.

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>neetbux
Too bad about it being a fine, or else OP could probably get some kind of legal aid to fight it if a qualified neetbuck recipient. Maybe wait until they put a warrant out, then get pro bono quash.

Report your so-called friends to the police for perjury.

OP's mistake was trusting normalfaggots.
Only trust nerds. Even liberal memetic Redditors are better than normalfags.

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Land of freedom, huh.

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Funny story,
> 2 buddies and me, car guy.
>Drive across state line to pick up the "good stuff".
> bring it back to a friends house
> big back porch overlooking forest
> Gonna wait till dark to light them all but one wouldn't hurt
> open pack
>place in tube
> light,
>lean away
>BOOM
>We all look up to watch it
>I am the first to hear that the hissing has not stopped after the boom
>Look down
>Tray of 12 additional mortars now smoking
>Shout something, I do not remember what
>Time literally slowed down
> Saw friend on the right react immediately after and start to move
>Saw friend on the left hesitate for a moment too long
>I am around the near corner first,
> Faaaa-
> Right friend just manages to skirt corner
>-BO
> Left friend is pelted with all manner of detribis from the table and exploding shells but makes it around the corner
>-OOOMMM
>pretty good light show if I'm being honest. Didn't cause a ton of damage to any of the siding or floor either, surprisingly. And it was one of those black mesh cast iron tables, so all good!
> both friends were fine, one was a tiny bit bloody from the shrapnel and all were a bit deaf, but otherwise great.

Good times.

At least you can throw a helluva Jap "peace sign" after the mortar blows up.

>peeeesu

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You should've ran you fucking dumbass.
Never talk to police.

Also consider going to the bank/credit card company so that they can follow the money trail. If you don't have any purchases from "Fireworks Co." or have recently withdrawn enough money to be able to cover the cost of the fireworks in cash, how in the hell could you end up with a pile of fireworks?

Ex. Total cost of fireworks: $500
No withdraws around $500 (either individually or cumulatively within a reasonable amount of time) or payments of relative size to anywhere that sells fireworks = not plausible that you bought them.

Dude your friend literally did just fuck you over