Put music on shuffle

>Put music on shuffle

>The fifth song is what you have to sing in front of a televised audience
>MILLIONS will be watching

How fucked are you?

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>Umbrella by Rihanna
Not bad, it's actually my class song at uni

It was a 2 hour long racist podcast

Hold Back the Rain by Duran Duran
AND IF THE FIRES BURN OUT THERE'S ONLY FIRE TO BLAME!!!
>tfw when I'm good brother

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>Chandelier by Versailles
I would be 100% fucked because I can't speak Japanese.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE
EVERYBODY IN THE CAR, SO COME ON LET'S RIDE
TO THE LIQUOR STORE AROUND THE CORNER
THE BOYS SAY THEY WANT SOME GIN AND JUICE, BUT I REALLY DON'T WANNA
BEER BUST, LIKE I HAD LAST WEEK
I MUST STAY DEEP, CAUSE TALK IS CHEAP
I LIKE ANGELA, PAMELA, SANDRA AND RITA
AND AS I CONTINUE YOU KNOW THEY'RE GETTING SWEETER
SO WHAT CAN I DO? I REALLY BEG YOU, MY LORD
TO ME FLIRTING IS JUST LIKE A SPORT
ANYTHING FLY, IT'S ALL GOOD LET ME DUMP IT
PLEASE SET IN THE TRUMPET

A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE
A LITTLE BIT OF ERICA BY MY SIDE
A LITTLE BIT OF RITA IS ALL I NEED
A LITTLE BIT OF TINA IS WHAT I SEE
A LITTLE BIT OF SANDRA IN THE SUN
A LITTLE BIT OF MARY ALL NIGHT LONG
A LITTLE BIT OF JESSICA HERE I AM
A LITTLE BIT OF YOU MAKES ME YOUR MAN

Hatred is my life

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iKv3AePn2A0

Some carpenter brut
It's ok i guess

Andrew Jackson Jihad - Mental Health waltz.

They are in for something very depressing.

Boring by blink-182

That'd suck.

>Parkway Drive - Atlas

At least I'm not singing

pixies- wave of mutilation
i'm happy with this

youtube.com/watch?v=xw3DfNB3XfY

Simple lyrics, comfortable singing pace. I would be able to perform sufficiently, and well.

people still have playlists? well if it was out of my most played songs, it would probably be something knife party. lmao that would be awesome

youtube.com/watch?v=11mYrDIDDHE
I can play it on drums, does that count?

>Disclosure jaded
YOUR WORRDDSS GIVE UUUU AWAAAYYYYYY

A fucking Offspring song I only pirated because I imagined having it open a TV show. It would be cringy, but I used to sing this type of music in high school so I feel like it'll be over soon enough.

>my bloody valentine - soon
am fucked bois

DAD'S GONNA KILL ME
THE DAAAADS GONNA KILL ME
17 MUZZLE MONKIES STANDIN IN A ROW
STANDING WAITING FOR THE SANDBOX TO BLOW
SITTING TARGETS ON A WILD WEST SHOW,
NOBODY LOVES ME HERE, NOBODY NEEDS ME HERE
DAAAADS GONNA KILL ME

DONT YOU
FORGET ABOUT MEEE
DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT

The pillows paper triangle. It's instrumental eat my cock normies

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NAZIS FORCED THEIR RULE ON POLAND
1939 AND THE ALLIES TURNED AWAY

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You can shuffle the whole library dildo

Forgot I had communist songs in my playlist. Time to remove them.

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Ez

Orygi

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>Fell on Black Days, Soundgarden
Me singing that would end up on cringe compilation

It's an incredibly popular piece of music.

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Gorillaz or Modest mouse depending on if you count the current song it's on. I'd be fine, even if I don't know all the words. I enjoy karaoke and am comfortable in my own skin. I already know I'm bad at singing.

Nobody better diss the king of 90s mambo or I will fight them.

AND SO I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE
AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH
AND I SCREAM TO THE TOP OF MY LUNGS "WHAT'S GOING ON?"

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The mountain- Three days grace, I'm fucked even though I know all the lyrics, I'm talentless

>Even Flow by Pearl Jam
It's one of my mom's favorites, so I'd get points for that at least. Not a great singer, but I'm pretty comfortable with that fact.

The darkest of night falls around my soul
And the hunter within loses control
Gotta let it out, gotta let it out
Gotta let it out, gotta let it out
This demon inside has a hold of me
Clenching its power, trying to break free
Gotta let it out, gotta let it out
Gotta let it out, gotta let it out

>Implying it's not just on repeat

>Face down-red jumpsuit apparatus
I honestly dont know

>still listening to music
>implying I don't prefer quiet over more pointless background noise
Normalfags or underages, the lot of you.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=Pnua0NO0McM
Can I just kill myself instead?

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>his anxiety isn't so bad that quiet time wont lead to shame spirals and amplify depression
Get a load of this normo laffin rn lad

Maki is a bitch. Honoka is best girl.

TOWER OF BAABEL
SWAAAAAHILI

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youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA
I think I have the voice for it
t. baritone

youtu.be/RuFQEKT0JZc
i dont even have to sing anything

>Nocturnal Me by Ghost
NotTooBad.jpg

>scott walker - if you go away
i can manage that i guess

IM A GORILLA IN THE FUCKIN COUPE FINNA PULL UP TO THE ZOO

good thing no one watches tv anymore

satyricon - black lava

>She's Mine by Alex Cameron
youtu.be/dHBCMLrW-l4
If the ghoul can do it I can too

youtube.com/watch?v=p6jVxks8M4A
should be easy, a pop song from the 60s isn't much. I used to sing stuff like this to roasties in middle school.

Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel

Not fucked at all, I know all the lyrics
My voice though

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With pleasure

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>class song
normie

Op SPECIFICALLY said sing, you stupid cunt no drums dont count. Fuck you

March of the Caterpillar by Rx Bandits
I was fucked since the start.

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Guaranteed qts for this user in the future if not already nonvirgin in which case I'd have to tell you to leave in the most amicable way possible

Darude-Sandstorm
Saved

Did it with my happy energy anime playlist and I got this

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How do you guys afford your music?

>music with lyrics
normalfaggots ITT

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Well salt my asshole it's a 5 hour podcast by Dan Carlin on the downfall of the Roman Republic. That's exceedingly unfortunate for me.

The 5th actual song is Pretty When it's New by Merle Haggard. He's an old school country singer and there's songs of his preloaded in my phone, so that's strange.

His "singing" style is very much like talking with slight tonal variation so it's an easy sing to sing. Easy peasy.

Give me some more of those warm little beasts, I'm so fond of

Beautiful by Christina Aguilera. Not too bad.

>buying music
>any year where the internet exists

So you steal music?

Yes, I copy 1s and 0s and that magically removes those 1s and 0s from another person.

install nicotine+

HAHAHA I got Screenwriter's Blues by Soul Coughing.

SPOKEN WORD FTW BABY

>Well salt my asshole it's a 5 hour podcast by Dan Carlin on the downfall of the Roman Republic.

LINK REQUIRED, MOTHERFUCKING NIGGERFAG

>"I Can See Clearly Now" by Jimmy Cliff
It's gonna be daijobu

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no vocals ambient, eat my dick nigger

>Shake That (ft. Nate Dogg) - Eminem
i got this

I think I might be good

I forgot the image hehehe

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Not even upset. I love this song.

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What podcast
Oregonootalln

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE
EVERYBODY IN THE CAR, SO COME ON LET'S DIE
TO THE LIQUOR STORE AROUND THE CORNER
THE BOYS SAY THEY WANT SOME GIN AND JUICE, BUT I REALLY DON'T WANNA
BEER BUST, LIKE I HAD LAST WEEK
I MUST STAY DEEP, CAUSE TALK IS CHEAP
I LIKE MONIKA, MONIKA, MONIKA AND MONIKA
AND AS I CONTINUE YOU KNOW THEY'RE GETTING SWEETER
SO WHAT CAN I DO? I REALLY BEG YOU, MY LORD
TO ME FLIRTING IS JUST LIKE A SPORT
ANYTHING FLY, IT'S ALL GOOD LET ME DUMP IT
PLEASE SET IN THE TRUMPET

A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE
A LITTLE BIT OF MONIKA BY MY SIDE
A LITTLE BIT OF MONIKA IS ALL I NEED
A LITTLE BIT OF MONIKA IS WHAT I SEE
A LITTLE BIT OF MONIKA IN THE SUN
A LITTLE BIT OF MONIKA ALL NIGHT LONG
A LITTLE BIT OF MONIKA HERE I AM
A LITTLE BIT OF YOU MAKES ME YOUR MAN

ftfy

Why is a nip band named after a French city

Most of the music I listen to is techno/trance/assorted electronic with little or no lyrics. I don't listen to music much anyways when I'm not waking up or daydreaming.

>Olivia Hye - Egoist
uh oh

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I'll be fine

Imagine singing this then blowing your brains out on stage

i got ode to viceroy by mac demarco
not bad

>Act Appalled- Circa Survive
piece o' cake :)

Because J rock frequently has Renaissance elements and fashion in its wide variety of bands, among countless other things

>tfw I still have this saved from that phase in my life
Well...fuck

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very fucked
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Not even a challenge, rolling again

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>this charming man-the smiths
Fuk yeh

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i dont think i have the physical constitution to perform this

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>get on stage
>"uhhhhhhhhhh, hello e-everybody, I-I'm user!"
>"tonight, I'll be singing for you!"
>*launches into his first verse despite the music not playing*
>*realizes this and literally stops to wait for a good 20 seconds*
>*fumbles the lyrics because of the first fuck up and ends up crooning 'uhhh-ooooohhhhhhhh"*
>runs off of the stage in tears to a chorus of boos

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Ugh boring, alright. Wanted a challenge, not a song that I can't miss a bite

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>Duuhhh what's streaming

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>Youve Seen The Butcher - Deftones
>can play music and am okay at singing
Im bout to get laid boys.

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I mean, if i can read the lyrics (i don't know the entire song), and maybe have someone with me to sing the second voice, i think i would be ok, not great, but ok.

>millions
i hope its in russia because the song is in russian
i hope theyre gay men because im a man singing a girly song
>these two things are incompatible

Nikto ne znaet, kak yeyo zovut,
Nikto ne videl, kak ona smeyotsa.
Zakutavshis' v zelyonuyu listvu,
Ona puglivo pryachetsa ot solnca...

V glazah yeyo takaya pechal'
I okean nesbyvshihsa zhelaniy.
A ryadom s neyu leto nevznachay
Usnulo na raspravlennom divane.

Yey proshhe byt' nevidimkoy!
Podumaesh', mir ne zametit slyoz.
Komu-to pust' glupo i diko,
A vot dlya neyo eto vsyo vser'yoz,
Otvet na glavnyy vopros.

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Not sure what i was expecting really.. haha

Andrew Jackson Jihad-kokopelli face tattoo

I'm completely fucked

I only listen to instrumental music, so I am 100% fine

youtu.be/6DIZ7gClOqg

Roasties will relate to it atleast

Ween-Spiral Meningitis Got Me Down

The Lion From the North by Sabaton. Luckily, I'm not bad at Sabaton vocals.