Suicide thread. All thoughts and discussions pertaining to suicide go here. In honour of Shuaiby, forever my hero...

Ive personally always thought suicide was only for trannys and vets that have no life outside their military service.

I dont even want to kill myself, am I dangerously depressed? Yes, but Killing myself solves nothing, I have drive and passion but it does feel like torture at times.

rate my plan

>get helium
>get duct tape
>get a plastic bag
>off i go

A plastic bag would be enough, desu, and less gimmicky too. Just make sure they don't break easily, and use multiple ones. Although i still recommend jumping off a very tall building.

i atleast don't wanna make a scene when i go out or atleast minimize it

nice idea about multiple ones didn't consider it could break

It probably will, seeing as how you'll probably change your mind about offing yourself later. Also don't worry about the mess, jumping from high enough is pretty painless for you, and unless you land on someone i don't think the red stain meme is true

Rule of thumb, desu, if you don't wanna make a mess, you still have the human decency to not kill yourself and try to work your problems out.

Has anyone here even gotten to the point where you made up real plans to kill yourself? No matter how shitty of a situation I was in the thought of deiing just shocks me back into living again. Guess I won't stop until I've gone through every method.of surival.

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Me I might go the helium route, but If Im going I might as well go looking good I like the idea of hanging but I don't want to be found with a purple head like that one jap guy had in the Logan Paul video
> be me
> want to end it, but dont want to look like a depressed loser passed out from some damn party balloon tank with a wrinkled plastic bag
>time for a solution.jpg
> always wanted to be a pilot, specifically one from WWII in the european front
> Buy Bomber oxygen mask, Period correct flight-suit with bomber jacket, mae west,flack vest, gloves, goggles etc
> hook up mask to helium tank
> play army air corp theme on record player and slowly pass on

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This was a hoax as far as anyone can tell, theres no evidence of this happening. Encyclopedia Dramatica is satire. He was just depressed and had family drama.

Maybe she shouldn't have been such a shit parent

He was depressed and didnt want to be a wagecuck.

Sounds like he was very emotionally fragile desu.

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>Raising your kids to be emotionally fragile
I rest my case

I agree with this assessment desu.

>blaming everything on parents
Aren't people responsible for their own actions? You can't just keep passing the blame.

What kind of a fucking name is that

>Why did he do that though?

because he was...wait for it............a coward.

>Listening to her 911 call was so depressing.

I wonder if his sister ever saw him naked.

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Nice try reiko but we all know the truth.

>has drive and passion
>doesn't want to die
>hurr durr i am dangerously depressed xD!

Fuck off. If you're not a teenage girl on your period then you are so pathetic. I actually recommend you end it desu

>bust my ass for years
>life now perfect in every way
>money, live out of home, relationship, etc.
>still wanna die erry day

Thinking about just packing up all my shit then driving to a nice view somewhere and exit bagging out.

Anyone know this feel?

>Killing myself solves nothing
It literally solves everything.

how does it solve everything? if there's an afterlife you are fucked. if everything just goes black and you no longer exist, then whatever. if everything goes black but you retain your consciousness then you are trapped in some sort of hell world limbo until .. whatever you can do gets you out of there. if anything.

>if there's an afterlife you are fucked
pic related
>if everything just goes black and you no longer exist, then whatever
Problem solved.
>if everything goes black but you retain your consciousness then you are trapped in some sort of hell world limbo until .. whatever you can do gets you out of there.
Pic related.

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None of these pussies have. Most of the people on here are teenagers. It's all just RP, when push comes to shove they'll realise they have a lot to live for and stop larping like children

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This gag is running old. Post evidence or stfu.

When I finally decide to get to it, I was gonna go on the edge of town and wait for a train to come decapitate me. Then when I went to go take a look around I saw some old people walking around the area, I feel kinda weird about having some old man find some headless faggot laying not so far outside town but when I feel the need to do it I probably won't care.

It was actually Shuaib. He added the cutesy suffix.

Read, loser
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>Raise kid to be a pussy
>Why is my kid a pussy?

What the actual hell?? gfjf

It was fucking fake
And gay

>if there's an afterlife you are fucked
Only under specific religions which have an unknowable chance of being wrong. For all we know everyone who doesn't commit suicide could go to hell.

>if everything just goes black and you no longer exist, then whatever
Then your problems no longer exist

>if everything goes black but you retain your consciousness then you are trapped in some sort of hell world limbo until
And what if you go to heaven despite or because you committed suicide. There is no inherent reason to think a specific religion is correct and Hinduism for example has no issues with suicide if you have no societal obligations to uphold. If you are a grown man with no wife or kids you can jump off a bridge if your life is shit.

I know I said it last year, but I'm seriously going to fucking blow my brains outs by the end of this year if things don't go as planned.

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no way fag lol

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It wasnt fake. Did you watch it?

I'm in love with a dead man. He's one of the cutest boys I've seen.

And his beautiful little voice. Rarely i get infatuated but of course it has to happen with someone over the internet and especially someone who's already dead. It hurts. I would have looked after him so well.

If only I could have asked him for a last dance before he went. :(

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Get the fuck out! If he were still alive, you would not be interested. This is a real sick derangement that you have. s m h

No, he is actually totally my type. He is everything that I'm looking for.

Goddamn, this place truly is dead. It's take to take a break again, looks like teenagers took over.

Link?
Ravioli ravioli make my post originoli

I have an infatuation as well. I realize its morbid, but I cant shake it off. At first I thought it would go away after a month or so, but nope. Still think about him frequently.

There is a copy on bitchute. Fair warning, it will ruin your week, or at least your next day.

don't commits suicide, there may not be a reason to live but that's because you have to find one, if you feel empty and lifeless travel the world to find something that fills you up, were all here for 100 years or so, make the best of it with what you love instead of ending all your opportunities early, suicide is for autistic faggots who cant open their curtains to see the sun without mommy, go out there and find what makes you you

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Ah warms my heart to hear. Stuff like this makes me want to kill myself more knowing I might traumatize the people I hate.

That wasn't a link user.
bitchute.com/video/0hyaW4760guk/

Because life sucks and nonexistence is the only escape.

Gotta reach enlightenment and escape the cycle of suffering.

It was always teenagers.

I'm at the end of my rope robots. I've had such a shit life and I want it to end. I've been cheated out of my youth through no fault of my own. I'm going to make an exit bag and leave it all. Goodbye friends

Just because you didn't have a youth doesn't mean you can't have a future.

>30
>Broke
>Manager at Walmart
>No education
>Kissless handholdless Virgin
There are plenty of people with no future user

Not the way it is currently, this board is just a facebook extension now

Good Iuck user, hope you find peace. This life isn't worth living

If you hate walmart you can try to get another job. I used to work at walmart. It was the most depressing thing I've ever done. I now work at a library and couldn't be more satisfied with my life.

not him but where are some not depressing jobs at? any tipz?

He looks like the kind of guy I would have ignored in HS while moping over chad, but could eventually picture ended up married to years later.

Sorry I took a shower.

That definition depends on the person, but here are a few guidelines.

-Not stressful
-fufilling
-stable hours (Something that makes walmart suck)
-decent pay (there was a psychological study saying that 70,000 was thhe optimal paygrade for happiness, but if you don't get that much it's okay)
-decent vacation.

I think government jobs aren't terrible. Try to not get something that is soul draining, and if you can get up and walk around that's good too.

Ultimately I want to be a history teacher. Here in California it makes 73,000 on average, there's very long vacation times, there's good demand, it's fufilling, and I love history and teaching it. But that's me so I'm sure preferences change with different people.

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>who took the path that I will soon follow.
pls livestream when u kys

Not him but this is great advice user.

you faggots should fuck right off with this Reiko bullshit. It's been confirmed 1000 times over that Reiko had nothing to do with Shuaiby. The first mentions of Reiko on this board were AFTER Shuaiby killed himself as well.

Yo I'm just incredibly bored of life. I've always had a feeling that I've been alive too long. Anyone relate?

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How old are you? origino

this. blaming somebody forever is gonna get you nowhere. that's why you're here.

I may finally set myself free in a couple of weeks either through a head on collision or decapitation

He fell for the teen depression meme and had access to a firearm

Free from what?

original

jesus christ look at how misaligned her waistand her hips are what the fuck

I could go all edgy and say from the burden of life but ..
Lets see what the next life has to offer!

There is no next life.

To be freed of a burden, you have to be able to feel relief. You can't do that if you're no longer able to feel relief.

stop posting the fake

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Please don't do it. Never do it, there's always a way.

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Yeah, even since I was a kid I didn't want life, just got along, or was actively unhappy. Diagnosed schizoid (+like 4 mental illnesses not relevant) rn I've just decided to... be as much of a schizoid as I want. Living NEET life and I feel better than ever. But I do nothing "of value" just play vidya. And I'm gonna be honest it does feel like I'm wasting my youth but anytime I try to partake in the things that other people value I get nothing out of them. Entirely ghey.

my bday is today and I am really thinking about offing myself with my pistol

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I want to believe that the second you die you feel something. Which might be relief