What's with the whole dad bod praise?

What's with the whole dad bod praise?

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>listening to what women say

Watch what they do.

>Jow Forums loves fat chicks
>ITS HIGH TEST BRO! IT MAKES SENSE!

>women love fat men
>WTF! I WORKED SO HARD ON MY BODY THOUGH ;_;

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so women can spot the beta schmucks they can use for resources

Go ahead and acquire this body, I don't give a shit, but stop polluting this board it's already bad as it is.

>nearly 80% say they'd be proud to have a husband with a dadbod

>nearly 80% have husbands who are disgusting fatasses and anything would be an improvement

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I just assumed that girls that want a dad bod haven't actually had sex with someone with a dad bod

>planet fitness encouraging lack of fitness

what world do we live in? what kind of business go against something they are trying to sell?

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"We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting!"
"We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

“What type of man are you looking for?”

They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.

They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

“What did you just say???” they barked.

“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

Just as expected, they were coming on to me.

It's the same reason they have pizza and bagels. As long as you're still fat, you have to keep going. It's, perhaps, one of the best kike schemes.

yeah, dad bod and confidence

looks wont matter at all if you have the confidence

>(((planet fitness)))
They're just sucking money out of the stupid fat people that forget to cancel their membership. Probably 1% of planet fitness members are anywhere near physical fitness.

*everyone starts clapping*

Best post on Jow Forums in weeks.

Ob-mother-liga-fucking-tory
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FPBP

Before dad bod it was scrawny guy that looks like he's going to die of sleep deprivation. Just give it a few years and the new wave will be muscles again. You've got plenty of time to work out until then

Nice dude you showed em haha!

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This was the cringiest shit I have ever read, larp to the max

coping with the 'beetus

this.
they prefer a dad bod with someone they have a long term relationship. you can still be physically attractive with your clothes off (decent chest and arms), but other women are a lot less likely to lust after you.
it's a balance between having someone attractive enough to settle down with, but not attractive enough to have women lusting after him, and risking him spreading his resources to them.
i pretty much have a dad bod, my girl still loves me, is even attracted to me. she worries at me for going to the gym too much, and keeps telling me i look fine the way i am.
they see it as you straying and looking for something better.
incidentally, that is what i'm trying to do.

Kill yourselves

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>incidentally, that is what i'm trying to do.

NICE! Thots are getting patrolled.

Fuck you nigger.

I'm cancelling my planet fitness membership over this pic

>lemonade
Enjoy your sugar and empty calories, faggot

Talked to the manager of the PF I go too. Go ahead judge me but it's basically the only gym in the area (Especially that I can afford) He said they have 5000 members at THAT location. I've never seen more than 100 different people and I got daily at different times throughout the week.

why do people pay for things that they are not using

I know several people that have memberships because they get a discount on their health insurance through work if they "belong to a gym" so it's "free"

But for real as a fat ass myself, the first couple of months I paid for it and went maybe 5 times? You feel better "belonging" because then you are doing "something about it" even though...you're not.

Laziness. A means to LARP and reassure themselves that they've doing something with their lives and therefore deserve a break. The ability to say 'oh it's okay. I can do it tomorrow,' thereby allowing them to imagine they're making some sort of positive change in their lives without ever actually lifting a finger.

The list is endless. Take your pick.

FPBP, and trips to boot.

This is a pasta right?

It's a copyrighted text and it's owner has a very strong case.

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It's some women finally realizing they can't all get a ripped guy and are rationalizing having to settle.

I feel sad for every retard that takes advice from this cringefest of a person, This is literally what happens when a really awkward retard tries to pretend to be chad.

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>LARPonade

fpbp, this is the truest shit i've seen all day

Yes, ancient, ancient pasta.

>planet fitness survey
a dad bod is probably still out their league, have you seen the women that go to planet fitness

I'm sorry to tell you this, but it's you that's a retard

Ive done research before on this and this essentially sums it up

Fucking newfags not instantly recognizing the absolute CHADNESS emanating from this post

shoo shoo alex

good stuff lad

Wow that’s kind of fucked. Why lead a girl on just to dump her. I wouldn’t want that done to me.

Lol it's cool brah the chick probably deserves it

Then drop her you fuckwit. Don't string her along.

>Don't string her along.

That's all women do. They deserve a bit of it themselves.

Hope she's so dejected she turns into a crazy cat lady lol

Not sure, depending on how the next date goes I might have to end my gains

Yeah, because they're women. You're a grown man.

bestest fp of all fpbp

This pasta is old, how can you newfags have missed it?

Dad bod is the male version of the thicc/curves meme.

People find middle aged men with a bit of chub and lots of muscle, a bit of a gruff appearance attractive. Dad Bod is born.

Low self esteem fatfuck 30 somethings who have near zero muscle, and a flabby body, bald head and a beard latch on and go "oh i'm dad bod too" and begin running with it and making lame motivational infographics.

same thing happened with "curvy" women in the latter half of the 20th century, so much that curvy became normalized into referring to "obese planetfats", not shapely but still attractive women. More recently the phenomenon is repeating itself with the "thicc" meme, the human heaps inject themselves into the moniker and eventually become the norm because "thicc" people or "dadbod" types don't define themselves by general descriptors like that as aggressively as fuckups with mental problems and bad habits do.

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its not even that old lol

Fpbp

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>says they don't judge but then proceeds to judge muscular/ripped men

This. Come on faggots how nuru

basedle᠌nt

i have a blackpill theory on this that im just not eevn going to express because i feel i would be insulted for it

It is simply not true that 63% of women prefer this. No way.

They might say they do when they are confronted with a questionaire packed with loaded questions, but this is not true. Women are quite literally shamed out of admitting that they prefer muscular men with healthy levels of fat (i.e. not much).

share it.

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>planet fitness
What kind of jewish nonsense is this? Why the fuck would you go to a gym if you just wanted to look like a skinnyfat slob that has never worked out in his life?

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women want thicc booty boys now

>incidentally, that is what i'm trying to do.
truly based m8.

Here's why:

esquire.com/uk/life/news/a17209/women-happier-uglier-men/

They basically don't want want to have to compete, they feel if their partner is attractive they'll be afraid of losing him or him cheating or whatever, so they lower their physical standards for mental and emotional security.

ît's just marketing for their target demographic. i doubt their ads are an actual representation of their management or ceos opinions. they know they're preaching to the choir with these ads.

>this post
>those trips

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i read the thread and its already in here so nvm

faggot shit

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FPBP

I don't even come here that much and I've already seen this pasta come on guys

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because most people like idea of working out more than actually working out. and planet fitness is brilliantly catering to these people that want to feel like they're doing something for their body but really don't want to put in any work. in fact they try to keep any atmosphere of ''hard work'' out of their gyms hence shit like the lunk alarm and no deadlifts and all that shit. i doubt that planet fitness wants people in their gyms at all. they mostly want people to passively pay like 15 bucks every month for their own peace of mind.

>Chris Pratt, tubby dad bod tv star, maybe a few chicks think he's cute
>gets muscular, suddenly pussies all over the world moisten for him

Women who say they actually 'prefer' dadbods are either shit testing or they are hideously ugly and coping.

Add on to that women in general have ZERO self awareness and don't understand what they actually want.

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>fpbp
>trips of truth

>I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade

Fucking faggot. Why did this make me angry. REEEE

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I'm going to lift for him today

> all these summerfags unironically cringing on this old pasta

If a man has better body than the woman it makes her feel insecure. Instead of improving her own body she wants to make a new low standard for the man so she can feel better again.

Tasty af & absolutely B A S E D

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BASED cool lemonadeposter

because PF's MO is to keep people in perpetual state of dissatisfaction with their physiques.

> Sell 12 month membership
> Fatty comes in
> No results because 'dad bod ftw'
> Drops it after 2 months
> Free money for PF

It's yet another forced push for the acceptance of mediocrity. Just like the Fat Acceptance Movement.

Good point. They're basically convincing people to not fuck up their equipment by trying.

Fucking hell, this.
Thicc was invented as a term for women who are larger than a conventionally attractive woman, but still have an hourglass figure due to good fat deposits and bone structure.
Fuck cunts who try and lump (pun intended) fat fucking slobs in the same catagory or fat fucking slobs who try and lump themselves in this catagory. Fuck off, you already did that with the term “curvy”.

Middle class wh*te people are afraid of change and celebrate mediocrity. They're mostly afraid of giving up any part of their stale lives to truly improve anything else.

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really isn't an argument tho

Include me in the cap

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Nah. It's middle-aged, middle class western people. Middle aged, middle class western people of all ethnicities are absolutely horrified of change and rarely do any self-reflection