How do you cope with comically hideous face? No amount of lifting, styling and charisma can fix some things...

How do you cope with comically hideous face? No amount of lifting, styling and charisma can fix some things. I took selfie today first time in a years... and Jesus, it's bad

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Looking good in a selfie is hugely dependent on the angle at which the selfie is taken

It helps to actually wash it.

get over it or dont. honestly just thank god you're a male and get on with the other 99.5% of your life

Post the fucking selfie

Selfies distort your face due to the focal length of the camera.

Have a vagina

Wear make up

I'm not some fat greasy NEET who would be handsome if he took care of himself. I have good hygiene, clean skin, trimmed facial hair, good teeth, low BF% and fresh haircut every 2-3 weeks.

I'm talking about undeniable physical deformities, like crooked nose, very weirdly shaped ears... those aren't just my made up internal insecurities I had many people pointing it out loudly without me asking them through my whole life. It can't be fixed, except maybe some really expensive plastical chirurgy.

I already saw how it played out when some other poor fella posted his here and then became meme / reaction image - i still see it occassionally. So yeah, no.

cmon how are we supposed to help you otherwise

I’m sure it’s not as bad as you think post face now

I have an idea.
Combine the way you look,from different people.
Do it cmoon.

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Wish I was joking, but similiar to pic related - several people told me that. Just imagine her with short hair, thicker eyebrows and bigger, crooked nose and you got me.

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How the fuck are we ment to help if you won't even post it.

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Well how about you lengthen your hair to begin with and trim your eyebrows

this is actually more relevant pic of her, even I can see the resemblance here lol - just with the features described above

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Wear a bag on your head or some kind of phantom of the opera mask when you go out to clubs. This will give you an air of mystery that women find irresistable (especially if you have a shredded body)

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>looking like an actress with very attractive somatic traits
>complaining
mein neger you probably look better than you think

She'd make a pretty handsome man desu

Selfies take skill. Why do you think thots take so many? And those are VERY experienced selfie takers. You have to take a few dozens from different angles until you find the good one.
A selfie stick, while dumb-looking is also a great tool.

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Get rich and operate it away?

I want to poke her with my peepee!

I'm attractive

If dub post face

roll

rolll

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ROLL FAGGOT

Rolling feggit op

Post. You rolled 22 on your own faggot

OP here, this is not me. My friends lurk this place, I won't risk it. I have never promised anything.

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OP here, This isn't me.

>Op Deliver goddamit

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Actual OP here.
This isn't me

I'm the OP, tripfagging from now on. Anyone without the trip is not me.

That's nothin nig

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