How do I avoid being that 30 year old?

Kek that pictures that's 90% of the guys that went to highschool with me

Most 30 somethings these days are paying mortgage on some mcsuburban house, nowhere near a beachside. Drive a leased whatever the fuck mobile for 500 a month. Maybe married? Maybe not.

whats the name of the boat?

''dabbing? what happened to the good old macarena?''

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sign and recline that's my motto

That fucking thumb in front of the license plate

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SS College Fund
>eyelet

>Hey fellas, long time no see!

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>tfw no friend group of blue collar, outdoors dads

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He's still a 30 year old boomer

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idk why you wouldn’t want this, 30yo boomer looks happy as a pig in mud

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Fuck. I just turned 33, married, and now I gotta mortgage.

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>implying you'll be able to afford anything above a rented apartment and a 2006 toyota

That's me at 20, although it's a honda. 1 year ago I had no car.

I'd have to be brain-dead to not improve this

you know what? He has his life in order and he's happy. I say fuck all the haters, this is where it's at :)

29 here can i make it in one year?

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yes

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hello se/x/lord

>How do I avoid being that 30 year old?
Stay fit like you did in your twenties. STOP STOP STOP drinking and doing drugs like you did in your twenties.

The 10 year high school anniversary is THE fork in the road. You either recommit yourself to fitness after realizing you can't keep your young and wild lifestyle going forever, or you become a beer gut bloated soiboy with a fat face and even fatter beard.

He always looks happy with no worries. I would love to be boomer

I wish he named the boat S.S. Gomad

get off the internet now before its too late. Its the only way

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should I abuse steroids and speed as well?

what was the purpose of your post?

to say that the boomer in OPs pic is doing better than 90% of 30 year olds

You're saying this like it's a bad thing.

What were you planning to do instead? Play Nintendo Switch and watch Rick and Morty in between bong rips?

This meme is developing very well and things like this are why I can't leave this place

Same but I don't try to leave

honestly boomerman looks happy
i like it

based boomers working the youngbloods into a seething autistic shoot

>fuck, time to wake up
>damn i got up early its only noon fuck yeah
>gotta roll a joint real quick
>need my morning puffs ya know ;)
>fuck i'm out of dank kush
>yo tyrone let me get some stanky nug
>nice only 60 bucks for 3 grams
>gonna get sooooo high lmaoooo
>wait gotta turn on john oliver
>I love to smoke and chill to this show
>its like funny but educational like where else can i get that
>im glad my political science degree helps me understand the sophisticated humor
>damn its already dark out
>well time to smoke more
>let's check instagram
>oh the girl I'm in an open relationship with posted a bottle of wine next to her birth control, haha who says women can't be funny, even bigger girls
>let's see what's going on in the world on rebbit
>gromald grumpf is ruining everything, ugh let me load up some memes of heckin doggos and take my anxiety medicine this is too much
>oh shit it's 4 AM
>maybe tomorrow i'll be productive

FUCKING BOOMERS RUINED MY LIFE THIS ISNT FAIR

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k8yJ1igc5k
Own up to it. Become an unstoppable dynamo.
youtu.be/1k8yJ1igc5k

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Have you ever even been to a bar?

>that 30 year old boomer who's trying to avoid accepting being a 30 year old boomer

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really triggers the millennial

>tfw can't express my genuine appreciation of Tekashi69 without getting bullied by both zoomers and other mid-20s boomers

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this
you gotta acquire assets

this pic makes me miss the east coast

this is all i want when im in my 30s. I just want the king of the hill experience.

I kinda missed the connection between boomer and monster threads, why do 30 y.o. boomers drink them?

being that 30 year old is actually pretty fun

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This looks so chill...

but e.g. some musicians maintain such lifestyle into their seventies

This may be just a meme but you guys made me feel alot better about becoming a 30 year old boomer in 6 years.

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fucking BASED

They have full teams of people dedicated to making them look presentable for public and planning their diets/exercise/makeup for them.

I don't think it would make this much difference compared with the exercise/diet info from the internet available for everyone, though. besides, I doubt they have time or motivation to stick to them

millenials will be 30 in 3 years
I know, I am one of them
Then again I have all my hair, all my shit and I can get any bitch.

Honestly dudes bitches don't matter since what they think doesn't matter. Just be a better you than yesterday, that's all.

>that 27 year old boomer who needs to justify himself in front of a bunch of incels

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>bitches don't matter
>makes sure to include in his post that he can get any bitch
So what was meant by this

Well if you want to avoid this very picture, then you just have to be poor.

God I wish that were me.

i wanna fuck earl

don't stop it
i'd rather own my own property, car, mower, boat etc like op pic instead of renting, taking public transit, no lawn whatsoever to mow and paying exorbitant amounts of money to RENT a boat like that for an hour

The oldest millenial is already 38 user...

Boomers have 0 self awareness.

Being a 30 year old boomer is unironically good. There's no downside except that you won't be liked by edgy millennial redditors. And that's a good thing.

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my dream is to become that 30 year old

wtf I love Boomer memes now

I hope I have friends like this at 30

IN THE Jow Forums WITH THEM ZOOMER NIGGAS AND THEM BOOMER NIGGAS

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>pack of good friends
spoiler alert young blood, when you will become 30 the only "friend" you will have will be your wife (if you will have one) people from work will only say hi to you when you will enter the office otherwise they won't even call you
having pack of friends in your 30s is blessing that young people don't understand

I've been away from Jow Forums for a couple months now, when did this become a trending meme?

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>that 30 year old in the gym
was when the boomer was first spotted outside of his retirement home.

follow the path of zyzz

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Kinda true, but as well as settling down, people become more independent minded after 30 and focus on what's important in their life. Career, fitness, education and family come before socialising now.
Drinking and partying with friends is fun, but if you are over 30 and staying out all weekend then your life probably isn't at the level it could be.
I'm 35 and the thought of spending hours drunk and talking about meaningless bullshit to dumbasses again doesn't appeal to me anymore. I've moved on. I prefer running and reading classic literature in my free time. I only talk to people I share a sense of humour with or can have interesting conversations with.
Millenials barely socialise anyway, all they know is meme humour and communicating through screens - tinder/snap/insta/whatsapp.

C O P E

P O O R

very well written, 10/10 thanks for that user

just graduated college with a PoliSci degree

fucking spot on

>boomer
>born in 1988

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very rare pepe

I'm 23 now, at the intersection. Once you graduate college your interests quickly turn to building a stable and wealthy life. It's like looking through a window at your old child self and what you wanted back then.

And for all of you 19 year old incels, if you were wondering where the women are going, they are hitting me up :-)

>30 years old back at home living with parents

hurts lads

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I don't know about y'all I wanna be a 30 year old boomer

be a responsible adult person instead of trying to constantly pretend to be a teenager still

Change your life desu

Who wouldn't want this at 30?

I don't see myself ever moving out. Have no reason to.

Absolute top kek tier

Fuck that's me soon I'm 29 drive an orange Camaro have house and riding lawnmower. I only have 7 months left bruv

Looks like a comfy life.

Lad...

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>hey guys books are way better than the whats apps and snapslist
>I've met a couple of fellas on craigslist that's what men use

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> for all of you 19 year old incels, if you were wondering where the women are going, they are hitting me up :-)

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>be lowkey gay like the entirety of Jow Forums
>actually manage to accidently get highkey gay in a relationship with a cute ottermode twink
>dude is really good at scholarly things and kind of autistic
>makes a fuckload more money than me because he's a fucking petroleum engineer
>make fuckall because corporal
>tfw being a 6'2 manly man army dude and being bankrolled by a 5'4 twink fuckboi sugardaddy
>my life has become the plot of a gay muscle porn

help me

People who roided used to drink energy drinks to deal with back pump.