How do i ask out the girl in my gym? She looks so cute, and shares hobby with me (working out), god i wanna ask her out...

Lost mine at 23. Gf was 20

"Hey I know you don't come to the gym to get hit on, but you're pretty attractive. Why don't we grab coffee sometime? I drink mine with mommy's milkies."

sorry brother, but asking a chick out at the gym is not only the most disadvantageous place to do so, but whether you fail or succeed anything down the line will make running into her at the gym again which you are BOUND to do 10x more awkward

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I use the pain of not experiencing teenage love to push myself in the gym and now I am in the best shape of my life as a 29 year old boomer. It doesn't fill the emptiness I have inside though

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>get first girlfriend at 14
>she was 17 fresh out of an abusive relationship where she was sexually mistreated (allegedly)
>date for a year
>get to touch a titty after 6 months
>see cobwebbed vagina after nearly 8 months
>”I’m still recovering user”
>she bangs the best looking dude from our school the day after I break up with her
> realize I tortured myself for a year
>bang her best friend who’s 18 y/o hot redhead who had a massive crush on me while I was only 15
Then
>next relationship
>be 17
>date 16 y/o thicc vegetarian goth braphog
>only lasts a month
>grossed out bc she’s kind of fat and didn’t shave pubes
>breakup on my birthday
Next
>be 18, date 17 y/o innocent bookworm girl
>insanely hot but has no idea
>all stereotypes from HS have gunned for this girl, yet I landed in her lab group, so I got the most face time with her
>she’s still so far lodged up in the womb she wears outfits that suit the 40y/o librarian type
>she’s crazy as fuck from not having gotten out ever
>she so much as sees me talking to another girl she cries and starves herself for days
>tiddys are Maxim model tier, so I put up with it for awhile, even though she’s all about walmart underwear
>eventually break up when I go to college

That’s about the extent of my high school shit, there were fewer in college and then ever since I married my wife, it’s like women flock to me. At what point will they realize I’m committed now and refuse to break it? It’s fucking horrifying knowing that I’m a target now

Look at this basement dweller daydreaming.

You’re right, I did live in my parents basement during every single point listed here, and I am daydreaming about it. I had some good times in high school.

How do I talk two words to the guy in my gym that I think I might have chemistry with? I used to go to college with him and I've never said two words to the guy but he and I have tried covertly making eye contact with each other like a million times. He seems just as autistic and nervous as I am except he's fucking huge and I'm still a skinny little bitch

>tfw lost my virginity at 12 but haven't had sex since then

How old was she? And how did you do it? Most 12 year old guys don't look mature at all. At least I didn't.

>tfw happened at 19

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If you're not 15 year old jock who fucks horny girls every day, your life is over.

a week older than me lol

>And how did you do it?
we were kissing and for some reason I started to finger her, and she liked how it felt

Are you autistic? How old are you?

You just go up to him when you make eye contact and say, "Hey, I thought I recognized you. Did you go to blahblah college?" "yada yada yada" "Oh cool, I went there too, my name is X by the way" and so on.

Holy fuck, how do you people survive?

Yeah but the 15 year old jocks life is over at 20 so, im good.

This chart is bullshit. I got my first gf at 16 and it we lost our virginities together. But now at 24 i feel like ive never had a gf since i havent had one since then.

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OI 'AVE YOU GOT YUR FLIRTIN' LOICENCE?

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True, but at least I'll make it emotionally. Also, why does everyone here have to be so fucking negative? When I came first to Jow Forums it was mostly very positive. What happened to "we're all gonna make it, brehs"?

>Are you autistic
Basically, probably more OCD and ADHD but socially I'm more or less functionally aspergers trash unless I'm already in a familiar environment. I'm 23 also
I'm a kissless virgin so I don't have any ability with any of this shit, breaking the ice in any way at all is indescribably terrifying

that's still pretty shit

fuck you. the negativity on this board is ridiculous. now that Rich and Zyzz are gone, there's no one to bind us together. So fuckwads like you just put people down when something good happens in their lives. But I won't tell you to kys. Straighten yourself out.

It's sad but true. You can't make it if you didn't start lifting at 13, or you weren't at least 6'0'' when you were 15.

I exclusively date teens. I'm 27

Yeah you can, sounds like some bullshit crab-bucket anxiety to me.

good for you though still
don't let the bullshit here invalidate what you're feeling

You can deny it as much as you want, but you will never be 15 year old jock who makes out and penetrates his blonde qt gf for the first time while her parents aren't home.

>Implying your anxiety projections matter to the previous point.
Get a grip user.

Walk up to him and chat, better now than never.

>tfw first bang was a hooker at 21
>tfw first "romantic" kiss was at 24 to a 20yo
>tfw missed on teenage love
>one life

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>teenage love
Oh god. Please don't say you're actually this beta? It would be ok if you were mad because you didn't get laid, but love? lmao love is for girls and faggots. Choose one.

Similar situation. Do you have erection problems with regular non pay for play females?

But it is certainly better than being a virgin at 25.

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I have been going to the gym for a long time and I have literally never seen anyone flirt with a stranger and asking her out. You will at best become "that guy", and worst be banned from the gym for harassment.

Is this what not playing World of Warcraft during your teenage years is like?

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Wear your t-shirt inside out. Then make sure she notices and tells you. Then the ice is broken and you can fingerbang her in the bodyweight area

I have never fucked any woman that i haven't payed for. I've fucked dozens of prostitutes and always feel dirty afterwards.

How can i leave this cycle? I want a real gf not just fucking.whores.

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Well, I got all of that at 23 but since I am an autist I guess it counted like 15 or something

Working out is not a hobby

Ha, check out this loser everyone!

>doomed
But that's the life I chose.

feckin lol

Yeah, you're right. It's a lifestyle.

Had a gf as a teenager. We were both too religious to do anything beyond rubbing up on each other and feeling guilty about it. Shit ain't fair man.

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Go listen to vaporwave you incel

This. Just don't do it. If she refuses it will make going to the gym awkward.
Plenty of grils everywhere else.

Join groups and volunteer at places. Or travel and stay in hostels

if I started seriously lifting at 14 but I used to bench the bar like a retard when I was 13 does that count?

Chest day today

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This whole "never experience teenage love" shit is from incels. fuck off.

Its romanticized by those who didn't have it because they drum it up and desperately wanted it. in reality its no fucking big deal. you can still make it later unless you have given up on yourself.

It was awkward af at that age, fun, but mindless. skiping that shit and being able to navigate this area more directly is way better.

I disagree with this and do see it happen plenty. As long as you are a gentlemen about it and not a sperg its not a big fucking deal

edgy!

Come on man. you dont shit where you eat, that's one of the simplest rules of the world.

I actually did start lifting at 13 so get rekt scrub

Ask him if he is feeling fit

Dont get mad because you cant get numbers. I have fucked girls from my gym before and I am not “that guy” that is your insecurity and ego manifesting into the belief people give a fuck about you, another face in the crowd.

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desu you're not wrong, but I know and I will live with that embarrassment for the rest of my life.

How the fuck is shyness ego??

Read the FUCKING comic you goddamn brainlet. Holy shit

/fuckedat16/ reporting

>you

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