If you have a large penis you are NOT a truchanner. Big dicks are unnecessary and frankly disgusting. Having one just make you look like a big, dumb animal and that's no coincidence considering your ancestors evolved to have big penises because they couldn't be attractive on account of their charm or intelligence. If you have a large cock that isn't anything to be proud of, in fact it's rather crude and you should be embarrassed.
Do not post in this thread if you have a large penis, nobody wants to hear from you because you're gross and honestly creepy too. Fuck you.
If it's larger than six inches it's too big and you need to get out.
Matthew Collins
>your ancestors evolved to have big penises because they couldn't be attractive on account of their charm or intelligence.
Admitting big penises are attractive.
Big penises evolved because as brains got bigger, so did skulls, so did the birth canal, so penises did as well. Being a dicklet also makes you a brainlet.
Humans have the largest brains and penises of any primates. Really makes u think.
Julian Adams
6.5 isn't even big though, it's just slightly above average.
Ayden Gonzalez
I love makoto
Also eat a dick
Alexander Price
fuck yeah tiny dee world dominee
Robert Powell
Big penises are NOT attractive unless you're a hyper-submissive mentally ill slut who wants to feel pain and choke for Chad's pleasure. Mentally balanced individuals prefer small penises for a wide variety of reasons, and smaller penises are much more manageable and less likely to get in the way. Having a small cock is a way of showing girls that I prioritize my own functioning and well being over the ability to take dick pics or brag on the internet, which is part of why I'm cooler than you and your friends.
>so did the birth canal, so penises did as well Dumb monkey, the penis does not enter the birth canal. It seems like those big dick erections are drawing too much oxygen from your brain and giving you brain damage.
>Having a small cock is a way of showing girls that I prioritize my own functioning and well being over the ability to take dick pics or brag on the internet, which is part of why I'm cooler than you and your friends. You're talking like you chose the size of your penis somehow
Logan Brooks
>Leave this instant. No, I'm probably smarter than you.
Nathaniel Torres
Prove it
I'm talking about how I approach my small penis generally, vs how you approach that big slab of ape meat you're so proud of. My small cock is a platform from which I can talk about my values and personal philosophy, while you swing your gross horse dick around with all the thought and dignity of a slut twerking on instagram.
Parker Cooper
I like you and your pictures OP
Zachary Hughes
How big is your dick, mang? [
Andrew Diaz
>8"x6" >26 year old KHV NEET Whatever. Its also cut and gross looking.
Michael Mitchell
>If it's larger than six inches it's too big and you need to get out. What if I cut it off
I hope op gets raped by a pack of big dicked niggers and gets pozzed by them. He would probably enjoy that though.
Joseph Murphy
You are a man of high culture and high spirit. May your continue to spread joy!
Angel Ortiz
my dick is 7 inches. I want a tomboy gf.
Alexander James
>All i care about is op and all anons in this thread be happy Then please stop all of these nomaldicks from coming in here and bragging about their massive cocks, it's distressing me and ruining my comfy small penis thread.
You may have book smarts but I doubt you've got me beat in terms of street smarts.
Incredibly vulgar and tasteless reply, as expected of an insecure dickgroid. I'm sorry all you can do is get mad on image boards and hoot like a chimp as you jack off your big dumb horse cock.
Lincoln Johnson
>You may have book smarts but I doubt you've got me beat in terms of street smarts. Actually, IQ is much more related to general problem solving than just information assimilation. You'd know that if you were really smart though.
Jason Bailey
>High Average lol brainlet thinks he's a big boy
Gabriel Gomez
>Having this much dick envy Didn't Sigmund Freud say something about dick envy?
Aaron Wilson
Knowing about the implications of an IQ score seems more like a product of information assimilation (and subjective interest in the concept of intelligence) than general problem solving ability, and you imply that IQ is a rough criterion for general problem solving and NOT information assimilation, so therefore there's no reason for me to know that even if I was really smart. It seems like your bruised butt and your massive 6.5" cock are robbing your brain of all its precious blood and temporarily lowering your impressive perceptual reasoning score my well hung friend.
It's one factor of 4, brainlet. All IQ tests are broken down like that but usually you only get shown the full result.
John Diaz
>the penis does not enter the birth canal.
What exactly do you think the birth canal consists of brainlet?
Humans have the widest penis of the great apes to help us get off in women's giant vaginas and so we can get them off. We also have the biggest glans. Our Birth Canals are still so small all the same that women regularly died in pregnancy until the invention of the c-section.
Henry Hill
What is considered big? mine is around 7.2, I dunno what the girth is but I can't fit it in a toilet roll if that means anything
Jeremiah Harris
aka you're 20% a brainlet. Sounds like you're smart enough to work things out if you're given enough time but you need a looooong time. A time so long that it puts you in the 87th percentile. And you think this is something you should brag about? How sad.
I bet you tried soooo hard to get your little piece of paper too, didn't you? Thought you'd finally have proof that you really were "smart but lazy" but no, as it turns out, you're slow as shit. Know what you call a PC with an average processing speed? A piece of shit.
Julian Sanders
>smart enough to take the test >not smart enough to rotate the image
Kayden Howard
>live blissfully accepting that I'm stupid >mommy makes me take IQ test >146 >"you see user you have no excuses" It's bullshit man what the fuck do these things actually test
I thought the birth canal was a different thing. Like, a passage between the womb and the cervix.
Still, that doesn't change anything. Your ancestors had to have big dicks so they could sexually please women, meanwhile my based ancestors could turn women on just with their charming senses of humor and great personalities. Your great great grand fathers were all dumb ape-like Chads while my male forebears were mysterious men of wit and emotional depth. Small cocks win once again, normaldicks when will they learn.
Ian Watson
>Large Penis >high IQ >DSM-5 diagnosis and mention of "college" means probably in 20-25 age range and diagnosed with autism in teens or adulthood. >Attended a college? >Patient of Patrice Carrello in 2017 >Likely lives in Portland area >Took IQ test
If you had reading comprehension higher than a retarded nigger you'd have seen that it's actually 99.7% Your total IQ is a combination of all your scores with the others scores effect on each other factored in. Average processing speed, but photographic memory and superior logic gates. Not even close, faggot. Not even close. >never went to college >don't live in oregon Sorry lads
Zachary Bennett
>a combination of all your scores with the others scores effect on each other factored in. Oh ok, so it's magic. Mommy test grader saw that you were a processing brainlet and invented some retarded system where the mean of all you scores is somehow higher than any individual score because she didn't want to hurt your big boy feelings. I wish I was smart enough to think that 384/4=99.7
Levi Cruz
I'm going to know what you think before you do. I'm going to know every dirty little secret you have. I am going to get your name and your real time location.
The moment you gave me a whiff of your personal information I determined that I would find you.
Except your IQ isn't one score alone, and judging by the average of all the scores is not an efficient or accurate way of doing it. It's a measure of how well those scores all work together, not the average. But, since you're a brainlet, I can't really fault you for it. You simply can't understand. To you, all sets of data are as simple as adding and dividing. I can't imagine what your science grades would have been if you'd had to do all the work without formulas and everything being basically handed to you numbers-wise. Embarrassing, simply embarrassing.
Colton Ramirez
Imagine being so insecure about your intelligence that you unironically post picture of your IQ tests on Jow Forums and spend 45 minutes defending your scores.
Jonathan White
The bottom percentage isn't an average of all the above scores, it's percentile placement based on where you are in relation to all other test takers. It could be that most people (even very bright people) have a particularly weak area, or that some otherwise unintelligent people do really well in one particular area, or something to that effect. Scoring high in so many different metrics might be (and apparently is) exceptionally rare.
Robert Long
That's not how the WAIS-IV works at all you dumb faggot. There is absolutely a phenomenon of a type of person who can sail through academia and then usually but not always collapse as soon as they enter the workforce because they're disorganised and have behavioural disorders. There are different tests like ABAS-III which can highlight how fucked up you are in terms of every day living skills.
IQ, such as measured through the WAIS-IV, is one of the most valid measurements in psychometrics.
If you assume low ability to function in everyday life = low IQ you will fail to notice a huge subset of people with no intellectual challenges. If you think high IQ = high ability to function in everyday life you will miss a huge subset of people who lack various social, behavioural, and organisational skills needed to succeed.
There are people who have neither of these, in fact autism is generally associated with lower IQ, and they are so completely fucked they will never be able to do so much as go outside without a 'tard wrangler.
It's called nuance. Somebody who is high IQ and has autism usually won't amount to anything so it's not like he's bragging. Sometimes they do, but usually they won't. They'll kick your ass at board games though.
Hudson Wilson
Actually, I was hoping I could enlighten some of the brainlet, dicklet anons on here. I'm getting close too, we just got to the bit about how the numbers actually interact as opposed to his 5th grade math view on organizing and compiling data.
Owen Reed
Basically this. I'm a socially retarded supercomputer that can do exceedingly well at an irrelevant task.
Luke Myers
>8x6 >146 IQ >married >currently writing my doctoral dissertation Dicklet brainlets on suicide watch.
Nathan Robinson
>when the reddit spacing hits you hard
Wyatt Lewis
Imagine being so smart that you think that internet fights are a good use of your time.
Grayson Rogers
But practicing my argumentative skill IS a good use of my time. Granted, I'm not really giving much of an effort right now, but it's a good enough excuse. Besides, I've got all the time in the world.
Nicholas Walker
OP is genetically inferior and should be castrated to prevent contamination of the gene pool.
Jason Phillips
I'm the same as you, a well hung high IQ autist. Abliet 1 percentile below you in IQ.
I liken it to having a rocket car instead of a Volkswagen. It sounds good if you don't think about it. At least you can brag on the internet.
>But practicing my argumentative skill IS a good use of my time. fedora/10
Isaac Jackson
Or having an X-15 instead of a Cessna 172.
Ethan Jenkins
T. Jealous dicklet that secretly wants to be bullied and buttfucked by a big dick daddy bf
Joseph Hall
Worst meme I've seen in my life. People have been double spacing between paragraphs since forever on Jow Forums, without it longposts just look like disgusting text blocks because there's no indent. Seriously, pick any archive and go as far back as you can. You would know why people double space if you had ever (literally just once in your life) written a post longer than four or five sentences long, and this retarded meme actively lowers formatting quality.
Actually the opposite is the case. Big dicked freaks should be castrated so women can't enjoy sex anymore and stop being sluts. You literally base your self worth on pleasing size queen sluts, you dickgroids could not be any more cucked. My based small cock is perfect for finding a women who loves me, rather than a crass thot who wants to shake her ass for a big fuckstick that could just as easily be a dildo.
Asher Murphy
Hey OP, it's me again, the 141 IQ user. I have a secret for you. my dick isn't actually 6.5, it's 5.5. I was just trolling
Lincoln Diaz
>implying there's anything wrong with fedoras Fuck off, you ain't me.
Jaxson Morgan
I knew you were a good guy after all. One day we'll go to war against the dickgroids and make them all into cattle. Also I have to go to sleep and I hope you have a good night.
