And with a damn youtuber at that, wtf, how do I get over this
>pic related
Fucking damn it, Im starting to develop Oneitis
William Bailey
Connor Reed
The best way to get over one woman, is to get under a new one.
Logan Butler
She looks like the lesbian that likes eating ass.
Christopher Walker
I'm not sure if I would feel better or worse knowing she was a lesb
Ethan Davis
I appreciate the optimism your advice implies user
Thomas Green
>And with a damn youtuber at that, wtf, how do I get over this
remember you don't know her.
Charles Perez
I like Goodnight Moon.
Hey!!! I just noticed she uploaded a new video for the first time in months and months. Cool.
Michael Moore
it's weird artsy stuff and not ASMR at all.
Can't she just lick a microphone like a normal ASMRtist?
Adam Davis
I saw
With all of these similar vids she posts, its usually with another girl
And she goes on all of these adventures with her
Whats the over under on her actually being a lezzy?
Jaxson Howard
I'll give it to you straight, OP. In all likelihood this is what is the situation:
She is right now currently a "lesbian" and she will only date and have sex with girls and the occasional guy, but she identifies as a lesbian
That is because it is trendy and cool to be a lesbian. Especially a lesbian "artist."
However, once she hits the wall around 30 and is no longer a solid 8/10 anymore, she will start looking for a guy to marry
If my degree in robotology has taught me anything, it is this.
Cooper Morris
and the only way to get over oneitis is to find another girl to obsess about. Try these
James Wood
I only have an associates degree in robotology, but this hypothesis does seem to check out
It also does make her more attractive as a youtuber
Carter Rogers
let this roleplay by a sassy 12 year old tomboy ease your pain, OP
Xavier Hill
thanks for the suggestions user, but watching vids by Frivvi just makes me want to jerk off
She really commands no emotional attraction
Zachary Barnes
it's true, lots of asmr girls are jerk off material, but goodnight moon is waifu material
Luke Ramirez
this is just a cross dressing young boy, and now Im going to get put on a list for clicking on this, thanks user
Justin White
I know I dont own her,
In fact, the fact that she has no idea of my existence and that even though the simple sound of her voice makes my heart skip, but she will never know is what makes this hurt worse
I dont want her, I just want this feeling to go away
Mason Gomez
>Fucking damn it, Im starting to develop Oneitis
C'mon user, that's not so bad, it's actually quite -
>And with a damn youtuber at that
You're a fucking retard.
Jaxson Mitchell
Had to switch computer to post this, but just wanted to make sure everyone knows how much of a thot Frivvi is (even though her ASMR is pretty good)
Benjamin Harris
Frivvy Fox is 16 years old, you're going to jail!
Ayden Cox
>16
Oh user, have a (You) despite such awful bait
Tyler Jenkins
If I was a stronger man, I wouldnt be on r9k my lad
Brody Reyes
There are only three options
1) Find someone else to obsess about
2) Continue obsessing about her until you naturally get bored and uninterested in her, which will happen
3) Take screencaps of her being ugly and look at those daily until you've convinced yourself she is unattractive
David Barnes
1 and 3 are what I want to try, even though 2 is what Im doing currently
Luis Edwards
Then go for number 2 balls against the wall. Make your room look like pic attached except instead of Stephanie from LazyTown make it Goodnight Moon from Youtube
Lincoln Roberts
Her asmr is atrocious though
Ryan Morgan
I think if I did take the time to do this (and pray to God no one found out and report me to mental health) Id just be constantly depressed and it would affect my work life
Wyatt Sanders
Compared to what? I'd give it a 6-7/10 on most videos
Nothing amazing, but not terrible
Benjamin Clark
wtf it's like objectively so good
youtube.com
Carson Jones
It's all chewing and licking. That's it. If you're not into that she offers nothing else
Jack Gomez
GoodnightMoonASMR squatted at sunset down onto a lush piano bench decorated with sequins and fluffs of pink and white fur. Her face and upper body were completely done up in lavish roleplay cosplay style, and in just moments she would reprise her fans' favorite role as "Pretty Pretty Magic Hat Princess" before her $9,500 binaural ear-camera. But beneath her midriff, she was completely bare. As she adjusted her MacBook Pro, atop the antique apothecary's table that her parents had bought for her in 2016, her slightly butch girlfriend took her cue, ducking below the desk and crawling toward GoodnightMoonASMR's legs. GoodnightMoonASMR spread her smooth thighs in expectation, and her pubis region was clammy. Her labia were extremely well proportioned and not roast beef flappers at all. She took one last look at her make-up, which had been hours in the application and made her look like a anime, and then she hit "Record." The little red dot appeared, and somewhere down below, the butch but attractive lesbian, whom GoodnightMoonASMR had met on OKCupid, had a similar experience. The slightest gasp escaped from between GoodnightMoonASMR's lips as the post-femme steamdyke lapped at her folds and occasionally ventured down to thrust her tongue ineffectually toward the asshole. But her fans took such things for granted, just another part of that subtle repertoire of breathy whispers and gentle maternal coos that had garnered GoodnightMoonASMR so many thousands of subscribers in the past year. In one or two hours, GoodnightMoonASMR would come all over her lover's face. But she would not reciprocate. She never reciprocated.
Ethan Nguyen
This is a prettier version :-*
Landon Miller
idk what to say... this is some quality pasta...
Adam Collins
>lick a microphone
>normal ASMRtist
((they)) really brainwashed you, didn't ((they))?