They want your dick

Because my dick makes a very satisfying bloop sound when you suck it.

ehhh... I'd rather join desu

>they want your dick

they don't know I exist

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but user I'm not justing beaver

Mostly likely none of those girls have any of that, and both are easily treated. If this is what is holding you back from getting laid you really, truly non-ironically, non-meme are an idiot.

they know they want cute boys dicks like yours

When you approach one they get all offended and say "I'm just here to dance with my girlfriends get away from me creep!! Security!"

alright OP, humor me, what is the appropriate way to go about offering my dick to young ladies such as these in a club setting?

Okay, I just got back from Starbucks and there were these two cute girls wearing tank-tops and booty shorts. I wanted to have sex with them, but then they spoke. I seriously wanted to strap myself onto a rocket and blast off into outer space.

Dumb girls will always be dumb girls.

No they do not. Stop believing in incel memes.

No they don't.

Stop lying to me.

Are you ugly? That might be the cause of it. Only way out is for both of us to be drunk.

Ew one of them is not white wtf bro

Excercise and lift weights. Study nutrition. Develop self-discipline. On week-nights go to bed before midnight. Obtain a healthy body.

Study fashion and grooming. Become physically attractive by wearing fitting and stylish clothes.

Read good books and listen to good music. Become good at something. Become an interesting person.

Learn to dance.

Dress up and go to a club. Take your male friends you have obtained through previous endeavors for guidance and support. When you see a girl you are interested in walk up to her and say "hi"

What about after you say hi?

Do all that other stuff I mentioned and you'll know what to say.

okay, see my dick

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Wrong
Girls at clubs want to feel like celebs
Girls at bars want to fuck

Half decent women are already a fucking headache, why would I want a slew of untamable incomplacent whores

Get your pruned penis fixed

let's see it erect

I have done all those things, I've just never flirted with a girl or been clubbing. So tell me, what do I say after Hi?

No fucking way
Timestamp or gtfo

At the end of the night they want to be on top of some dick. YOUR dick will do that job nicely if you'd just fucking let them.

You ain't done jack shit, son

you don't know me. So tell me, what do I say after hi?

You've already been told but you're just too thick in the head to understand it.

You literally spent 6 lines telling me to do a bunch of shit I've already done and then said "When you see a girl you are interested in walk up to her and say "hi" ". So tell me, what do I say after hi?

Imagine there is a dark room. And you would like to make it brighter. You go and buy a light bulb. You find the light socket in the room. You screw in the light bulb. Then you are just standing there going "what do I do now?". And I tell you "flip the light switch, dummy".

And then you say "No, but really what do I do now?"

That is you right now. You've already been told exactly what to do. And you're still asking questions when there is nothing more to tell you. You just won't actually do the steps necessary.

>b-b-but I already did that stuff
No, you didn't. Stop fucking lying on the internet.

>And I tell you "flip the light switch, dummy".

First of all, you did not tell me(in the metaphorical sense) to flip the lightswitch. If you think you have, please link me to the post. Also, perhaps it is not obvious to flick on the lightswitch to some people? I've given you like 4 or 5 opportunities to spell out the process past the word "hi", but you continue to deflect. It seems to me that you are not quite the expert that you think yourself to be.

And by the way, I have done those things, probably to much greater effect than you ever will.

So you think you're an interesting person?

Part of what he's getting at is that once he's finished grooming himself into a sculpted beacon of wisdom and confidence, he'll be even more distanced internally from club skanks. Where before he had nothing to give, now he has too much.

I've been to dozens of countries and fought in multiple wars and armed conflicts. I have a never ending amount of interesting stories and experiences.

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When talking to girls focus on being self amusing while also asking her a lot of questions. Being self amusing will help you be more authentic and playful, and the questions allow the roastie to talk about herself, which girls love to do. Avoid talking about yourself too much, keeps you mysterious and shit.

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Do you have a picture of yourself in military attire?

yeah, tons of em

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how the fuck does a chad like you not slay pussy?

Did you fight with a Kurdish militia?

I've spent my life since I turned 14 almost entirely isolated from female social contact, going to private all-male high school, living in warzones, working in oilfields/oilrigs, etc. I regularly go weeks/months at a time without interacting with females at all. I've literally gone 6 months without even laying eyes on a woman. My social skills with women have never had an opportunity to develop since I entered puberty.

Still waiting for you to tell me what to say after "hi" OP.

No i had the opportunity to but I didn't take it and I regret it to this day.

Were you otherwised involved in the Syrian conflict? It sounds like you got plenty of stuff to talk to women about. They like listening to interesting things.

you must be memein man. you just have to talk about your experiences and find someone you relate to and can spend time around. unless you want a more shallow experience, you have whatever option you want to shoulder the burden of. if you want a real partner start with sharing who you are with people of your sexual and partner interest. online dating or mutual friends. male friend has gf? all of her friends are up for grabs. make friends of similar interest and you will meet women who are of the same crowd. or meet women and befriend them, women are just as cool to talk to and share things with as men on a friendship level. they will hook you up or you might end up courting them. what sort of things do you do and or would enjoy doing with others?

I don't live anywhere near any of my friends. I don't really live anywhere. I've been chasing seasonal work the past few years so I'm pretty nomadic, always moving around to new opportunities every few months. I get along great with coworkers but when the work season ends everyone splits up and goes back to wherever they hail from or move on to the next job so I never have a chance to integrate myself into their social circles or anything, and many of them are just like me and don't have any social circles to begin with other than coworkers.

No I regrettably never stepped foot in Syria. I had an opportunity to follow an old military friend there at the beginning of last summer(2017) for the siege of Raqqa but I decided to chase money in Alaska instead. Like I said I really regret not going.

you need to meet people who will stick around even if you have to orchestrate things lots of people are followers and if you can provide opportunities they will come if you are friends. why don't you settle down a bit you probably have decent funds from military

it is erect
ilk get banned if i post timestamp

Chad's harem

you have been muted originally

You don't have to do any of those though. You honestly just need a outgoing personality, make them laugh and flirt. Literally that's it.

Everything you mentioned is just a bonus that can help with you're confidence. Or not.

But it's small and gross.

>why don't you settle down a bit you probably have decent funds from military

I've got a decent fortune saved. The lifestyle I've lived is not conducive to meeting people or developing relationships but it definitely is conducive to banking money, especially the seasonal work I've been doing since leaving the military. I'm planning to continue working seasonal stuff for another 7-8 years, pray I don't get seriously injured/killed, and then retire to Thailand/The Philippines before I turn 40. If I settle down now it will only delay my retirement.

lmao, so you don't have an answer. Nice.

>Just be outgoing and flirt with them lmao!

>What, don't you know how to flirt? fuggen incel rofl

Fuck off op

>asking her a lot of questions
Like what? Mind you, this is when approaching a random women, not someone you already broke the ice with.

They dont want my dick, they want chad dick
the only thing women truly want is to be in chads harem

They want Chads dick, bro

Yes women are horny sluts, but only for certain guys

I'm toned, hung, and a sex geek of course they want my dick. I don't want their pussy. I want to stay home and shitpost on the internet because I have autism.

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Trying to cope is pointless , we all know your soul is dying

I have a somewhat similar background. The adventure stories are interesting to other men, but women don't give a shit about anything unless it's about them.

Girls would rather fight over a Chad and even go without in the process than give a robot-status male a chance

I give tips on sexual advice forums and tell others how to better have sex. They then come back and tell me how well it worked. I've thus satisfied more women than I ever would have been to do through my own hand. This is the altruistic good I've decided to do for society while living off government assistance.

Meanwhile I masturbate using the finest large silicon toys and manage to get this feeling of sensation that covers my entire penis. My gigantic penis is just much too large to entirely fit into any woman's mouth or vagina. My only really hope is turning closet gay and I don't want STDs. I have four monitors, a laptop, a phone, an ipad, an e-reader which I all use to play 2d porn on simultaniously while taking drugs and pounding the fuck out of an XL pocket pussy behind my bed. Recently I've started going to the gym and have started mastrubrating to my beautiful ass self in a mirror and give myself a handy while looking at my reflection from several different angles. Last time I did this while mastrubrating to 3d women orgasming uncontrollably on large penises and couldn't control myself and dribbled out a huge amount of jizz.

Normal sexual dynamics disgust me. Chasing around a girl, acting like she's doing me a favour, spending money on her. Only for her to likely give me a blowjob where she just slobbers on my head and licks around, she taps out after a few minutes of slow fucking, and won't do anal, and finishes me off with a shitty handjob. Why would I weaken my own sexual energy wasting it on some roastie when I can fuck myself? I choose to counsel those who come to me with advice on sex, I do not chase sex myself. Maybe I'd fuck somebody if they got me drunk first, or they graciously asked me for a lay. In special circumstances I would even fuck a man. I'd do that before I chased after some ungrateful woman.

Am a virgin.

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Chad dick that is.

Sex is a form of political control, they want us to be too busy caring about sex and being good enough for sex so we can't focus our mental and physical energy on things that actually matter outside of our own induvidual pleasure.
Sex should not happen outside of relationships and should be reserved for love and procreation. Any form of casual or "fun" sex is the highest form of degeneracy

Read the book "Libido Dominandi" and "The Metaphysics of Sex"

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Because they are very good at hiding and denying said wish.

clubbing basic bitches don't deserve my dick

Nobody wants cuteboy dick especially autistic ones.

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No they dont cunt.

It's strange to see a picture of a group of people and know that you'd despise every single one of them if you ever met them.

Women who go to clubs in groups are fucking trash, they just form circles and dance with themselvess. Culture is dead. No one even understands the point of going out, they spend the rest of thier time on their phone instead of meeting new people

>they spend their time on their phone instead of meeting new people.

dont you dare insult my lifestyle mate.