I'm so fucking horny (took 2 viagra pills) and my gf isn't home from work yet.
I'm so fucking horny (took 2 viagra pills) and my gf isn't home from work yet
Your gf works over midnight?
yeah, she works at a restaurant
Yukana>Ranko>Yui>shit>>Nene
I think you and I know how big of a red flag this is.
Is she expecting to be bannged when she gets home?
No i wanted to kinda surprise her with my 6 incher.
What if she is tired and wants to go to bed? Will you bang her in her sleep even if she doesn't want it?
Bro, the word no doesnt exist in my book. She's going to get dicked down whether she like it or not
Are you Nagi, the Smochi orbiter?
Please don't bring up Smochi. She ghosted me for no fucking reason. No im not nagi, im kashii poster.
Please don't bring up Smochi. She ghosted me for no fucking reason. No im not nagi, im kashii poster lel
Smochi is fucking insufferable
i dont see how anyone could orbit that
>took 2 viagra pills
what's it like
Hahaha that's right, don't let your gf control you. Nice man.
Why do you think she's insufferable?
Annoying to talk with and she's literally autistic.
Fuck you, you made my friend cut himself. Kys.
Don't talk shit about smochi. I still love her but she fucking ignored me for NO FUCKING REASON. What did i do wrong? what did i say wrong?????
Who do you love more romantically, Smochi or your girlfriend?
Does smochi have a discord server?
i known smochi for a long time, she's like a childhood oneitis. My gf has been with me for under a year. I told smochi i got a gf and then she suddenly ghosted me. Maybe thats the reason. Im looking at the discord chat right now.
Are you the same chinese guy (also using these screencaps) that was lusting for a vietnamese gf?
yeah why? i want a viet gf
You are a dumb mayate for that
But your saying you already have a gf? Is she viet? If not, what is she? When will you leave her for a viet waifu?
I don't know why she ghosted you when she did, but that isn't the reason, no. She probably just got tired of you hitting on her.
It's hard to believe that some anime posting faggot who spends all his time on an Imageboard has a gf. Is your gf two-dimensional?
that's hot as fuck
would love to hear how this pans out
This thread is so fucking autistic
im glad i never have to bump into you retards plus smochi irl
Oh and one more thing
My cock is bigger than yours
He just takes pictures of random asian girls & claims they are his gf
That's actually very sad. OP should end it all.
I wanted to be honest with Smochi. She has a special place in my heart always.
She's not viet. She is a shorty chinese/thai/laos.
We joke around all the time. I mean im sorry for trying to hit on the love of my life but come the fuck on. It's not like ill fly over to florida to meet her unless she wants to. Im not a stalker holy shit.
Lies and jealousy. Believe what you want but i dont spend 24/7 here like you gay NEETs. I have a life.
I don't think she thought of you as a dangerous stalker, just kind of annoying. I'm going to sleep, but I'll talk to you some other time, Kashii user.
That's rape though isn't it? Or is that the point and you're just being edgy?
SHE HAS GUYS ASKING FOR HER NUDES EVERYDAY BUT SHE GHOST ME FOR FLIRTING
OK SMOCHI COME ON. YOU NEVER LIKED ME JUST WANTED TO MAKE ME INTO A LAUGHING STOCK ON Jow Forums. Going to cry to sleep now... oh wait the gf just pulled up. Time to smash.
Your gf is a slut banging all the busboys at the restaurant
But you have great taste in anime waifu
You literally can't rape your gf, dumbass. lol
How come all the pictures youve posted are of asian girls shopping?
I bet you go to stores & look for an asian girl creep behind her & take pictures of her to post here & jerk your tiny little asian penis to
Do you genuinely believe that or are you again trying to be edgy? I need to know.
Even if she says no, dick goes in pussy and she submits. It ends after im done and we both go to bed happy
good night im gonna smash
>if i post pics of her where i live people can track me down and dox me
No thanks.
Of course you cant, becayou have a tiny chink clitty
Its not normal to take pics of girls from the bsck & I already know you live in california east bay anyways
>Even if she says no, dick goes in pussy and she submits.
Again, isn't that rape?
>It ends after im done and we both go to bed happy
How can she be happy if you raped her?
I'm serious about this. I'm a literal autist who's never had a gf so i don't know how sexual dynamics work. The only two things i know is porn and feminist propaganda. What i don't know is what the real world is like. I'm not only asking OP, if any other normies want to explain, please please please do, i need to know.
i want to get a gf to post about her on Jow Forums now
It's part of the perks of being in a relationship. You can fuck her anytime. My house, my queen size bed, my car she drives = MY vagina.
Probably because i dont want you fags to see my gf's face.
>My house, my queen size bed, my car she drives = MY vagina.
Isn't this essentially exclusive prostitution? Sex for money? Do you love her?
You can post a regular pic & just blur out her face but no, instead you post pics from the back because you dont have a gf, they are just random asian girls shopping.
Last time you posted a pic of asian girl shopping for detergent I think & you said she took 3 hrs to choose the right one but thats a lie because girls only take a long time shopping when shopping for clothes
OP is either a rapist or doesn't have a gf. Do not take his words seriously.
Also to add to that, is this arrangement unspoken between you two? Did you tell her that you expect sex and in return she gets to live with you?
Hes larping but many couples do have this arrangment & its unspoken
No but the thing is, i see so many normies everywhere with a similar mentality, i don't know what to believe anymore.
Is this one of those masculinity/bragging things that other men are supposed to respect when in reality its not at all like that?
Normies gtfo
Orginalo
Well that sucks. The only thing i'd actually understand, money for sex, a transnational relationship, and it has to be unspoken.
It being unspoken opens up to so much miscommunication too. Like what are her limits? What are his? What exactly does she get? How often does he get her? Etc.
Thats how many relationships are & part of the reason there is many divorces
Well, that's one way to ruin a relationship
Lmao that's a rapist mindset
OP is a lying cunt. Viagra doesn't affect your libido, it just gives you a boner.
>She comes home late every night
>I-it's for work!
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