”get ready in 20 mins user, i got a surprise waiting for you”

>”get ready in 20 mins user, i got a surprise waiting for you”
>”oh and bring a towel and your swimsuit ;)”

What do?

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i hate these fucking empty threads.

you have no fucking life, user. you are a loser and we both know it.

please kys

Go get ready? What autism are you spreading today?

Get ready and bring a towel and a swimsuit?

The fuck else you suppose to do? Ask what you're doing?

How about you get back to the kitchen and put a homely dress on and stop pretending like you’re allowed to tell me what to do

this thread is bad and you should feel bad OP

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I would get ready and grab a towel? What the fuck question is this? Is this some retarded meme from /b/ that you thought was funny or something?

Are we going to the beach mommy?

Samefag

Ignore her cause I look up to callum :’)

The surprise is that she has a cock, I'd bring lube

Don't show up.

>what are you doing in my house, nigger?
neck yourself, op

Long gril

Reminds me of those terminal entries in H&H Tools in F:NV.

Start practicing my breast stroke if ya know what I mean

/thread

Retard alert

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Who the fuck are you and why are you in my house bitch

I-I'm bulking...

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fpbp

based

left tit sagged more than the right, i know which nipple you use to breastfeed gain goblin

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I think OP was implying that its summer and majority of fit is still fat.
Therefore when faced with situation such as these they can only stammer and mumble

Where the FUCK are the mods

Okay, but first you have to eat all the eggs

where's the strap-on

She looks like a thot, I walk away.

>grab my swim shorts I literally haven't used yet
>grab a towel
>currently sitting at 11% bf

wow so hard. If only it was actually this easy

She's literally the perfect woman.

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I'd cum in her

Do you have a dick in between those legs? Otherwise I ain't interested.

>using towel in 2018

wake up because it's a dream that a woman will ever love me again the way i am now.

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I love karinelle

>demanding actual substance when posting

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