Man, I can't wait until I'm a shredded 30 year old boomer

back to facebook

>mfw I get called a millennial but I'm actually gen z

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>that 65 year old zoomer

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Source?

>that 67 year old schumer

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I started shitposting that old wojack here as '30 y/o boomer' nearly a year ago. I am unbelievably happy that somebody picked it up and it took off.

>t. 28 y/o boomer

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DAAAAAAAAAAD TURN OFF THE LAND MOWER
I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING FORTNITE

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WEEEEEEEEHAAAAAA

WAKE UP SON

*IT AIN'T ME STARTS PLAYING*

based it aint me poster

is this the same boomer as the 'are ya winning son' guy?

You are a god damn retard

Post you're favorite tunes fellas
youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0
youtube.com/watch?v=i28UEoLXVFQ

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>that 30 year old boomer in the gym

FUCKIN GROSS!! cant these people hang out with their own kind in the "health and leisure center" and not the fuckin commercial gym? its fuckin disgustin seeing these senile fucks movin around like headless chickens in the gym

I'm the user that unironically made the monster edit (which you just shitposted) - that's what got it to take off

Sorry buddy but I'm 23 and a boomer. It's too late for me. I need to check into the retirement home already

Replace charger with this for accuracy.

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Why lie on the internet? I was the one that made that edit dude. Not cool. :/

I actually have proof (to an extent) that I can post

>I didn't actually save the .xcf file though so I can't show the layers and all

Same. These boomer memes are making me excited to be 30

youtube.com/watch?v=wPlKNWYhFP4

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zoomer?
What's that?

a young person acting like a boomer

>Starts vacuum
VVVVVVVVHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR
NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S SATURDAY MORNING
>Opens a can of Diet Coke
VVVVVVVVHHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MOM STOP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
>Takes a sip
VVVVVVVVHHHHIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING JORDAN PETERSON PLEASE
>Gets vacuum stuck on a loose thread
VVVVVVVHHHHIIIIRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNRRRRMMMMMRRRRRNNRRRMMMMMNNNRRRR
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>"You better get up and help your father!"

youtube.com/channel/UCLB3FLLV7CVFueVLEpkhXiQ
youtube.com/watch?v=vROWbsVcq-c
youtube.com/watch?v=z2KAJNyCriM

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oh shit new oc? saved

youtu.be/7khQNR7s1Ho

youtube.com/watch?v=i9r_nMzdTu4

I never want this ride to end.

thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=xuoXkMZvD5Q

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kek

>be 31
>am dad
>monster white daily (counting macros)
>trying to get shredded
>kid completely sick of hearing about macros and deadlifts
>what else is there to talk about
>live in whitest, boomeriest suburb of all time
>play pickleball w my Boomer friends weekly

Thank u based anons for this blessed meme. Gives me strength to continue down the Boomer path

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based pickleball boomers

>10AM

more like 6AM
after you worked until midnight at the supermarket the night before

POP THESE SIPPIES LIKE A WHEELIE NIGGA

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Get a better job son and you wouldn't be having that problem.

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>that 30 year old boomer getting heated at Jow Forums memes

Whoa grandpa time for an aspirin before you have a heart attack

it's great watching boomers actually retire, none of them actually have enough money, you know the average boomer's retirement fund will only give them 8000 a year PER HOUSEHOLD

they have spent everything and have basically no savings, at best they have a few houses but most of them really don't.

>be me
>29
>own house in suburbia
>huge yard requires huge mower because America
>mow lawn at 9am
>neighbor comes over and asks if I'll do it later because their fat NEET weaboo son keeps complaining
>work on project car and use pneumatic tools for hours

is this the best meme since spurdo?

whats the finger doing there?

i think it's indicating that somebody took a picture of a picture to post online and covered the license plate number. bretty fucking funny tbqh

it's a craigslist thing

Go back to your containment center, boomers

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>tfw he only fuck new hoes

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It's a new "boomer" meme that we both missed out on for leaving Jow Forums for 2 days and everyone else is superior to us for being in the know.

BOOOOMMMMERRRR YEAAAAAA

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MAKE THE MOTHER AND FATHER VERSION PLEASE

Calm down there Youngblood. Now pay for my pension you dyel cuck

>be 22 yo conservative autist
>work 30yo millennial tease me about being an old man in a young man’s body
>this meme shows up
>get up from my shitposting station at home shouting “IM A BOOMER. IM A GOD DAMN 22 YEAR OLD BOOMER”
>role play by myself as an actual boomer for a few moments

>my dad drinks mountain dew kickstart
>my mom drinks diet coke and orange monster

Based Tekashi

Based

Is your dad Jodi?

hahahaha funny :D

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based

I have the .xfc file

If you go onto craigslist or any car forum, when a boomer posts a picture of his car he usually will block out the license plate with his finger. I'm not sure why they don't just take the shot from an angle where it isn't in sight, or why they really even bother in the first place.

This meme is shit

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>30 year old boomer
You chaponiggers are doubling down I see.

fuck you

So what things do I need to actually do/have to qualify as boomer?

>t. boomer

I want your life, user

>that 80 year old millennial who doesn't understand memes

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I've always wanted to own an old timey Chevy Impala. Does that make me a boomer at heart? I also listen to dad rock.

if have the urge to own an old car you are most likely a boomer

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If you start being productive right now, you might not have to ride a john deer tractor, but instead could own a 0turn ;)

This boomer/monster meme is infecting the entire site.
Well played, Jow Forums.

better calves than 90% of /fit

r_picmip 16

That's my kinda ride, honest. Give me that over a Ferrari or a Beamer, although I'd rather have an Aston Martin .

>that 12 year old boomer that can't take a joke

>t. 23 year old boomer who still thinks he's young

For me, it's the Chevelle

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I HATE ZOOMERS.

I HATE THEM ALL

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All of the A bodies are great cars, but the chevelle is the boomer car among them

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>the boomer

kek this is my dad to a T except he’s playing Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary Edition

Fucking hell I laughed. I bet there’s some dude in /v/ or Jow Forums losing his shit right about now

same
i prefer boomers

How did you get a picture of my Saturday mornings

Im 30 yo and am a ginger software developer that works from home. Drinking diet sunkist, eating clean, and lifting weights. Turns out 12 years of Jow Forums didnt ruin me. Love boomer memes sweetie. Keep em comin

I'm not a boomer if I want an 80s Porsche!

Is this a chapo meme?

It's been every day for months

Boomers all seem to think the internet can hack their car if their license plate is visible, blurring it out in paint is also too hard for them.

No I have the x file

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

Lol. My dad is 61 and plays pickleball. Too real