>be me >23 yr old virgin male nurse >go to nursing university >1st year immediately get thrown in some nursing home to take care of old people for free >instructor tells me to go change the catheter on this retarded old woman in a wheelchair >"spread her legs" >o-ok >see a complete mess.. WTF am i looking at.. >"you see that white thing hanging out of her vagina? she has a loose uterus, you need to push it in with your hand" >i stick my fingers in her >she starts to twitch and gobble like a turkey, obviously feeling some sort of pleasure >tfw i'm a virgin >tfw my first sexual encounter was with a mentally retarded old woman in a wheelchair >couldnt watch porn for weeks
Holy shit dude. That's fucked up. My partner is a nurse but she has never told me any horror stories like this, except that when she was doing aged care she had to do some ass wiping and showering. Guess you're one unlucky amigo. Glad I didn't go into any medical fields
Aaron Martin
what kinda faggot goes to school to be a nurse
Robert Morales
Are there actually male nurses? That’s a fresh piece of information for me
Gavin Lee
Hahahaha
David Barnes
>how do you guys deal with this shit?
Adam Russell
op here... i did ass wiping too. its fucking gross
Wyatt Bennett
I'm a software/web dev
My human contact during work consists of talking about upcoming project requirements, bugs and what I've done for the day.
That said, I'm glad theres people like you out there, OP. Being the son of a nurse, you will get used to this shit. You'll also have to deal with shit if you haven't already
Oliver Martin
that's healthcare for you.
Thomas Murphy
Paramedic. Thanks for changing out the cath tube while I hit on the cute RN's at their station.
Dominic Bell
kek'd hard
Cooper James
this is why most male nurses are faggots
have you tried sucking a cock yet?
Cooper Russell
I am legitimately sorry you had to go through that
I've walked in on 2 gay guys fucking and that wasn't as gay as your job OP. God bless you I'll never hate my job again.
Parker Richardson
I'm a male critical care nurse. I was a firefighter/paramedic first but the pay is shit. I literally make triple as a nurse. I work at a trauma center though so I'm knee deep in blood, guts, and gore. I don't know why anyone would ever work at nursing home or do any kind of the lame boring shit that is typical of a nurse. Work in an emergency room. You get to work around tons of hot women that mire your gains. The pay is higher if you're a Male also.
Cameron Murphy
Lol paramedics are even more pathetic than male nurses. Get on that MD level bro
Christopher Davis
Ohhhhhh boy
Carter Wood
And this ladies, is why you do your kegel exercises.
Cameron Gutierrez
im pretty sure firefighters get paid more. you can work half the year and take rest off, and get paid like 100k a year...
Tyler Robinson
A filipino
Lucas Brooks
op here. i went because my mom told me to
Brandon Wright
>male nurse >mom picked his career >fingered an old retard haha fuck
Guy at work left to be firefighter in ~100k population shitty town. 40k starting but good benifits. 100k seems pretty damn high
Justin Smith
How long till you get to the making money part
Mason Gonzalez
>it's another "no matter what profession a guy on Jow Forums has, he is always among the top people at his position, and he is always surrounded by tons of hot women always lusting after him" post
The guy is literally in nursing uni at the moment you mong give him a little I'm sure the first floor you worked on had people with melon sized holes clean through them
Caleb Ortiz
you touched a vagene, you don't belong here anymore
