>that 29 year old boomer
That 29 year old boomer
LOOK AT HIS HEAD
>29 year old boomer
>still wearing a college t-shirt
that's gonna be a yikes from me dawg
based
>That 29yo black boomer who just started working out and fixing his 'life'
Is that you user?
I'm not sure who I am anymore.
Does being a 26 yo with a masters, a carreer, a house and a decent car who is dating a 18 yo 9/10 and doesn't do shit but partying in the weekend and lifting and reading in the week count as a boomer?
boomers wear their frat shirts all the time brah "Yeah when I was in college I could do twice that weight buddy"
You could always join the military and reinvent yourself. Grab a comfy 3-4 year contrct job in the army for something youd enjoy or that would set you up for once you get out. Something in intel/crypto maybe. Theyre handing out fat bonuses atm like crazy. Once you get out youll have money saved, and a gi bill to get free college if you choose. Just saying its an idea friend.
depends, wahts your masters in? And you say shes a 9/10 but until you post pics we cant judge.
your arrogance blinds you
Yes.
If you have to ask...
back to the nursing home gramps
>heh guys check out how smooth I am
>masters in museum studies
"haha yeah guys, im 26 with a master and a gold digger GF, see im not a boomer
"I party every single weekend, just like the good ol' days. I also date a GF that reminds me of my high school years. Im not a boomer tho."
Law
It does
Never minded it but had 5 different people question it
Not denying me having money affects her judgement
Also not denying my hairline is reciding. But whatever, we're happy. Thanks guys.
Ya bro, there are totally no downsides to that plan.
>army
>intel
>not just getting saddled as a bullet sponge
Pick the last one, you never had a choice anyway. If you're hell bent on the military then at least pick one of the three branches that won't have you choking on Allah's dick for 4+ years.
these memes crack me up.
If you're around Jow Forums and born between 87-92, then you are /that boomer/
boomer is a mindset, not a number
>crack me up
I can hear a boomer
29 yr old boomer here.
been on Jow Forums since jan 2007
don't give a shit about vidya. in fact I've never touched a PS4 or Xbox One.
I "get" memes from the last few years but I don't find any of them even slightly amusing
getting laid is way easier now that I'm older
I make 5 times as much money as I did when I was 21
I haven't gone to /b/ or Jow Forums in years
oh look. another rich lawyer owning a house while barely out of school and "dating a super hot 18 year old" because he cant get a girl his own age and parties nonstop on wekeneds because of how alpha and extroverted he is post on Jow Forums
nice digits friends
one year til your golden Jow Forums birthday. let us know and we'll have a big celebration :)
My man
Man I wish you the strength I had to get through your shit
This boomer shit is too real...
Imagine being such a loser that you have a supposedly good job, social status, etc, and you have to resort to trolling high school campuses and slut dating apps like tinder to find young whores lacking father figures who who are only spreading their legs for you because you can buy them shit and act like a sugar daddy to them
God I hope I don't end up like that and I could actually find women my age with similar prospects and situation to mine
alright now tell us..... do you drink /sips/?
>92
DELET THIS, I STILL HAVE TIME
nah. black coffee most days. sometimes green tea
This is me. I have been working out almost everyday since December 27th, really starting the see the gains these past 2 months. I want to join the Air Force as a mechanic, I already work on cars for a living so I have a lot of experience and enjoyment in this field.
When I first started working out I could barely run 1 mile, usually requiring 2 rests during that distance. Now I can run 2 miles non stop at around 7-7.5 mph. 27 years old btw
>tfw I'm a "boomer" to you guys
>tfw I fucking don't care because it's hilarious
keep it up you young faggots.
>cant get a girl his own age
Chances are most of the girls his age just found themselves on the wrong end of the bell curve when it comes to fucking Chad and partying on the weekdays and are about a year from thinking they deserve someone like him to settle down with.
Stay toasty
this guy
doesn't even /sip/
proud of it
Ive been getting trolled since before you were born son
2/10 gotta step your game up, not even slightly butt flustered
>implying us boomers arent fucking with eachother
tastes like shit, is expensive and coffee does way more for me anyways
If it does then keep on boomin' baby!
we all got some boomer in us
lmao my fraternity was "sponsored" by monster, basically we would get a free crate every week to give to people at our parties
We had closets full of sips that no one would drink because we were so sick of it, makes me laugh every time I see a sip meme
>my fraternity
kek
you know what i always say, old timer.. when in doubt, boom it out
whats so funny gayboy
fraternity is something a boomer would say
he's only 26 years old. girls don't get to that terrible panicking age until their mid to late 30s or past. mid 20s girls are absolutely fine
but keep defending this aspie whose only benefits are money and he uses it to act as a sugar daddy to teenage girls to make up for how he was a virgin through high school and college
>26
>dating a 18 yo
lmao
I love how this post when completely out of focus, the focus being 29 year old boomer dom mazzetti
>born in 1999
>already feeling like a boomer
>that 19 y/o boomer
The receding hairline gives it away, it's tragic man.
Jokes on you, I'm 26 and also have an 18 year old gf but I'm a college dropout who's failing miserably in life.
>Trying to brag this shitly on /fit
>gj retard, no one believes your bad role playing
Partying is homosexual, degenerate, cuckshit.
what's a boomer now? it's redefined here, right?
when did this shitty boomer meme start? it's pretty subpar
Why don't you lurk for a year before posting, cancerfaggots?
i've been here for years you faggot
i'm here since 2009 kid but didn't to know all meme shit caus i have a life outside u know faggot.
Dom(mike ) was actually college age in this vid(22-23)
LLM? Are you eurochad?