How many ostrich eggs do you eat?

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Atlanta

I only eat human eggs fertilized by Chads

u wot

That looks delicious. I wonder if they taste better than chicken eggs?

based

daily reminder to eat more ostrich

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None you absolute fucking madman.

double dubs checked

aside from chicken eggs, duck and quail eggs are the only worth tasting
but chicken eggs is the best egg anyway

All of them

sure bud, let me just go down to the goddam ostrich farm and pick one out for slaughter

i'll bring the kids.

George Soros!?

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its widely available in yurop.
US farmers just need some convincing.

>cheaper to rear than almost every other meat producing livestock
>grows to slaughter size much quicker than mammalian livestock
>high value byproducts, feathers for fashion and skin for fine leather, also dem eggs.guano makes good fertilizer too
>lower environmental impact than cattle, so pleasing to the green crowd

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I'm roughly the size of a barge

>are absolute cunt birds

4 always with placenta

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Chicken eggs are bad enough why would I eat this trash?

2 dozen raw ostrich eggs a day plus a jar of peanut butter a day

> not also drinking a gallon of milk
not gonna make it lad

thats why you imprint them as chicks. they'll follow you anywhere if they think you're family

Liver with chorizo mushrooms and onions. Fuck, I would devour that.

Is this a roundabout way of saying you eat cum?

Bon appetit

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I don't even know what I'm looking at in this picture. Just looks like a hunk of meat.

its a dead ostrich

Pls gib recipe for photo

Is that fucking a bird made of red meat?

So, 5 dozen... now that you’re grown.

Yea someone pls explain, why is this bird providing red meat

not all birds are white meat, same as not all mammals are red meat

white meat: fast twitch muscle fibres, sudden bursts of activity
red meat: slow twitch fibres, more endurance

Cum isn't a fertilized egg. He eats babies.

What does it taste like?

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or cum and menstrual flow

kinda beefy. terrible if you overcook it, so rare to medium. any higher and you'd need a sauce or gravy

So stick with beef is what you're saying.

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4.22,60;0k grams

Thanks,

what is pork?