>Grug hear village elder say to younglings to drink many vase of milk every day
>Grug roll eyes
>Grug hear elder tell younglings to do heavysits
>Grug think that for women folk
>Gurg hear elder say to eat brown grass every day
>Grug eat animals and stonger than elder
>Grug ask elder last time he see his loicloth snake
>He say 10 winters
Grug hear village elder say to younglings to drink many vase of milk every day
Aiden Morris
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Isaiah Torres
Me think grug not natty, me tell elder
Evan Kelly
Nug think grug right.
Nug think pick up heavy log for cavemouthfire make Nug bigger stronger more than elders Nug eat man animals to swallow animal strengths
Adrian Ortiz
I'm just imagining the caveman who discovered lifting and spent his days lifting rocks and mammuth bones with a bunch of other primates laughing at him lmao
Christian Cooper
kekked
Jason Gutierrez
>Drog always listen to elder
>Drog do only heavysits
>Drog drink 3 milk pots in day
>Drog legs now size of mammoth's
>Drog no longer fit in loincloth
>womengrugs laughing.rockpg
Ian White
Sorta reminds me of this
Jason Butler
when we study history we always think of our ancestors as some super serious guys but imagine all the stupid shit they did and all the joke they made referencing the culture and personalities of the time
Kevin Collins
>gug strong
>gug kill long tooth cat with hands
>gug lift 4 boulder over gug head
>women scared of gug
>women attracted to bug
>bug small but talk good
>gug hate big talk
>gug lonely
Jaxon Hill
imagine columbu's crew finding out they landed on an undiscovered continent instead of india lol their brain probably exploded
Gavin Cooper
>"Below the drawing of a man with a large nose"
Hmmmmmmmm
Liam Clark
I was reading some stories about Norse mythology where a "draugr" was sitting on a barrel and some random Norseman runs up and pushes him into the water before getting chased all way around Scandanavia. Pretty sure he did it again later in the story.
Not to mention every holiday and festival was everyone getting drunk and having good times.
Austin Cruz
>bug born weak
>bug berry picker
>bug always afraid of larger grogs
>bug want to sit with grogs by fire, hear tale of big mammoth hunt, but bug scared
>bug now sit with ladygrogs
>ladygrogs like bug because bug no can smash ladygrogs
>but ladygrogs only want to bonk with big grogs
>bug wants to be big grog
>bug hates bug
Liam Cooper
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Jow Forums
Angel Carter
I made it into a banner.
Maybe a mod can add it.
Lucas Bennett
Since when did cavemen have the technology to create nails?
Daniel Green
Long nose tribe give to Grug's tribe.
Henry Powell
>Grug alone
Owen Harris
>We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus
sounds comfy
William Torres
>grug only 5 club 4
>made fun of by chieftans for being gruglet
>ask me when grug learn
Caleb Smith
Gold
Isaiah Davis
.rockpg
I chuckled.
Jordan Baker
Max kek
Gabriel Lewis
I wish it didn't remind you of anything so I wouldn't have clicked on something so awful
Aaron Davis
Can someone translate this to english please?
Robert Morales
nice one
Brandon Sanchez
Lurk more
It’s memes inside memes
Ryder Moore
There's nothing wrong with drinking milk, right? I have a glass of milk everyday after my yoga to strengthen my bones.
Robert Phillips
Yeah you should have plenty of dairy. You need vitamin d too for the calcium to do anything though.
Ryder Kelly
>grug cant stop smelling burning sticky smelly leaf and eating all grug’s animals
>grug belly too soft to attract ladygrogs
Samuel Morgan
No problem in that lol OP is referencing guys who tell new lifters to do GOMAD which is a gallon of whole milk every day plus food.
Logan Gutierrez
What has vitamin D?
Justin Morales
>Schopenhauer had a meltdown from a noisy woman in his apartment block, and threw her down the stairs. The courts made him pay her a pension for the rest of her life, and he made an autistic essay defending his actions.
>Marx got piss drunk and procrastinated for FIFTEEN YEARS before he published the Communist Manifesto. He finished it all the week that it was due, and Engels wrote his name in the authors list despite writing almost none of it; group assignments haven't changed much
>Roman colloseums have ancient graffiti yelling about how big various gladiator's dicks are and how much pussy they slay
>almost anything Diogenes of Sinope did
Grayson Gonzalez
Just google it retard
Jaxson Stewart
Me hear elder say all time people who pick up heavy things cant die and can do more stuff better
Luke Peterson
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
kek, simmer down Incelius Primus
Henry Wright
The original L O N D O N meme
Jason King
>Chocolate milk has vitamin D
Thank God. I have a glass of white milk then chocolate milk right after my yoga workout.
David Gray
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1951: Sarra, you are not being very nice, leaving me all alone like this
Ikftf, Ancient-bro
Carson Reyes
MODS MODS, please add this
Carter Brown
Longnose tribe say twenty were burned in Holubunga, but Grug only count seven burn-caves
something not add up
Brandon Stewart
how do grug get girl loincloths off? how chug do it so easily? should grug give up rocklift if grug is only five feet and seven fingers tall?
Samuel Adams
>only five feet and seven fingers tall
when Gruglets learn?
Jaxon Walker
>I screwed the barmaid
Amidst all the surrounding articulation, that caught me off-guard
Cooper Thomas
there's so many that are tfwnogf, and more that are just dudes overly bragging about their gf. Or fucking boys.
Justin Brown
>(on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
Tyler Rivera
>VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2192: Sollemnes, you screw well!
You're not fooling anyone, Sollemnes.
Gavin Lopez
> (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread
Every time this is posted, it's this one that gets me.
Asher Brooks
Good for him; he's got his life figured out
Ethan Williams
>be Theophilus Cunnilungus Maximus
>read wall graffiti with my name on it
>ohshit.stonetablet
>cover it up with dirt
>good thing nobody will ever read this
>crisis averted
Leo Thomas
this is 1 step away from a plebbit pun thread, enjoy what Jow Forums has become you shitlords
Isaiah Fisher
you're no steps away from not having fun
Logan Williams
kill yourself faggot
Nathan Scott
Grayson Gomez
Theophilus confirmed for alpha
Jonathan Gray
Logan Rodriguez
Was he doing S22L (subsellium to 2 leuga) while watching his macros
Alexander Brooks
Christian Adams
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1816: Epaphra, you are bald!
Epaphra, the 2030 year old Boomer.
Thomas Gonzalez
>watching his macros
>bread
Chase Perez
>Diogenes
That guy went crazy on banter once:
>Diogenes sitting in his barrel
>Ruler comes up to him
>asks what Diogenes desires
>gtfo the sun
Jonathan Gonzalez
He didn't just sass some ruler, he sassed Alexander the Great.
>"But truly, if I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes."
Asher Jones
>ruining your 2 month nofap streak to the thought of ladygrogs
Also someone should make a green text about grug doing nofap
Kayden Wright
>"Were I not Diogenes, I, too, would endeavour to be Diogenes"
>barges in on Socrates' lecture; mogs him
>yells at passerby walking into brothel, blackmails them into giving him money, uses that money in that very brothel
alpha as fuck
Thomas Flores
I gave it a shot
>grug see other grugs be weaker and weaker
>other grugs only pick berries and play with pee stick looking at long nose tribe cave paintings
>grug think long nose tribe try to make tribe weak
>grug no eats berries, no looks at cavepaintings
>grug feel stronger
>other grugs too far into trap, think grug is stupid
>grug cant unsee long nose tribe tricks
>feelsbadgrug
Charles Bailey
What a fukken legend.
Isaiah Perry
>(gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread
Nice blog fellator, how do I unsubscribe?
Juan Foster
Secundus is Chad
Gabriel Collins
>long nose tribe
Nice
Brody Hughes
>still stick is joke
>be grug
>grug mad after slick stick
>grug think slick stick bad
>grog say he no slick stick for 20 big moons
>grog pack hunter
>grug try
>12th moon
>grug stick hurt!
>grug look at muddy twig
>Flesh look like mammoth meat!
>grug pee red!
>Elder pokes poo cave
>yabbadabba.dont
>Elder give berries for poo death
>grug hate grog
>grog have big nose too!
Camden Williams
>Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7thlegion, was here.The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
Ryan Rogers
>5 club 4
lel
Evan Turner
something not add up this time we build smoke huts and do job right and finish off long nose tribe so they stop make gruglina made with burn skin ash tribe
Adrian Howard
>>bug hates bug
S-stahp...
Hudson Baker
Let's spam this until mods add it
Colton Jackson
>gruglets
When they learn?
Lincoln Harris
>some super serious guys
Cavemen brains were about ≈200 cubic centimeters larger than modern humans'
You can bale agriculture to turn people into basedbeings.
Easton Wood
GRUG VINES ROCKMAO
Lincoln James
>me see grizzlygrug doing heavysits and skystones
>grizzlygrug eat like whole tribe
>absgrug think he strong but grizzlygrug mog triceratops
>me have to live it
Luke Morales
Cock
Hunter Gray
grug is above average of tribe
mom told grug so
Jaxson Bell
In 2-3 years said caveman would brake their necks and fuck all their women. I’d say it’s worth it.
Isaac Taylor
>Bignose tribe say 6 die in holobunga
>me think “6 that a lot”
>me think “only 3 smoke hut”
>Grug think bignose tribe lie
Jose Johnson
Mods please! Gib!
Elijah Cruz
>VI.14.20 (House of Orpheus); 4523: I have buggered men
David Reed
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
Brutal
Luke Smith
niice
Kayden Clark
>I.4.5 (House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose); 2375: Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.
Oy vey
Ryder Davis
MOODDSSSS
Nicholas Diaz
Please add this mods
Andrew Carter
>VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.
Based.
Ryan Wood
lmfao
Austin Bailey
>Lug tribe get visit from Bignose shaman
>Bignose shaman say it good let women rule tribe
>Bignose shaman say it good let brownskin clansmen join tribe
>Lug tribe elders think Bignose smart, make change
>Lug tribe not do so well
>Lug visit Bignose tribe
>Bignose tribe no have woman ruler
>Bignose tribe have NO brownskin clansmen
Lug think Bignose shaman trick Lug tribe...
Lincoln Martinez
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
the original kys
Ayden Thompson
>VI.14.43 (atrium of a House of the Large Brothel); 1520: Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hate them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.
holy shit it's Jow Forums
Noah Lopez
henlo new frendo
Adam Gray
>me small grug
>grizzlygrug big grug
>grizzlygrug scream when move big rocks
>me admire big grug
>me respect grug
Grizzlygrug grug big grug me respect
Ryder Fisher
Using this thread to ask my question.
My girlfriend of three months just confided in me that she was raped by a family member when she was 13. If I stay with her despite knowing this does it make me a cuck? I kissed her and told her that I didn't care but it's actually really bothering me and I feel fucking pissed at myself and her.
Nathaniel Reed
>2 month streak
holy shit, my best is like a three weeks, I was doing well recently then I got a date planned and that set my mind off