Have you ever puked, pissed or shat yourself in the gym in front of others?

back in high school (when I was a fat fuck) we were doing the beep test and I pushed myself to get level 10
the second I finished I spewed my lunch on the gym floor while everyone watched, including the girl I liked
most people liked how I pushed myself past that limit and I inspired others
wasn't embarrassed in the slightest

>tfw no gf from fitness class

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If you haven't thrown up at the end of a good workout you aren't pushing yourself hard enough

Also mods why the fuck is this stickied

sticky.png is a greater clickbait than pic related

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Were you actually so fat you were allergic to exercise ?

not in the gym but on the track field, probably worst day of my life.

>be me ,senior year of highschool
>running on the track after school, usually empty cause off season
>two older girls pull up in a car, must be from the college
>they start jogging
>get nervous as fuc that someone is singling me out judging my routine
>pick up the pace, start sprinting, lap them multiple times
>get my 3 miles in record time, getting ready to leave track
>feeling dizzy, drink some of my protein shake, make it maybe 5 steps off the track field before i collapse, start puking, crying it hurt so bad
>girls come over & ask if i'm okay
>i look up & they see puke all over me
>"wow what the fuck gross, let's leave"
>puke for some more minutes, finally stops
>throw my shirt away & walk home crying
>oneitis that lived on the same block was outside & saw me, asked what was wrong but i was too ashamed, ignored her & she never talked to me again
>never ran at track in off season again

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Lol

Nah dude I had a big salad few hours earlier, I wasn't planning to go gym that day.

I'm allergic to tomatos and other veg/fruits, but it's mild itching and discomfort. Cardio exaggerates the allergy.

Nothing like that but my nose started to burst out blood from both nostrils during heavy leg press, finished the set though. also glad i wore a red shirt.

This pepe pisses me off so much.

Had a tennis lesson back in hs. My coach really made me work in that hour, probably as tough a workout as I’ve had. People underestimate the conditioning in tennis. Anyway
>last five minutes when we’re working on serves
>stomach starts to cramp real bad
>manage not to shit pants until after we’re done
>feel the lump in my throat as I literally sprint to the bathroom
>slam my ass on the toilet and unleash death
>body feels like a million degrees
>feel extremely nauseous suddenly too
>grab a trash can and violently puke while also shitting liquid
>extreme stomach cramps, probably most pain I’ve ever been in in my life
>feel like I’m going to pass out
>manage not to die and crawl out of the bathroom an hour later
>ten minute drive back home
>had to stop twice because wasn’t sure I could make it home without accidentally killing myself
Missed a couple weeks of school after, slept unironically 18 hours a day for about ten days. Apparently I had some strain of mono

Never happened but I feel SO fucking close to puking when doing leg raises sometimes
It’s just a matter of time

I probably farted many times, just don't hear it through earphones.

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I puked all over a bicep curl machine at a YMCA like a decade ago. During a set. I blacked out and got hospitalized for influenza. Came back a week later and no one was there. I probably spread it to everyone. RIP.

Not embarrassing bro just impressive

Fucking stickbait

puked after training a couple times, but was already back at home, so no

FUCK YOU DELETE THAT FUCK YOU

No but nosebleeds have happened pushing myself to the limit on heavy deadlift and squat sets

what's the joke here?

puked in front of people before after running too hard.

I fart a lot on the bench lmao

>that one year you were the fat kid that couldn't make it past 15 laps and next year you got Jow Forums and lasted the longest

Feelsgoodman

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>t. brainlet

I vomited in front of two girls after running 1.5 miles in middle school. Running was so difficult early on in my life.

Yeah tell us the joke you fuckers

Phone posters wouldn’t get it.

t. phoneposter

I passed out once.

>First day in the gym
>felt light headed, so I sit down on the floor
>next thing I remember, I wake up, slumped over, face down on the floor
>look around the gym
>nobody even noticed

Got a nosebleed after doing squats once. It was only 95 kg lmao

That's why I wear a squat diaper. Closest I have come to puking is a dry heave.

>wake up late for gym
>no time to eat breakfast
>work out core pretty hard
>run to trash can and puke

happened more often than I'd like to admit

lmao same here. tried '4scoopscmon!' on an empty stomach. surprised i kept it in as long as i did

>That's why I wear a squat diaper.
Do people actually do this?

pussy

attaboy skip

lel

>ymca

pros to being unnoticed

checked

Tennis conditioning can get pretty brutal. I'm remembering my throat making some ungodly wheezing sounds

I puked during a football training camp during HS, and a couple years ago from taking pre-workout on an empty stomach whilst extremely hungover.