He's not going to make it, is he?

Why the fuck is boogieposting even a thing?

You should hope that he does make it, he truly is /ourguy/

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He probably ate more like 3800 calories.

*he paid to bang a hooker

No, he won`t make it. He went too far

this faggot is an eternal victim. its pathetic, his whole existence is based on tears. holy fuck.

1800 calories are nothing to him lol

s-still counts, r-right?

When he eats 400 gr of fried chips he counts only the calories for 100gr ie the standard. He doesnt multiply that x4

B-b-but he had a really rough childhood though!!!!

Hes a lifetime fatass... I can almost quarantee the motherfucker eyeballs anything that doesnt come individually wrapped with the calories printed on it, 1800 probably means 2800.

Why is he famous again?
Tell me he isnt even michael moore or anything

PAY

FOR

Pathetic.

But at least it's something.

MY

Y-yeah...

why can't we just throw him in a small jail cell with a treadmill and just give him water when he is hungry?

no food for a 2 years
what would happen?

just water and a treadmill

He doesn't need to nee

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He wouldn't use the treadmill but I like your thinking

how about water, treadmill and raw vegetables?
no

BULL'S

what did he mean by this?
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What the fuck

His sedentary TDEE is ~3100-3600, so that'd still be about 3lbs per week of weight loss

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Someone posted her face and from what I remember she's a 5 at best. Unless I'm fuzing her face with his ex-wife's.

I would do this shit at 10 years old and think I was the funniest guy in the world.

1800 is too much, sooner or later he'll break down and binge eat then cry about it. He's trying to run before he can walk.

He hasn't lost weight for a good while now

Fitness youtubers and coaches offer to help him but he prefers doing therapy and what not, probably still scared of any physical activity that could make him sweat even more than just sitting in front of his computer.

People saying the chick he banged is Lucy Foxx, a escort/camgirl

why is he famous tho? ive heard alot about boogie but never got around to see what he actually does aside from the drama and crying in public
that cant be it right? at some point people get tired of loosers searching for pitty and i been seeing this kind of post for months now, is he a pro videogame player or something?

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That's pretty much it from what I can tell. Sometimes he streams himself playing games or maybe talk. I give the guy props for trying to lose weight. But at the same time it seems that he's not taking it seriously and plays victim.

it seems like every time he talks its like " X, Y and Z happened to me, so thats why im fat " or insecure or any other shit and everyone flocks in support to him
the dude is an attention whore at this point, everyone has their issues but he tries to make a living out of them instead of solving them

he's just a youtuber who has been vlogging for like 10+ years so people are invested in his "storyline".

yeah

Ofc he will make it he HAD FUCKING SURGERY. Nothing to respect here.

he's imitating the dude he's responding to

Okay then.

>went on a date
>lipstick on my dog
Is he saying he went on a date with his dog?

He got famous for his "Francis" videos, where he plays an angry, loud, spoiled brat of a gamer who would smash shit and scream about stuff he's mad at involving games, with some random sketches based around his fatness thrown in, like doing a belly flop into a pool at over 500 pounds.

As his audience got older, he scaled way back on the Francis character videos and became a more traditional gaming vlog channel, and now people are more invested in him as a person and his actual, non-Francis'd takes on topics in the world of video games than the in-character rage videos.

His stomach is the size of an egg, yet he's still managing to eat 3,000 calories per day. I'm actually impressed the fat fuck is still able to eat so much food.

Is he calling his date a dog?

His lukewarm takes that amount to him saying nothing?

Well what can I say, people like to hear him talk. Probably because he actually has a good radio voice.

Why does everyone call Gabe Newell "Boogie" these days? is it code for something?

Yes, he has a vagina now, which is why people say "Boogie is dead". By that they mean the old male Boogie is dead, he died the day Boogina was born.