Sex addiction embarassing stories thread

Based trips. Checked.

I've done similar
>fucked one chick at work
>word got out
>had some cock-craving slut in a relationship hit me up
>exchanged nudes via Snap
>fucked her raw in her bed
3 weeks passed
>walk into the office
>all eyes on me
>walk to desk and coworker makes comment about my body
>"I didn't know you were so ripped user"
>Absolute confusion
>"Y-you too"

This all eyes on my thing continued for 3 days until I asked someone what was going on

>bitch I fucked used some snapsave app to make herself cum to my body
>her boyfriend found out I fucked her
>stormed her phone and found the images
>sent them to everyone in her contact list
>posted them to Facebook

tl:;dr put my dick in a thot, boyfriend found out, posted my Snapchat nudes on thots phone to FB and sent them out to all her friends

Work is a legitimate social mindfield and everyone has seen my body and cock

same here, some of them know about it. Others have no clue. Some are frisky at work, making others jealous.
It's not just a minefield. It's an orbital nuke if idle, minefield if moving

am interested.

just what it sounds like.
>be horny dumbass
>constantly flirt with female coworkers (not even intending to fuck)
>somehow i do
>even my boss
>lots of jealousy ensued

i partially blame my companies business model where only two people work late shifts.

I just want to fuck some thots and have them disappear in the morning so I can focus on my work. Long relationships take time & money & effort to build and are emotionaly draining.

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this sounds funny but unintentionally alpha as fuck.

You pissed her off somehow and she was trying to hurt your fee fees

gros c'est mort, moi je veux juste baiser et après qu'elle disparaisse.

>exchanged nudes via Snap
>bitch I fucked used some snapsave app to make herself cum to my body

Random question lads. Is it acceptable to screenshot nudes via snap (they see you screenshotted it) or do I need some app like this to do it in secret? Or am I suppose to jerk off to the 8 second timer.

No, that's how you get them to stop sending you nudes.

>21 years old and nigger rich for the summer
>Want to have a threesome
>Go on Backpage and see an ad for 2 milfs, no faces but nice curvy bodies
>Get off work then head to their hotel
>Get in and they're both barely average faces but bodies were nice and thicc with big fake titties
>One looked like my grandma though, as in she didn't look old but had pretty much the same facial structure
>Had to push that to the back of my mind along with her lazy eye
>We get naked
>Do a threeway make out, don't feel gross because I live in an area where all the prostitutes won't even suck your dick without a condom
>They start sucking my cock without a condom though
>Sheeeit too late now though
>Fuck for a little
>They do porn voices and really fake orgasms
>It's annoying but whatever
>They start jacking me off but it's taking a bit
>They start talking about eating pussy trying to get me off
>Say I like it but didn't mean to eat theirs
>One mounts my face and being the beta I am I start licking while the other is still jacking me off
>Cum eventually and leave

And that's the time I spent $300 to get face raped by two milf whores

True, makes sense. Guess it's just a cock tease for them

I'll download some third party app to save them.

if you have an iphone, i found a method that doesnt send the screenshot notification. you download a program called lonelyscreen which is an airplay reciever, link your phone to it (they gotta be on the same wifi network) and then use lightshot or gyazo to screenshot the nude when it shows up on lonelyscreen. foolproof my man

Please shut the fuck up, beaners.

Can’t you just start recording your phone screen (iOS 11.x can do this, not sure about Android) and then open the snap

this will send the screenshot notification to the sender I'm pretty sure

burger here. what did he mean by this?

Interested too. I did worst man.
> be me, living alone, in apprenticeship so kinda poor but I still have money because I live frugaly
> decide to book a hooker
> nice blond with good tits for an hour with anal for 200€
> get there, she's a control maniac
> can't fit my dick in her butt
> insult me in russian cause I take my time to cum
> Doesn't want me to cum second time
> too beta to say something

> mfw I paid 200€ for a hooker while being a poorfag

Did it again anyway. I think I spent 1500 € in the last 3 years in hookers while being a poorfag and living frugaly.

He is playing at the phrase "like poetry", which is in reference to George Lucas' comments about the similarities he wrote into the prequels that would mimic the original trilogy.

France has had a mass migration of Africans in the past few decades, and is now the least white country in Europe. user is pointing out the poetic irony of a French man lusting after an African.

Imagine being a bar tender and not knowing how to shoot guys down.

That was all on her dude don't worry about it. Not representative of barmaids as a whole trust me

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Fuck dude she sounds like a skank, what do you look like anyway? Her standards must be set too high

>virgin 20 year old
>not even that ugly just didn't like the drama from girls at HS and college
>taking Mandarin in college
>download Chinese dating app TanTan while bored
>set location as Xi'An
>swipe right on every girl
>match with about 12
>start messaging with them on WeChat
>ages 16 - 30
>send me nudes on Snow (Chinese Snapchat)
>I decide to fly into Xi'An and visit them
>they don't know about each other
>meet up with six and get my dick wet with each
>30 year old MILF is married
>fly to Beijing
>get on TanTan and swipe right 120 times
>go to sleep
>wake up with a few dozen girls messaging me
>get in contact with the hottest and set up dates around Beijing for the week
>hottest constituted a 3 or a 4 by most standards
>fuck five or six
>fly home
>have a few dozen girls constantly messaging me
>they all probably came from families with more money than I but they think I'm rich because I'm American

Legit probably the ugliest things I've stuck my dick in.

And that's how I spent $4000 of my student loan money and ended up with two kids in China and their angry moms wanting me to marry them. Pity they were probably the ugliest of them.

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>live in Spain
>can fuck pretty much any foreign grill because "muh exotic spaniard"
>walk by this aryan german girl on a park near my house
>obvious exchange student or au pair
>square as fuck figure but humongous boobs compensate for that
>approach her
>as shy as it gets, but she gives me her number
>we meet that very night
>she doesn't even talk
>I'm bored so I go all or nothing
>"wanna come to my house?"
>"s-sure..."
>we walk for 10 minutes, she doesn't say a word the whole time
>we arrive
>I kiss her trying to start business
>she gives me the worst kiss I've ever experienced
>tongue all out, spit coming out of everywhere
>I give up kissing her completely and I start undressing her
>"uh- I've never done this that fast"
>"don't worry, I'll be gentle"
>"no... I mean... I've never done this"
>"you mean... never never?"
>I stop and think for a second if this was wrong
>unfortunately she was on her bra, a her boobs awakened my inner devil
>I kiss her everywhere (except her mouth) until she gives up naturally
>we fuck, no rubber, she is a frozen fish, but her bouncing boobs keep me entertained
>I finish on her belly and she just stands there
>she doesn't seem to be interested in cleaning herself, so we just lay there like autist
>and autism is what happens when I try to make smalltalk

(1/2)

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>"so... I've always been curious about... how do the young people in Germany concile that their grandparents allowed the Holocaust? I mean, it's something that you talk about? Do you have an opinion on Hitler?"
>Jow Forums meets /rk9/ meets Jow Forums
>she looks at me with wide open eyes and she starts crying
>"I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you"
>she keeps crying and bawling for good 5 minutes
>I don't really understand why she is crying so I try to fix it
>"but why are you crying?"
>"you don't understand how hard to live in a place where someone did something SO SO HORRIBLE.... the Holocaust was BAD!"
>and now she doesn't stop talking
>she spits out her german guilty complex fueled by some kind of trauma for a while without stopping with the tears for a second
>"HOW COULD WE ALLOW THAT? WE KNEW! EVERYBODY KNEW"
>somehow I get her to get dressed (without even cleaning my cum) and slowly move her to stand by the door
>first time she stops talking (but not crying) I go "ok, have to go to bed, wake up early tomorrow" and she finally leaves
>I hear her still crying in the elevator until she reaches the hall of the building

(2/2)

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>be me, white, french, 24, dyel but kinda good looking
xQc you have to GO AGANE

I think I spent the same amount in 2 years

>And that's how I spent $4000 of my student loan money and ended up with two kids in China and their angry moms wanting me to marry them
the ultimate yellow pill

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God's work

europe is going through a phase of self-loathing in which they are importing other cultures en masse in an attempt to generate some kind of regional identity. day to dya, this means alot of people are thirsty for african and arabic sex

Nigeria was a British colony, so it doesn't really make that much sense.....many of the migrants into France are from the former French West Africa, since most of those territories speak French, or at least have French as an official language.

last time let's GO AGANE

OP here, that's not I meant. I have no lust for african or arab women, but I just wanted to fuck.

I'm a Nigerian. Our women aren't feminist, so be sure nothing's going to happen after this.

She actually had a great tasting pussy but it was probably all the hooker lube

>Addicted to escorts, even though I have a gf
>Right after FOSTA/SESTA, all the escorts gone into hiding
>Finally find one, describes herself as "MILF"
>Meet up with her, her ad said 40, but she was likely ~60
>she said she hadn't had sex in years
>one of her fake titties was deflated
>she starts blowing me
>she can't really move a lot cause old
>get on top of her
>she says she has no condoms
>kind of drunk, fuck her anyways
>Can't really fuck her hard or grab her legs cause old
>Pull out and cum
>"Why did you pull out, I'm 60 years old I can't get pregnant"
>Fuck her again and cum inside
>Leave and hate myself for cheating on my gf with a fucking grandma

Négrophile

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>She hasn't had sex in years
>Get to nut inside
Pussy is pussy bro. Dont stress it I probably would have done the same thing

>Leave and hate myself for cheating on my gf with a fucking grandma
Do you only hate yourself for cheating on your gf with ugly people or something.

Degenerate as fuck regardless

enjoy your AIDS

Sounds like a win to me user

>white
>french

you mean a mix of european and north african....?

based and checked

oh man that sounds traumatising

>2 kids
honest to god I hope that's not larp. fucking hilarious. really fucked up though and you should be ashamed of yourself

thats fucking great user

>asking a german girl who's virginity you just took on her opinion on Hitler while she has your cum on her belly.
user I...

>sophomore in college
>get internship at fairly well known music studio in a large city as assistant to one of the engineers
>his badass little sister (about my age) moved to live with him after getting kicked out of her house down south
>getting late, studio is in ghetto area, (where they have a cheap house as well) so he asks me to walk his sister home
>solid 7/10.
>small talk on way home accidentally invite her to frat party we have the next day
>mainly did it to be nice because she was new to the city
>next day boss says out of no where “user if ur gonna ask my sister on date u should have prolly asked me first”
>o fuck
>ends up coming to frat party
>get drunk and she’s trying to get with me
>end up restraining myself n she takes taxi home

>next couple weeks my boss treats me like shit more than usual
>dodges my calls out of nowhere, never went back

>realized music engineer major is gay as fuck and will be poor surrounded by faggot hipsters or niggers rest of life
>switch my major get business degree
>I have a really good job and make lots of money

Was she sent from god?

should have banged her, user. and you know that

You normally have to pay extra for that

Pay a whore like normal people

obvi but didn’t want to deal with the reprocussions

>take a few classes of this older professor and he turns out to be a total bro, great teacher, easy classes, helps a lot of my friends secure jobs after grad, etc
>he goes to the same bar next to campus on wednesdays
>match with a girl on tinder who's like a 7.5/10, definitely bangable, on her profile it has listed that she works at that bar my prof goes to
>message her asking if she knows who he is, she totally knows him, says they're actually good friends, we message and talk about him for awhile
>get her number, we text for awhile, plan to meet up
>we get drinks, realize she's pretty fucking crazy, but im horny as fuck and she invites me back to her place where she lives alone
>we fuck, it's alright, then as im lying there next to her while flaccid maybe 2 mins after cumming, she tells me to start stroking my cock and get it hard for again NOW or we're not fucking again
>im like oh shit, start trying to think of anything hot to get my dick going again
>me desperately trying to get hard again appears to turn her on, she starts rubbing her clit and moaning
>then turns her body perpendicular to mine, AND FUCKIN SQUIRTS ON ME (clearly just piss)
>im like what the fuck, and she then gets on top of me and starts sucking my halfchub cock and promptly shoves her ass in my face, which kinda stunk like ass and tells me to "lick my fucking asshole" in between mouthfuls of cock, which is rapidly becoming flaccid again
>then slaps me in the balls after i fail to get hard, then gets off me, calls me a pathetic piece of shit faggot who cant even get hard and that i should leave
>i quickly grab my clothes and get dressed and dont say a word like a beta retard
>walk outside and order a cab
>while sitting in the cab i could smell the stench of piss on my clothes and slight hint of ass on my beard feeling like a complete fuck
>wind up dropping the class with that prof because seeing him reminded me of that whole experience way too much

Never felt so emasculated in my entire life

>really fucked up though and you should be ashamed of yourself
I'll be completely honest and say that I come from a pretty conservative background, so my parents would've wanted me to marry her, regardless if they liked her. I felt genuinely awful and pretty unsure of what to do; I especially started trying to place myself in my kid's shoes.

I was trying to figure out to do with Rainy when Manjaw messages me and's the dreaded "I pregnant???"

I completely ignored Manjaw hoping she was just feeling unwell or wanting attention/green card. She then fucking makes a Facebook account with a VPN (I assume) and a profile photo of her with her make-up on, tracks down my older sister on Facebook, God knows how, as I didn't have a public Facebook account, and messages her a photo of me shirtless on the side of the bed on my phone and then one of her pregnancy test held next to her face (no makeup).

My sister just sent me a screenshot and "Jeez, she looks night and day different with and without makeup on. Should I send my nephew baby shower gifts?"

The entire situation was more stress that I've ever felt in my life. I felt pretty alpha there, but I felt pretty beta sitting at home feeling bad for future mini-me.

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>Gros

i would've beat her

>cheated on a gf publicly
>had threesome with friend’s mother and female friend, fucked up friendship with both
>fucked several 4/10
>lots of trouble and drama from fucking female friends

I’ve been a jackass

unironically based

total larp

Mein negger. Sehr gut!

Theres this one girl at my workplace thar id love to tap but she is in relationshit, and im sure as fuck shes into me

Im khhv tho

That doesnt stop me from flirting with her. She ways looks at me and i see it in corner of my eyes and i play push pull game with her just to practice

Am i bad person
Shes cute and had great ass

I had a bar tender do this when I asked for change.

Holly fuck it's enraging, just say no

so how involved are younow? are you financially supporting your kids? and if not are you taking actions to do that soon?
because truthfully, what happened happened. you are fucking stupid for banging these chicks without precautions but if you do what's right now you deserve no blame (other than that you are a fucking RETARD for not wrapping up your pecker)
pic unrelated

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>dancing and enjoying myself in the club
>some girl keeps looking and smiling at me
>take a closer look at her
>she smiles at me from ear to ear
>fuck she's cute
>walk up to her
>"hi"
>she makes this face as if I've just insulted her, grabs her friend by the wrist and they storm off together
Fucking women man

>wasted almost $2k on hookers
>that's the only sex I've ever had, (5 times, + 2 bjs).
>My reasoning was that I don't want to be 24 and terrible at sex,
>tfw only marginally improved
>tfw paid $2k to have really bad sex
>only have $10k saved up

all this in the space of 3 months

In my opinion it takes way more balls to get a hooker and go through with it than just asking a girl out lmao, so what the fuck is up with so many virgins getting hookers?