How to tinder

Look i can simply say thanx like a cuck
>How would a Chad handle this

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ask for what she's doing tonight, then ask for sek's and her number

Why do girls on tinder say I'm "hot af" but in real life they won't even look at me? I don't even catch them trying to look. Every single one just has a thousand yard stare.

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>*You're

instead of "thanx", say "Thank you, you're sweet.".

I have the opposite problem. I’m about a 5-6/10 which while not great still means I get the occasional fuck-eyes my way, but I can’t to shit on tinder because I can’t take a good photo to save my life. Go from 5 to 2 immediately.

“Damn right you are, meet me at _____,”

>Oh? Where are we going?

Do it OP

Wouldnt that be too kind? Isnt that a turn of for Them i want to be like chad

this

>cool, I know it's kinda fast, but wanna meet-up? Fine if you dont want to.

This shows you interested in fucking tonight (which she might do to) but not too pushy, so you salvage if she says no.

go for this one

do this, or some variation. Just make it a matter of fact thing that's happening, instead of twiddling your thumbs like a beta. G

DO IT

learn from the master. any time a girl says "you're cute" or something similar, the response is always "why is always about looks with women?"

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i know i have mirrors at home ahah

Do do this. Asking a woman what to do is a negative.

Do this:

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Don’t

nice try, virgin

this is a bad idea since she already clearly has plans. if OP asks her out for tonight she will know OP has no plans and will think he is a loser. ask her out for another day

are you retarded?

hurr
>why aren't women like us? oh wait

you are fucking braindead

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Fair enough. You can just shoot down what she says though and say some place else.

feels too strong imo

b e t a
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And it’s over. You had one chance to take control of the situation, she gave it to you on a silver platter, and you surrendered by asking her, deferring control to her. I’ll be surprised if you close the deal.

imagine being so autistic people tell you exactly what to say and you still fuck it up lmao

>you
it was WE

Should i say oh that's wierd my name isnt bitterzoet ;)

This guy gets it; Tinder girls don't like making decisions or taking charge. Never ask them what to do.

The girl is screaming for a one night stand.

Ah man, you totally fucked it.

Instead of using 'we' you used 'you'

Now she knows your beta and that you are also trying to stalk her.

"wrong answer
meet you at my place?"

pls delete

this, worth a try

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“Nah, sounds boring, let’s go to ____”

jesus you autistic faggot

Christ OP, this doesn't even make sense.

Come on man, why are you doing this to us.

dropped, underage b& fuck off with b8

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holy shit user

wtf are you doing

Guy doesn’t want any advice it seems. Just abandon this thread.

Never has OP been so much of a faggot before

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The first step to get out of a hole you’ve dug is to put down the shovel. You’re in a reactionary position in the conversation. Steer it back under control.

Say “Oh, that’s cool. Well, if your plans don’t end up working out, you could always hang out with me instead. Haha I’m not doing anything and it would make my night to be able to spend time with you. I think you are a very special girl and I’d like to show you how cool I can be in person. If not, we could always chill another time.”

3

"How much do you weigh"

5'0

God you're a faggot

back to the pit

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you guys are ridiculous. clearly OP is attractive so 1 or 2 dumb lines isn't gonna ruin his chances

it depends
what is your bra size

oh shit, you've been found out

"yes let me show her how insecure I am xDD"

>6 foot. But on your knees I'm 9 inches

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xD

manlet spoted

>6'0-7'5 depending how picky you are.

Jesus Christ you autist, just tell her to meet you somewhere already

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are you mentally challenged

jesus are you mentally ill?
fucking ruined it

>attractieve

Blew it again. Attractive is subjective. Ask how much she weighs or what her bra size is.

You’re weak.

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Gahdamn boy, you can't even English right...

jesus lad

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kek I'm 95% sure this is fake at this point

It's an obvious yes.

You are the single most retarded person on this board.

kys

>how to make OP look like a bigger faggot than he already is

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She'll sniff out the inferiority complex behind that confrontational shit.

lmao I fucking love this board

You have an exceptionally high power level. This is extremely entertaining!

LMFAO

>she is retarded too
you're a perfect match user, don't let others judge you

This thread is such a nice kek

post body and face faggot

>5'2 right now. 6'5 for your friend in that picture.

Look. She’s still somewhat interested. She wants a one night stand, otherwise she’d be out already. Answer her shit and tell her what you two are doing tonight. Do ask.

Hahahahaha she knows

I'M A BIG GUY

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GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

youre literally getting the answers and you still fuck it up

8 inches

I love a good trainwreck...

why do women care for height if its a one night stand?
makes no sense to me

this is nuts

it's over

Six feet, eleven inches. Those are two separate measurements.

somebody screencap this

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN GURL SHE DID NOT

>this woman's patience

She must be attracted to your face a lot to put up with your pussyfooting.