>hey user I need a sparring partner, don't worry I'll try not to rough you up too bad
How do you respond?
Hey user I need a sparring partner, don't worry I'll try not to rough you up too bad
Landon Ward
Grayson Moore
*unzips dick*
Carter Hughes
>spar with her
>go extremely ez on her
>let her win since there’s no other girls in the gym for her to train with
>”heh nice try user, make sure you keep your hands up next time, but you did pretty well ;)”
never roll with women it’s like fighting a child they have no self awareness
Eli Moore
>"okay but let's use the isolated, private ring where nobody can see us. I don't wanna get embarrassed haha."
>knock her the fuck out with first punch.
>rape her unconscious body.
Eli Martin
based and redpilled
Samuel Thomas
taunt her into hitting me as hard as she fucking can
Logan Murphy
based
Matthew Ortiz
I tell her she can't beat my impetuous style and my impregnable defense. If she doesn't get the reference I rape her.
Jacob Phillips
>tfw you dance with a butterfly and then get stung by a bee
Christopher Hernandez
>flexes her kegels hard enough to detach your penis
Nolan Moore
>tfw no MMA gf to choke you out and jerk you off
Carter Sanders
Jose Rivera
>How do you respond?
Considering I'm 53 years old:
>Sweetheart, that's the strangest come-on I've ever heard from a woman, why don't we have dinner and see what happens? What the hell, I'll even make you breakfast tomorrow.
Juan King
I actually don't mind getting punched in the dick or balls so yeah
Henry Wright
>Boomer Prime.
He's shown his face. The lawnmower thread's prophecy is coming true.
Adrian Peterson
life is pain
Andrew Richardson
I got Bad News for you, son:
>There are *orders of magnitude* more over-40 guys on Jow Forums than you want to know about
Nathan Anderson
>*POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME*
>*OOOH, IN THE NAME OF LOVE*
Charles Robinson
Come on then bitch, I'm the #1 p4p best boxer of all time
Tyler Nguyen
> spar in bag gloves
ishygddt
Evan Roberts
Andrew Gonzalez
zelenoff based
Parker Lee
god I wish that were me
Cameron Jones
She looks like Anita Sarkeesian. I would destroy her just for that, and I don't mean sexually.
Sebastian Murphy
Wyatt Kelly
wise
James Moore
Lawd have mercy I want that
Nathan Stewart
Just like my filthy gem dom doujins
Jeremiah Powell
Giv black belt gf
Elijah Jenkins
>あの、よかったら一緒に乱取りしませんか、アノンくん?
Cooper Brooks
>gets erection in Japanese